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colpanic

11-08-2004 02:31 PM

A letter to the Red states.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/11...state_to_reds/

hehe

sperbonzo

11-08-2004 02:40 PM

They should take a look at the number of counties in the "blue states" that were red. If they want to secede they are going to only be able to take major cities with them.

The left is only going to go further and further into the fringes.....they just don't understand how the majority of americans think.... and reading this letter just confirms it even more.

With this kind of thing as a representation of where they stand, the left will lose more and more seats and more and more power until they dissolve into a forgotten joke.:2 cents:

stocktrader23

11-08-2004 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sperbonzo
They should take a look at the number of counties in the "blue states" that were red. If they want to secede they are going to only be able to take major cities with them.

The left is only going to go further and further into the fringes.....they just don't understand how the majority of americans think.... and reading this letter just confirms it even more.

With this kind of thing as a representation of where they stand, the left will lose more and more seats and more and more power until they dissolve into a forgotten joke.:2 cents:

Here in the Blue States, Democrats and Republicans alike generate the lion's share of America's wealth, although it is you Reds who provide the lion's share of the stoop labor. You are our Mexicans, so to speak. We could not have accomplished the economic miracle that is America without your willing capitulation to a system that lies to you and fucks you over at every turn.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sperbonzo

11-08-2004 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
Here in the Blue States, Democrats and Republicans alike generate the lion's share of America's wealth, although it is you Reds who provide the lion's share of the stoop labor. You are our Mexicans, so to speak. We could not have accomplished the economic miracle that is America without your willing capitulation to a system that lies to you and fucks you over at every turn.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You're welcome!:thumbsup

Everyday, as I'm driving home in my 330 convertable to my place on the water with my boat docked out back.....I think back over my day of stoop labour and sigh with contentment, secure in the knowledge that I am being lied to and fucked over.

reynold

11-08-2004 03:05 PM

The never ending battle of the blue and the red.

BRISK

11-08-2004 03:17 PM

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Your agricultural universities will continue issuing Ph.D.s in football, and bogus Protestant Evangelical and Fundamentalist theology, and how to jerk off a bull safely.

:1orglaugh

BRISK

11-08-2004 03:19 PM

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You can continue believing, as Republican Party brainwashing has persuaded you, that we, your neighbors, are your enemies. You can believe that we have no morals; that we pimp out our teenage daughters for Internet porn; that we eat babies; that we are all gay; that we are cowards on the battlefield; and that we want to run your lives and give you AIDS.

:1orglaugh

BRISK

11-08-2004 03:20 PM

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Here in the Blue States, Democrats and Republicans alike generate the lion's share of America's wealth, although it is you Reds who provide the lion's share of the stoop labor. You are our Mexicans

:1orglaugh

CET	11-08-2004 03:32 PM

That letter isn't convincing at all, it comes off as elitist snobbery. One minute the letter writer is insulting the red states, and the next he's trying to play up to them as though they are long lost pals, after that he goes back to telling them how inferior they are and how "us blue state people have straight white teeth". What a fuckin arrogant snob!

titmowse

11-08-2004 03:35 PM

i get it. but i'm a blue woman living in a red state.

BRISK

11-08-2004 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by CET
it comes off as elitist snobbery.

I think that's the point.

It's also what makes it so funny.

CET	11-08-2004 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by BRISK
I think that's the point.

It's also what makes it so funny.

Sometimes it's hard to tell when something is serious and when it is satire. This is one of those times. http://www.freakmanor.com/smilies/theyareontome.gif

colpanic

11-08-2004 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CET
That letter isn't convincing at all, it comes off as elitist snobbery. One minute the letter writer is insulting the red states, and the next he's trying to play up to them as though they are long lost pals, after that he goes back to telling them how inferior they are and how "us blue state people have straight white teeth". What a fuckin arrogant snob!

It's difficult to make a convincing argument and include a bit about jerking off bulls :)

But it is funny!

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