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Azure Sales · 11-01-2004, 03:21 PM

For those of you who have girlfriends and those your who wish they did I've comprised a list of a the top 5 holiday gifts that are sure to get you laid.

1. Diamonds -worn on ears, necks, toes, and if you are brave enough fingers

2. Kama Sutra Bedside Gift Box - name says it all.

3. Wet Chocolates - The Gift that Gives BACK ----A rich premium blend of deep-roasted Colombian cocoa beans combined with 100% natural blend of nutrients, formulated to help increase libido and sexual desire.

4.Victoria Secrets - ideally something from the Sexy Sleepwear section - including the shoes

5. Puppy Something cute and furry - oh yeah works everytime - but the take advantage time is limited - after the 3 time the puppy pees on the floor your chances of getting laid are significantly deminished.

I'm looking for affilates to promote Wet Chocolates - mass marketing accepted on a limited bases and if you sign up in the next week I'll give you 35% plus 5% referral fee on anyone you refer. Take advantage of the pre major advertising blitz on TV, radio, and print, at which point I will only be paying 30%.

11-01-2004, 03:21 PM
Azure Sales Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Boca Raton, FL Posts: 170	The Gift that Gets you Laid For those of you who have girlfriends and those your who wish they did I've comprised a list of a the top 5 holiday gifts that are sure to get you laid. 1. Diamonds -worn on ears, necks, toes, and if you are brave enough fingers 2. Kama Sutra Bedside Gift Box - name says it all. 3. Wet Chocolates - The Gift that Gives BACK ----A rich premium blend of deep-roasted Colombian cocoa beans combined with 100% natural blend of nutrients, formulated to help increase libido and sexual desire. 4.Victoria Secrets - ideally something from the Sexy Sleepwear section - including the shoes 5. Puppy Something cute and furry - oh yeah works everytime - but the take advantage time is limited - after the 3 time the puppy pees on the floor your chances of getting laid are significantly deminished. I'm looking for affilates to promote Wet Chocolates - mass marketing accepted on a limited bases and if you sign up in the next week I'll give you 35% plus 5% referral fee on anyone you refer. Take advantage of the pre major advertising blitz on TV, radio, and print, at which point I will only be paying 30%. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.