hagbard

The apostrophe (') is primarily used for one of two purposes. Look below:

To show posession:
That is Jane's pussy.
Can you believe the size of Dick's... um. Dick?


To replace unnecessary letters (contractions):

Original: I do not believe that is Dick's dick.

Contraction: I don't believe he's got a donky dick like that!


Incorrect sentence:
NOt bad at all. However it has been corrupted in my opinion, invaded by Religeous nut ball's and Idealogical tyrants.

Correct sentence:
Not bad at all. However it has been corrupted in my opinion, invaded by religious nut balls and idealogical tyrants.

The way people assrape the common apostrophe on this board, I'm surprised the english language doesnt just give up and turn to French or some other useless garbage.