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notjoe · 11-07-2004, 08:39 AM

How does it make you feel knowing that its just one more thing which you failed at?

Come on... If you REALLY wanted to kill yourself i can think of 1000's of ways to do right without failure.

Anything less than death in an attempted suicide makes you an attention whore... Someone queue the look-at-me pics please!

Here are some sure fire ways to end it

1) Bullet to your temple
2) Jumping off a bridge head first
3) wrapping a car around a pole at 200km/kr
4) Rat Poison
5) Multiple packages of sleeping pills
6) Ripping off some drug dealers
7) walk into a police station with the guns blazing
8) Take a hostage and wait for snipers

The list goes on.....Just fucking DO IT already and dont bother posting here beforehand.

11-07-2004, 08:39 AM
notjoe Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 5,599	People who attempt suicide and fail How does it make you feel knowing that its just one more thing which you failed at? Come on... If you REALLY wanted to kill yourself i can think of 1000's of ways to do right without failure. Anything less than death in an attempted suicide makes you an attention whore... Someone queue the look-at-me pics please! Here are some sure fire ways to end it 1) Bullet to your temple 2) Jumping off a bridge head first 3) wrapping a car around a pole at 200km/kr 4) Rat Poison 5) Multiple packages of sleeping pills 6) Ripping off some drug dealers 7) walk into a police station with the guns blazing 8) Take a hostage and wait for snipers The list goes on.....Just fucking DO IT already and dont bother posting here beforehand.