A letter to the Red states.

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  • colpanic
    Confirmed User
    • May 2004
    • 1007

    #1

    A letter to the Red states.

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/11...state_to_reds/

    hehe
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  • sperbonzo
    I'd rather be on my boat.
    • May 2003
    • 9750

    #2
    They should take a look at the number of counties in the "blue states" that were red. If they want to secede they are going to only be able to take major cities with them.

    The left is only going to go further and further into the fringes.....they just don't understand how the majority of americans think.... and reading this letter just confirms it even more.

    With this kind of thing as a representation of where they stand, the left will lose more and more seats and more and more power until they dissolve into a forgotten joke.
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    • stocktrader23
      Let's do some business.
      • Jan 2003
      • 18781

      #3
      Originally posted by sperbonzo
      They should take a look at the number of counties in the "blue states" that were red. If they want to secede they are going to only be able to take major cities with them.

      The left is only going to go further and further into the fringes.....they just don't understand how the majority of americans think.... and reading this letter just confirms it even more.

      With this kind of thing as a representation of where they stand, the left will lose more and more seats and more and more power until they dissolve into a forgotten joke.
      Here in the Blue States, Democrats and Republicans alike generate the lion's share of America's wealth, although it is you Reds who provide the lion's share of the stoop labor. You are our Mexicans, so to speak. We could not have accomplished the economic miracle that is America without your willing capitulation to a system that lies to you and fucks you over at every turn.




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      • sperbonzo
        I'd rather be on my boat.
        • May 2003
        • 9750

        #4
        Originally posted by stocktrader23
        Here in the Blue States, Democrats and Republicans alike generate the lion's share of America's wealth, although it is you Reds who provide the lion's share of the stoop labor. You are our Mexicans, so to speak. We could not have accomplished the economic miracle that is America without your willing capitulation to a system that lies to you and fucks you over at every turn.


        You're welcome!

        Everyday, as I'm driving home in my 330 convertable to my place on the water with my boat docked out back.....I think back over my day of stoop labour and sigh with contentment, secure in the knowledge that I am being lied to and fucked over.
        Last edited by sperbonzo; 11-08-2004, 12:49 PM.
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        • reynold
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          • Oct 2002
          • 51271

          #5
          The never ending battle of the blue and the red.

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          • BRISK
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            • Feb 2003
            • 12240

            #6
            Your agricultural universities will continue issuing Ph.D.s in football, and bogus Protestant Evangelical and Fundamentalist theology, and how to jerk off a bull safely.
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            • BRISK
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Feb 2003
              • 12240

              #7
              You can continue believing, as Republican Party brainwashing has persuaded you, that we, your neighbors, are your enemies. You can believe that we have no morals; that we pimp out our teenage daughters for Internet porn; that we eat babies; that we are all gay; that we are cowards on the battlefield; and that we want to run your lives and give you AIDS.
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              • BRISK
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Feb 2003
                • 12240

                #8
                Here in the Blue States, Democrats and Republicans alike generate the lion's share of America's wealth, although it is you Reds who provide the lion's share of the stoop labor. You are our Mexicans
                I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                • CET
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 2754

                  #9
                  That letter isn't convincing at all, it comes off as elitist snobbery. One minute the letter writer is insulting the red states, and the next he's trying to play up to them as though they are long lost pals, after that he goes back to telling them how inferior they are and how "us blue state people have straight white teeth". What a fuckin arrogant snob!
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                  • titmowse
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 5320

                    #10
                    i get it. but i'm a blue woman living in a red state.
                    I still love everybody

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                    • BRISK
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 12240

                      #11
                      Originally posted by CET
                      it comes off as elitist snobbery.
                      I think that's the point.

                      It's also what makes it so funny.
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                      I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                      • CET
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                        • Jul 2003
                        • 2754

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BRISK
                        I think that's the point.

                        It's also what makes it so funny.
                        Sometimes it's hard to tell when something is serious and when it is satire. This is one of those times.
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                        • colpanic
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                          • May 2004
                          • 1007

                          #13
                          Originally posted by CET
                          That letter isn't convincing at all, it comes off as elitist snobbery. One minute the letter writer is insulting the red states, and the next he's trying to play up to them as though they are long lost pals, after that he goes back to telling them how inferior they are and how "us blue state people have straight white teeth". What a fuckin arrogant snob!
                          It's difficult to make a convincing argument and include a bit about jerking off bulls

                          But it is funny!
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