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  • hagbard
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 309
    #1

    moron political posters: proper user of 's

    The apostrophe (') is primarily used for one of two purposes. Look below:

    To show posession:
    That is Jane's pussy.
    Can you believe the size of Dick's... um. Dick?


    To replace unnecessary letters (contractions):

    Original: I do not believe that is Dick's dick.

    Contraction: I don't believe he's got a donky dick like that!


    Incorrect sentence:
    NOt bad at all. However it has been corrupted in my opinion, invaded by Religeous nut ball's and Idealogical tyrants.

    Correct sentence:
    Not bad at all. However it has been corrupted in my opinion, invaded by religious nut balls and idealogical tyrants.

    The way people assrape the common apostrophe on this board, I'm surprised the english language doesnt just give up and turn to French or some other useless garbage.
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    • Fake Nick
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jul 2004
      • 7708
      #2
      you got promoted huh ? from troll in charge of poop to troll in charge of spelling ?

      good for you !

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        • Dagwolf
          President of Canada
          • Sep 2003
          • 23141
          #3
          Whats your point? Theres no need to quibble over detail's. After all, its not necessary to be literate if one want's to vote.
          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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            • xclusive
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Apr 2004
              • 35218
              #4
              Hey here's an Idea get your head out of your ass and vote Kerry that is what matters...

              I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /


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                • hagbard
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 309
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Fake Nick
                  you got promoted huh ? from troll in charge of poop to troll in charge of spelling ?

                  good for you !
                  You, as a troll on an epic scale, know that you dont get to be in charge of poop until you have over 2k posts. I was just a troll.

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                    • hagbard
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 309
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Dagwolf
                      Whats your point? Theres no need to quibble over detail's. After all, its not necessary to be literate if one want's to vote.
                      Or to post on GFY obviously. Please refer to my post and correct your grammar.

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                        • hagbard
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 309
                          #7
                          Originally posted by xclusive
                          Hey here's an Idea get your head out of your ass and vote Kerry that is what matters...
                          That's right! ILLITERATE WEBMASTER'S FOR KERRY!

                          Remember guys, it's easy to point out the President's grammar errors, but as soon as they're yours, they dont count!

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                            • Dagwolf
                              President of Canada
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 23141
                              #8
                              Originally posted by hagbard
                              Or to post on GFY obviously. Please refer to my post and correct your grammar.
                              2 wut r u reefering? i dont C ne problem wif it.
                              Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                • hagbard
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 309
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                  2 wut r u reefering? i dont C ne problem wif it.

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                                    • Fake Nick
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 7708
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by hagbard
                                      That's right! ILLITERATE WEBMASTER'S FOR KERRY!

                                      Remember guys, it's easy to point out the President's grammar errors, but as soon as they're yours, they dont count!


                                      one webmaster two webmaster's ? ??


                                      GUESS AGAIN !!!!!

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                                        • hagbard
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 309
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Fake Nick
                                          one webmaster two webmaster's ? ??


                                          GUESS AGAIN !!!!!
                                          you ARE aware that all caps and using demonstratedly poor grammar was poking fun at the subject of the prase. right?

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                                            • Fake Nick
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 7708
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by hagbard
                                              you ARE aware that all caps and using demonstratedly poor grammar was poking fun at the subject of the prase. right?

                                              NO

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                                                • hagbard
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 309
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Fake Nick
                                                  NO
                                                  Gotcha. um. Have a great night man. Have you got some good beers in the fridge?

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                                                    • enter »
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 2362
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by hagbard


                                                      The way people assrape the common apostrophe on this board, I'm surprised the english language doesnt just give up and turn to French or some other useless garbage.

                                                      You're missing an apostrophe in that sentence. You seem smart enough to find it on your own

                                                      Also, the title of this thread is probably a typo but it reads like a Russian wrote it.
                                                      «-- offer extended through New Years (icq286487452)

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                                                        • Dagwolf
                                                          President of Canada
                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                          • 23141
                                                          #15
                                                          I jus don unnerstan' . it!
                                                          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                            • Phoenix
                                                              BACON BACON BACON
                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                              • 35475
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by enter »
                                                              You're missing an apostrophe in that sentence. You seem smart enough to find it on your own

                                                              Telegram PhoenixBrad
                                                              https://quantads.io

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                                                                • hagbard
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                  • 309
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by enter »
                                                                  You're missing an apostrophe in that sentence. You seem smart enough to find it on your own

                                                                  Also, the title of this thread is probably a typo but it reads like a Russian wrote it.
                                                                  This goes to show that, working together, we can eradicate bad grammar in our time. Just like smallpox. Or something else that's bad that people don't like.

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                                                                    • hagbard
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                      • 309
                                                                      #18
                                                                      And on the thread title. Holy shit.....

                                                                      "Hey kettle, this is the pot"

                                                                      "yes?"

                                                                      "hahahahahaha"

                                                                      I suck. Disregard entire thread.



                                                                      Edit. A board that has ******* posted every 3 threads still censors the n-bomb. Ruins the punchline.

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