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People who attempt suicide and fail
How does it make you feel knowing that its just one more thing which you failed at?
Come on... If you REALLY wanted to kill yourself i can think of 1000's of ways to do right without failure. Anything less than death in an attempted suicide makes you an attention whore... Someone queue the look-at-me pics please! Here are some sure fire ways to end it 1) Bullet to your temple 2) Jumping off a bridge head first 3) wrapping a car around a pole at 200km/kr 4) Rat Poison 5) Multiple packages of sleeping pills 6) Ripping off some drug dealers 7) walk into a police station with the guns blazing 8) Take a hostage and wait for snipers The list goes on.....Just fucking DO IT already and dont bother posting here beforehand. |
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remember when cutting it's down the road not across the street
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2) people have survived that 3) people have survived that 4) people have survived that 6) people have survived that 7) people have survived that 8) people have survived that |
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And yes, people have survived multiple bullet shots to the head. |
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If you're gonna take the "leap" atleast do it right...Jump off a 100' bridge and not the roof of your house.. |
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The proper way is to put the gun in your mouth and shoot.
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They don't really wanna die, they're trying to grab attention. They are severely depressed and need help. Those that really wanna go are the ones that use the shotgun.
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if you really wanna die from pills it's not about taking a lot of them, it's about taking the right combinations.
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Thats the kind of input we need! There are ways to get the job done! Although with a shot to the temple i would think the person was pretty serious about comitting suicide and that its probably just bad luck if the bullet bounces around and they dont die :0 |
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Take tomuch drugs
'Fly' from the trump tower Pay a drugs dealer with fake money |
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No one would survive walking into a police statiin gun blazing.
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I have always thought then if it was eer necessary to kill my self I would to it the right way.
My theory, 1. Take 20 percs 2. get in car traveling 120 mph(driving of course) 3. chug as much JD ya can while drining(30 seconds or less) 4. put 357 to head and pull trigger. I have never attempted this but have thought about it several times. When I set my mind to something I rarely fail, I guarentee this I will not fail at, when its time its time. ![]() |
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![]() ![]() Sorry it made me laugh. Not at you trying to die, but at the way that ended
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I think any of the process mentioned above will work if the person actually wants to do it. I mean I could stick a gun in my mouth pull the trigger and survive, if you really want to DIE then point the gun upwards in your mouth and pull the trigger.
Hell the #1 way to die, pay me $10,000 sign a consent form and see ya next trip around. (in certain cases may be cheaper) |
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I think it is a cry for help |
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you kids are ruining a good webmaster board with this mindless bullshit!
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if you attempt suicicde and fail. you need to get help from a friend.
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this thread is useless without pics.
you should set up a webcam and gives a demonstration of these various methods. just for clarification you understand. |
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Just chop your own head off..
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5) Multiple packages of sleeping pills
Doesn't always work, even when ingested with alcohol. if number five is going to be an option, it is imperative that one ensures they will not be found for at least 12-24 hours.
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Stick the gun inside the mouth and deep throat it. That's sure fire.
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hey joe.... remind me to change the passwords to my servers lol ;-)
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if you are going to commit suicide - or - try to suicide - dont do ti in a way that puts the innocent involved - keep it a personal thing
btw - dont do it - things will change - hang in there |
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