moron political posters: proper user of 's
 

The apostrophe (') is primarily used for one of two purposes. Look below:

To show posession:
That is Jane's pussy.
Can you believe the size of Dick's... um. Dick?


To replace unnecessary letters (contractions):

Original: I do not believe that is Dick's dick.

Contraction: I don't believe he's got a donky dick like that!


Incorrect sentence:
NOt bad at all. However it has been corrupted in my opinion, invaded by Religeous nut ball's and Idealogical tyrants.

Correct sentence:
Not bad at all. However it has been corrupted in my opinion, invaded by religious nut balls and idealogical tyrants.

The way people assrape the common apostrophe on this board, I'm surprised the english language doesnt just give up and turn to French or some other useless garbage.

you got promoted huh ? from troll in charge of poop to troll in charge of spelling ?

good for you ! :thumbsup

Whats your point? Theres no need to quibble over detail's. After all, its not necessary to be literate if one want's to vote.

Hey here's an Idea get your head out of your ass and vote Kerry that is what matters...:Graucho

You, as a troll on an epic scale, know that you dont get to be in charge of poop until you have over 2k posts. I was just a troll.

Or to post on GFY obviously. Please refer to my post and correct your grammar.

That's right! ILLITERATE WEBMASTER'S FOR KERRY!

Remember guys, it's easy to point out the President's grammar errors, but as soon as they're yours, they dont count!

2 wut r u reefering? i dont C ne problem wif it.

:thumbsup

one webmaster two webmaster's ? ??


GUESS AGAIN !!!!! :1orglaugh :Graucho

you ARE aware that all caps and using demonstratedly poor grammar was poking fun at the subject of the prase. right?

NO

Gotcha. um. Have a great night man. Have you got some good beers in the fridge?

You're missing an apostrophe in that sentence. You seem smart enough to find it on your own :Graucho

Also, the title of this thread is probably a typo but it reads like a Russian wrote it.

I jus don unnerstan' . it!

This goes to show that, working together, we can eradicate bad grammar in our time. Just like smallpox. Or something else that's bad that people don't like. :thumbsup

And on the thread title. Holy shit.....

"Hey kettle, this is the pot"

"yes?"

"hahahahahaha"

I suck. Disregard entire thread.



Edit. A board that has ******* posted every 3 threads still censors the n-bomb. Ruins the punchline.