moron political posters: proper user of 's - GoFuckYourself.com

hagbard · 11-01-2004, 08:35 PM

The apostrophe (') is primarily used for one of two purposes. Look below:

To show posession:
That is Jane's pussy.
Can you believe the size of Dick's... um. Dick?

To replace unnecessary letters (contractions):

Original: I do not believe that is Dick's dick.

Contraction: I don't believe he's got a donky dick like that!

Incorrect sentence:
NOt bad at all. However it has been corrupted in my opinion, invaded by Religeous nut ball's and Idealogical tyrants.

Correct sentence:
Not bad at all. However it has been corrupted in my opinion, invaded by religious nut balls and idealogical tyrants.

The way people assrape the common apostrophe on this board, I'm surprised the english language doesnt just give up and turn to French or some other useless garbage.

Fake Nick · 11-01-2004, 08:38 PM

you got promoted huh ? from troll in charge of poop to troll in charge of spelling ?

good for you !

Dagwolf · 11-01-2004, 08:39 PM

Whats your point? Theres no need to quibble over detail's. After all, its not necessary to be literate if one want's to vote.

xclusive · 11-01-2004, 08:39 PM

Hey here's an Idea get your head out of your ass and vote Kerry that is what matters...

hagbard · 11-01-2004, 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by Fake Nick
you got promoted huh ? from troll in charge of poop to troll in charge of spelling ?

good for you !

You, as a troll on an epic scale, know that you dont get to be in charge of poop until you have over 2k posts. I was just a troll.

hagbard · 11-01-2004, 08:42 PM

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Originally posted by Dagwolf
Whats your point? Theres no need to quibble over detail's. After all, its not necessary to be literate if one want's to vote.

Or to post on GFY obviously. Please refer to my post and correct your grammar.

hagbard · 11-01-2004, 08:44 PM

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Originally posted by xclusive
Hey here's an Idea get your head out of your ass and vote Kerry that is what matters...

That's right! ILLITERATE WEBMASTER'S FOR KERRY!

Remember guys, it's easy to point out the President's grammar errors, but as soon as they're yours, they dont count!

Dagwolf · 11-01-2004, 08:44 PM

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Originally posted by hagbard
Or to post on GFY obviously. Please refer to my post and correct your grammar.

2 wut r u reefering? i dont C ne problem wif it.

hagbard · 11-01-2004, 08:45 PM

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Originally posted by Dagwolf
2 wut r u reefering? i dont C ne problem wif it.

Fake Nick · 11-01-2004, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hagbard
That's right! ILLITERATE WEBMASTER'S FOR KERRY!

Remember guys, it's easy to point out the President's grammar errors, but as soon as they're yours, they dont count!

one webmaster two webmaster's ? ??

GUESS AGAIN !!!!!

hagbard · 11-01-2004, 08:50 PM

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Originally posted by Fake Nick
one webmaster two webmaster's ? ??

GUESS AGAIN !!!!!

you ARE aware that all caps and using demonstratedly poor grammar was poking fun at the subject of the prase. right?

Fake Nick · 11-01-2004, 08:50 PM

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Originally posted by hagbard
you ARE aware that all caps and using demonstratedly poor grammar was poking fun at the subject of the prase. right?

NO

hagbard · 11-01-2004, 08:51 PM

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Originally posted by Fake Nick
NO

Gotcha. um. Have a great night man. Have you got some good beers in the fridge?

enter » · 11-01-2004, 09:14 PM

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Originally posted by hagbard

The way people assrape the common apostrophe on this board, I'm surprised the english language doesnt just give up and turn to French or some other useless garbage.

You're missing an apostrophe in that sentence. You seem smart enough to find it on your own

Also, the title of this thread is probably a typo but it reads like a Russian wrote it.

Dagwolf · 11-01-2004, 09:17 PM

I jus don unnerstan' . it!

Phoenix · 11-01-2004, 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by enter »
You're missing an apostrophe in that sentence. You seem smart enough to find it on your own

hagbard · 11-01-2004, 09:29 PM

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Originally posted by enter »
You're missing an apostrophe in that sentence. You seem smart enough to find it on your own

Also, the title of this thread is probably a typo but it reads like a Russian wrote it.

This goes to show that, working together, we can eradicate bad grammar in our time. Just like smallpox. Or something else that's bad that people don't like.

hagbard · 11-01-2004, 09:31 PM

And on the thread title. Holy shit.....

"Hey kettle, this is the pot"

"yes?"

"hahahahahaha"

I suck. Disregard entire thread.

Edit. A board that has ******* posted every 3 threads still censors the n-bomb. Ruins the punchline.

11-01-2004, 08:35 PM	#1
hagbard Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 309	moron political posters: proper user of 's The apostrophe (') is primarily used for one of two purposes. Look below: To show posession: That is Jane's pussy. Can you believe the size of Dick's... um. Dick? To replace unnecessary letters (contractions): Original: I do not believe that is Dick's dick. Contraction: I don't believe he's got a donky dick like that! Incorrect sentence: NOt bad at all. However it has been corrupted in my opinion, invaded by Religeous nut ball's and Idealogical tyrants. Correct sentence: Not bad at all. However it has been corrupted in my opinion, invaded by religious nut balls and idealogical tyrants. The way people assrape the common apostrophe on this board, I'm surprised the english language doesnt just give up and turn to French or some other useless garbage.

11-01-2004, 08:39 PM	#3
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	Whats your point? Theres no need to quibble over detail's. After all, its not necessary to be literate if one want's to vote. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

11-01-2004, 08:39 PM	#4
xclusive Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 35,218	Hey here's an Idea get your head out of your ass and vote Kerry that is what matters... __________________ I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /

11-01-2004, 09:17 PM	#15
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	I jus don unnerstan' . it! __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

11-01-2004, 08:38 PM	#2
Fake Nick So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: go troll goo! Posts: 7,708	you got promoted huh ? from troll in charge of poop to troll in charge of spelling ? good for you !

11-01-2004, 09:31 PM	#18
hagbard Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 309	And on the thread title. Holy shit..... "Hey kettle, this is the pot" "yes?" "hahahahahaha" I suck. Disregard entire thread. Edit. A board that has ******* posted every 3 threads still censors the n-bomb. Ruins the punchline.