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People who attempt suicide and fail

11-07-2004, 06:39 AM

How does it make you feel knowing that its just one more thing which you failed at?

Come on... If you REALLY wanted to kill yourself i can think of 1000's of ways to do right without failure.

Anything less than death in an attempted suicide makes you an attention whore... Someone queue the look-at-me pics please!

Here are some sure fire ways to end it

1) Bullet to your temple
2) Jumping off a bridge head first
3) wrapping a car around a pole at 200km/kr
4) Rat Poison
5) Multiple packages of sleeping pills
6) Ripping off some drug dealers
7) walk into a police station with the guns blazing
8) Take a hostage and wait for snipers

The list goes on.....Just fucking DO IT already and dont bother posting here beforehand.
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11-07-2004, 06:40 AM

remember when cutting it's down the road not across the street

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11-07-2004, 06:42 AM

Originally posted by notjoe

1) Bullet to your temple
2) Jumping off a bridge head first
3) wrapping a car around a pole at 200km/kr
4) Rat Poison
5) Multiple packages of sleeping pills
6) Ripping off some drug dealers
7) walk into a police station with the guns blazing
8) Take a hostage and wait for snipers

1) people have survived that
2) people have survived that
3) people have survived that
4) people have survived that
6) people have survived that
7) people have survived that
8) people have survived that

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11-07-2004, 06:43 AM

Originally posted by MaskedMan
1) people have survived that
2) people have survived that
3) people have survived that
4) people have survived that
6) people have survived that
7) people have survived that
8) people have survived that

Show me one person who has survived a 45 to the side of the head
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11-07-2004, 06:44 AM

Originally posted by notjoe
Show me one person who has survived a 45 to the side of the head

ahh, you didn't say a 45.. you said a bullet.

And yes, people have survived multiple bullet shots to the head.

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11-07-2004, 06:45 AM

Originally posted by jacked
remember when cutting it's down the road not across the street

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11-07-2004, 06:46 AM

Originally posted by notjoe
Show me one person who has survived a 45 to the side of the head

there have been cases of bullets just deflecting off people's skulls.
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11-07-2004, 06:48 AM

Originally posted by MaskedMan
ahh, you didn't say a 45.. you said a bullet.

And yes, people have survived multiple bullet shots to the head.

Indeed, but with a 45 you'd be finished, I dont think you'd even have a head left... Using a 22 would be like taking 2 sleeping pills instead of the box... or wrapping your car around the pole at like 60km/hr..

If you're gonna take the "leap" atleast do it right...Jump off a 100' bridge and not the roof of your house..
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11-07-2004, 06:48 AM

Originally posted by notjoe
1) Bullet to your temple

Wrong. Chances of surviving that aren't nearly non-existent because the bullet can actually go around your brain that way. In fact, some 19th century philosopher whose name I can't remember right now shot himself in the temple 6 times and survived.
The proper way is to put the gun in your mouth and shoot.

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11-07-2004, 06:51 AM

They don't really wanna die, they're trying to grab attention. They are severely depressed and need help. Those that really wanna go are the ones that use the shotgun.

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11-07-2004, 06:53 AM

if you really wanna die from pills it's not about taking a lot of them, it's about taking the right combinations.
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11-07-2004, 06:53 AM

Originally posted by punkworld
Wrong. Chances of surviving that aren't nearly non-existent because the bullet can actually go around your brain that way. In fact, some 19th century philosopher whose name I can't remember right now shot himself in the temple 6 times and survived.
The proper way is to put the gun in your mouth and shoot.

Thats the kind of input we need!

There are ways to get the job done! Although with a shot to the temple i would think the person was pretty serious about comitting suicide and that its probably just bad luck if the bullet bounces around and they dont die :0
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11-07-2004, 06:55 AM

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11-07-2004, 06:56 AM

No one would survive walking into a police statiin gun blazing.

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11-07-2004, 06:58 AM

I have always thought then if it was eer necessary to kill my self I would to it the right way.

My theory,
1. Take 20 percs
2. get in car traveling 120 mph(driving of course)
3. chug as much JD ya can while drining(30 seconds or less)
4. put 357 to head and pull trigger.

I have never attempted this but have thought about it several times. When I set my mind to something I rarely fail, I guarentee this I will not fail at, when its time its time.
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11-07-2004, 06:59 AM

Originally posted by HammerTime33
I have always thought then if it was eer necessary to kill my self I would to it the right way.

My theory,
1. Take 20 percs
2. get in car traveling 120 mph(driving of course)
3. chug as much JD ya can while drining(30 seconds or less)
4. put 357 to head and pull trigger.

I have never attempted this but have thought about it several times. When I set my mind to something I rarely fail, I guarentee this I will not fail at, when its time its time.

Sorry it made me laugh. Not at you trying to die, but at the way that ended

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11-07-2004, 07:02 AM

I think any of the process mentioned above will work if the person actually wants to do it. I mean I could stick a gun in my mouth pull the trigger and survive, if you really want to DIE then point the gun upwards in your mouth and pull the trigger.

Hell the #1 way to die, pay me $10,000 sign a consent form and see ya next trip around. (in certain cases may be cheaper)
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11-07-2004, 07:06 AM

Originally posted by notjoe
How does it make you feel knowing that its just one more thing which you failed at?

Come on... If you REALLY wanted to kill yourself i can think of 1000's of ways to do right without failure.

Anything less than death in an attempted suicide makes you an attention whore... Someone queue the look-at-me pics please!

Here are some sure fire ways to end it

1) Bullet to your temple
2) Jumping off a bridge head first
3) wrapping a car around a pole at 200km/kr
4) Rat Poison
5) Multiple packages of sleeping pills
6) Ripping off some drug dealers
7) walk into a police station with the guns blazing
8) Take a hostage and wait for snipers

The list goes on.....Just fucking DO IT already and dont bother posting here beforehand.

how about you just don't make such attention whore, "look at me" posts on a webmaster board?
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11-07-2004, 07:06 AM

Originally posted by HammerTime33
I have always thought then if it was eer necessary to kill my self I would to it the right way.

My theory,
1. Take 20 percs
2. get in car traveling 120 mph(driving of course)
3. chug as much JD ya can while drining(30 seconds or less)
4. put 357 to head and pull trigger.

I have never attempted this but have thought about it several times. When I set my mind to something I rarely fail, I guarentee this I will not fail at, when its time its time.

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11-07-2004, 07:07 AM

Originally posted by kaliboy2g
No one would survive walking into a police statiin gun blazing.

In America.. no
In Holland.. Yes

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11-07-2004, 07:07 AM

Originally posted by CheneyRumsfeld
how about you just don't make such attention whore, "look at me" posts on a webmaster board?

If you dont like it then dont post here
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11-07-2004, 07:10 AM

Originally posted by notjoe
How does it make you feel knowing that its just one more thing which you failed at?

Come on... If you REALLY wanted to kill yourself i can think of 1000's of ways to do right without failure.

Anything less than death in an attempted suicide makes you an attention whore... Someone queue the look-at-me pics please!

Here are some sure fire ways to end it

1) Bullet to your temple
2) Jumping off a bridge head first
3) wrapping a car around a pole at 200km/kr
4) Rat Poison
5) Multiple packages of sleeping pills
6) Ripping off some drug dealers
7) walk into a police station with the guns blazing
8) Take a hostage and wait for snipers

The list goes on.....Just fucking DO IT already and dont bother posting here beforehand.

Those who fail at suicide, aren't really ready to die.
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11-07-2004, 07:12 AM

Originally posted by reynold
Those who fail at suicide, aren't really ready to die.

I agree with you completely!

I think it is a cry for help
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11-07-2004, 07:13 AM

Originally posted by notjoe
Will you have the GF in the trunk?

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11-07-2004, 07:18 AM

you kids are ruining a good webmaster board with this mindless bullshit!
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11-07-2004, 07:20 AM

if you attempt suicicde and fail. you need to get help from a friend.

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11-07-2004, 07:20 AM

Originally posted by jacked
remember when cutting it's down the road not across the street

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11-07-2004, 07:21 AM

Originally posted by WhoGivesaShit
you kids are ruining a good webmaster board with this mindless bullshit!
go play on a kiddie board.

hush up. i haven't heard anything useful come outta you.

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11-07-2004, 07:21 AM

Originally posted by WhoGivesaShit
you kids are ruining a good webmaster board with this mindless bullshit!
go play on a kiddie board.

If this site was all serious, Do you really think it would get this kind of traffic for your advertising pleaseure? I fuggin doubt it, there are two other SERIOUS threads located on the MAIN PAGE, this is the FUCKING AROUND thread, thank you and enjoy the traffic.
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11-07-2004, 07:23 AM

Originally posted by WhoGivesaShit
you kids are ruining a good webmaster board with this mindless bullshit!
go play on a kiddie board.

Obviously you have no idea what GFY is all about... You should email [email protected] and ask him to delete your account.
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11-07-2004, 07:29 AM

this thread is useless without pics.
you should set up a webcam and gives a demonstration of these various methods.
just for clarification you understand.
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11-07-2004, 07:34 AM

Just chop your own head off..
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11-07-2004, 08:33 AM

5) Multiple packages of sleeping pills

Doesn't always work, even when ingested with alcohol.

if number five is going to be an option, it is imperative that one ensures they will not be found for at least 12-24 hours.

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11-07-2004, 08:36 AM

Originally posted by notjoe
Show me one person who has survived a 45 to the side of the head

Actually, several survive when they put the gun to the side of the head. Especially if the gun is powerful and has ...what's it called...kick? So, basically it jerks and the bullet either grazes the scalp or misses completely...

Stick the gun inside the mouth and deep throat it. That's sure fire.

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11-07-2004, 08:53 AM

hey joe.... remind me to change the passwords to my servers lol ;-)

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11-07-2004, 08:58 AM

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=manly_suicide

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11-07-2004, 09:07 AM

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11-07-2004, 09:10 AM

if you are going to commit suicide - or - try to suicide - dont do ti in a way that puts the innocent involved - keep it a personal thing

btw - dont do it - things will change - hang in there
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11-07-2004, 09:12 AM

Originally posted by Red Ezra
if you are going to commit suicide - or - try to suicide - dont do ti in a way that puts the innocent involved - keep it a personal thing

btw - dont do it - things will change - hang in there
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