The Gift that Gets you Laid - GoFuckYourself.com

Azure Sales · 11-01-2004, 03:21 PM

For those of you who have girlfriends and those your who wish they did I've comprised a list of a the top 5 holiday gifts that are sure to get you laid.

1. Diamonds -worn on ears, necks, toes, and if you are brave enough fingers

2. Kama Sutra Bedside Gift Box - name says it all.

3. Wet Chocolates - The Gift that Gives BACK ----A rich premium blend of deep-roasted Colombian cocoa beans combined with 100% natural blend of nutrients, formulated to help increase libido and sexual desire.

4.Victoria Secrets - ideally something from the Sexy Sleepwear section - including the shoes

5. Puppy Something cute and furry - oh yeah works everytime - but the take advantage time is limited - after the 3 time the puppy pees on the floor your chances of getting laid are significantly deminished.

I'm looking for affilates to promote Wet Chocolates - mass marketing accepted on a limited bases and if you sign up in the next week I'll give you 35% plus 5% referral fee on anyone you refer. Take advantage of the pre major advertising blitz on TV, radio, and print, at which point I will only be paying 30%.

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 11-01-2004, 03:27 PM

Penthouse Tony · 11-01-2004, 03:31 PM

Looking good!

David! · 11-01-2004, 03:32 PM

Have you thought about doing: "Tricked by chocolates" where mean spirited men trick their girlfriends in eating wet chocolates and make them become all sweeeeeet

Manowar · 11-01-2004, 03:32 PM

Azure Sales · 11-01-2004, 03:33 PM

it would be spam if I was only talking about me and if I put my products first - I'm not I'm just opening the discussion.

Here is another great idea from Adam & Eve

Massage oil Candles for those of us who are more on the wilder side.

Azure Sales · 11-01-2004, 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by PussyMan
Have you thought about doing: "Tricked by chocolates" where mean spirited men trick their girlfriends in eating wet chocolates and make them become all sweeeeeet

Could that be the next Azure Entertainment production?

"Want a piece of Candy?"

AdamEve_Sean · 11-01-2004, 03:34 PM

I like the suggestion from Adam & Eve :0

beemk · 11-01-2004, 03:37 PM

i dont want to fuck any girl that i would have to buy a gift to get laid by.

TheMob · 11-01-2004, 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by beemk
i dont want to fuck any girl that i would have to buy a gift to get laid by.

what? why not? laid is great.

invasion · 11-01-2004, 03:41 PM

Hook me

I am on azurecash and get a great ratio

what the best way to sign up?

This is going to be a great product!!!

Evil Chris · 11-01-2004, 04:36 PM

looks like a lot of fun stuff....

fatal attraction · 11-01-2004, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by beemk
i dont want to fuck any girl that i would have to buy a gift to get laid by.

Such a sweet talker!

I remember seeing these in Miami....cool idea.

pxxx · 11-01-2004, 04:47 PM

I wonder what kind of spam gets you laid.

maja · 11-01-2004, 04:54 PM

enough ref codes there!

LOL. those are boring gifts (cept for the diamonds). Yes guys, buy those gifts for your ladies if you have no imagination or don't care enough to think of something original and personal....

Azure Sales · 11-01-2004, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by maja
enough ref codes there!

LOL. those are boring gifts (cept for the diamonds). Yes guys, buy those gifts for your ladies if you have no imagination or don't care enough to think of something original and personal....

Come on ... without knowing any specifics these will totally get you laid. An no ref codes except on wet chocolates - those are direct links to the best gifts in my opinion.

CAHEK · 11-01-2004, 05:05 PM

thanks man

very usefulll

axelcat · 11-01-2004, 05:07 PM

Raven · 11-01-2004, 05:12 PM

I think you were handing them out at Internext. They were delicious!

Tala · 11-01-2004, 05:17 PM

I didn't dare try one at Internext.

But they sure looked yummy...I'm going to have to break down and try one if I make it to Vegas.

Good stuff Azure! As always.

Another suggestion, though, for the list of getting laid stuff: Pair the Wet Chocolates with a dozen roses and a bottle of wine.

Azure Sales · 11-01-2004, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by Raven
I think you were handing them out at Internext. They were delicious!

Raven - I want to know how they made you feel?

I guess I should change my signature to read Melissa vs. MMV so we don't have the "dude" issue.

And yes I have tried them and I am no longer allowed to be within 5 feet of them without strict supervision....

Tala - I'll happily have a box mailed up to you

Tala · 11-01-2004, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by Azure Sales
Raven - I want to know how they made you feel?

I guess I should change my signature to read Melissa vs. MMV so we don't have the "dude" issue.

And yes I have tried them and I am no longer allowed to be within 5 feet of them without strict supervision....

Tala - I'll happily have a box mailed up to you

Awww, how sweet!! I wonder if they work on husbands.

DutchTeenCash · 11-01-2004, 05:44 PM

that video "normally id get a box of choclates imported from Holland" ???

Uh we make the shittiest choclate in the world, wholesale shit for supermarkets, not even enough cacao in it to call it choclate, you might wanna change that, the one and only country that masters the art of choclate making is belgium, its the lil country underneath holland

i do hope it works too cause 6 pcs 29,95 is a total ripoff, 29,95 will get you a pound of the very very very best choclates belgium has to offer, handmade, best choclate best fillings, nicely packed with a ribbon and fresh as can be...

anyhow good luck its nice for a change, maybe i should start selling libido cheese

Azure Sales · 11-02-2004, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by thinkx
that video "normally id get a box of choclates imported from Holland" ???

Uh we make the shittiest choclate in the world, wholesale shit for supermarkets, not even enough cacao in it to call it choclate, you might wanna change that, the one and only country that masters the art of choclate making is belgium, its the lil country underneath holland

i do hope it works too cause 6 pcs 29,95 is a total ripoff, 29,95 will get you a pound of the very very very best choclates belgium has to offer, handmade, best choclate best fillings, nicely packed with a ribbon and fresh as can be...

anyhow good luck its nice for a change, maybe i should start selling libido cheese

1st of all its her opinion about the holland chocolate
2nd its not CANDY or CHOCOLATE its a libido enhancer that comes mixed with chocolate to make it better tasting and appealing- so lilke other libido enhancers its more expensive and actually its about the same cost as viagra....

Spunky · 11-02-2004, 07:31 AM

I'll stick with the chocolates

DutchTeenCash · 11-02-2004, 07:33 AM

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Originally posted by spunky
I'll stick with the chocolates

yeah me too

foxylady · 11-02-2004, 07:35 AM

nice ideas, but i'll stick to diamonds and victoria secret of course

Sarah_Jayne · 11-02-2004, 07:42 AM

words that I actually believe will get me into bed much easier than gifts. Guess that is why I don't sleep with that many people.

ezrydn · 11-02-2004, 08:04 AM

Shit,

My grandmother's chocolate pie recipe, which she got from her grandmother, gets me laid all the time! And I don't need any affiliates or ref codes, just a quick trip to the market.

Women seem to love a unique chocolate taste that could only come from a loving grandmother.

If my women want to "go out to eat," they can leave their pad and come to mine. I'll cook the dinner. That, my friends, also is impressive enough to get one laid.

The pie cinches the evening!

Azure Sales · 11-03-2004, 08:54 AM

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Originally posted by ezrydn
Shit,

My grandmother's chocolate pie recipe, which she got from her grandmother, gets me laid all the time! And I don't need any affiliates or ref codes, just a quick trip to the market.

Women seem to love a unique chocolate taste that could only come from a loving grandmother.

If my women want to "go out to eat," they can leave their pad and come to mine. I'll cook the dinner. That, my friends, also is impressive enough to get one laid.

The pie cinches the evening!

That is great that you are willing to do these things, but Wet Chocolates isn't just chocolate - its an herbal formula that increase vaginal wetness, increase desire for sex, and increase the strenght of the orgasm.

While I'm sure your grandma's pie is yummy I seriously doubt that it does all that.

Besides one small piece of Wet Chocolates vs. a slice of your grandma's pie - Wet Chocolate I'm sure has fewer calories and less carbs.

Bigfella · 11-03-2004, 09:04 AM

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Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall

reynold · 11-03-2004, 09:11 AM

Diamonds you say? Hmm have to try that.

Azure Sales · 11-05-2004, 08:23 AM

Diamonds work everytime!! which is why they are 1st on the list

Basic_man · 11-05-2004, 08:28 AM

I need the diamonds thing!

skyechase · 11-05-2004, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Basic_man
I need the diamonds thing!

Me too. I need someone who will give me diamonds.

11-01-2004, 03:21 PM	#1
Azure Sales Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Boca Raton, FL Posts: 170	The Gift that Gets you Laid For those of you who have girlfriends and those your who wish they did I've comprised a list of a the top 5 holiday gifts that are sure to get you laid. 1. Diamonds -worn on ears, necks, toes, and if you are brave enough fingers 2. Kama Sutra Bedside Gift Box - name says it all. 3. Wet Chocolates - The Gift that Gives BACK ----A rich premium blend of deep-roasted Colombian cocoa beans combined with 100% natural blend of nutrients, formulated to help increase libido and sexual desire. 4.Victoria Secrets - ideally something from the Sexy Sleepwear section - including the shoes 5. Puppy Something cute and furry - oh yeah works everytime - but the take advantage time is limited - after the 3 time the puppy pees on the floor your chances of getting laid are significantly deminished. I'm looking for affilates to promote Wet Chocolates - mass marketing accepted on a limited bases and if you sign up in the next week I'll give you 35% plus 5% referral fee on anyone you refer. Take advantage of the pre major advertising blitz on TV, radio, and print, at which point I will only be paying 30%. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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Azure Sales Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Boca Raton, FL Posts: 170	it would be spam if I was only talking about me and if I put my products first - I'm not I'm just opening the discussion. Here is another great idea from Adam & Eve Massage oil Candles for those of us who are more on the wilder side. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Last edited by Azure Sales; 11-01-2004 at 03:35 PM..

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Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	I didn't dare try one at Internext. But they sure looked yummy...I'm going to have to break down and try one if I make it to Vegas. Good stuff Azure! As always. Another suggestion, though, for the list of getting laid stuff: Pair the Wet Chocolates with a dozen roses and a bottle of wine. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	words that I actually believe will get me into bed much easier than gifts. Guess that is why I don't sleep with that many people.

11-02-2004, 08:04 AM	#29
ezrydn Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Guadalajara, MX Posts: 695	Shit, My grandmother's chocolate pie recipe, which she got from her grandmother, gets me laid all the time! And I don't need any affiliates or ref codes, just a quick trip to the market. Women seem to love a unique chocolate taste that could only come from a loving grandmother. If my women want to "go out to eat," they can leave their pad and come to mine. I'll cook the dinner. That, my friends, also is impressive enough to get one laid. The pie cinches the evening!

11-03-2004, 09:11 AM	#32
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Diamonds you say? Hmm have to try that.

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