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  • Azure Sales
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 170
    #1

    The Gift that Gets you Laid

    For those of you who have girlfriends and those your who wish they did I've comprised a list of a the top 5 holiday gifts that are sure to get you laid.

    1. Diamonds -worn on ears, necks, toes, and if you are brave enough fingers

    2. Kama Sutra Bedside Gift Box - name says it all.

    3. Wet Chocolates - The Gift that Gives BACK ----A rich premium blend of deep-roasted Colombian cocoa beans combined with 100% natural blend of nutrients, formulated to help increase libido and sexual desire.

    4.Victoria Secrets - ideally something from the Sexy Sleepwear section - including the shoes

    5. Puppy Something cute and furry - oh yeah works everytime - but the take advantage time is limited - after the 3 time the puppy pees on the floor your chances of getting laid are significantly deminished.



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    • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
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      • Oct 2003
      • 5162
      #2

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        • Penthouse Tony
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          • Apr 2004
          • 5835
          #3
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            • David!
              By the wrath of Agamemnon
              • Apr 2004
              • 6501
              #4
              Have you thought about doing: "Tricked by chocolates" where mean spirited men trick their girlfriends in eating wet chocolates and make them become all sweeeeeet
              .

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                • Manowar
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                  • Dec 2003
                  • 71528
                  #5

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                    • Azure Sales
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 170
                      #6
                      it would be spam if I was only talking about me and if I put my products first - I'm not I'm just opening the discussion.

                      Here is another great idea from Adam & Eve

                      Massage oil Candles for those of us who are more on the wilder side.
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                        • Azure Sales
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 170
                          #7
                          Originally posted by PussyMan
                          Have you thought about doing: "Tricked by chocolates" where mean spirited men trick their girlfriends in eating wet chocolates and make them become all sweeeeeet

                          Could that be the next Azure Entertainment production?

                          "Want a piece of Candy?"
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                            • AdamEve_Sean
                              Registered User
                              • May 2004
                              • 12
                              #8
                              I like the suggestion from Adam & Eve :0

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                                • beemk
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                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 20829
                                  #9
                                  i dont want to fuck any girl that i would have to buy a gift to get laid by.
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                                    • TheMob
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 8584
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by beemk
                                      i dont want to fuck any girl that i would have to buy a gift to get laid by.
                                      what? why not? laid is great.

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                                        • invasion
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 218
                                          #11
                                          Hook me

                                          I am on azurecash and get a great ratio

                                          what the best way to sign up?

                                          This is going to be a great product!!!

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                                            • Evil Chris
                                              OG
                                              • Dec 2001
                                              • 13248
                                              #12
                                              looks like a lot of fun stuff....


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                                                • fatal attraction
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 6522
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by beemk
                                                  i dont want to fuck any girl that i would have to buy a gift to get laid by.
                                                  Such a sweet talker!

                                                  I remember seeing these in Miami....cool idea.

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                                                    • pxxx
                                                      First African GFY Member
                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 12114
                                                      #14
                                                      I wonder what kind of spam gets you laid.

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                                                        • maja
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 868
                                                          #15
                                                          enough ref codes there!

                                                          LOL. those are boring gifts (cept for the diamonds). Yes guys, buy those gifts for your ladies if you have no imagination or don't care enough to think of something original and personal....

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                                                            • Azure Sales
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                              • 170
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by maja
                                                              enough ref codes there!

                                                              LOL. those are boring gifts (cept for the diamonds). Yes guys, buy those gifts for your ladies if you have no imagination or don't care enough to think of something original and personal....
                                                              Come on ... without knowing any specifics these will totally get you laid. An no ref codes except on wet chocolates - those are direct links to the best gifts in my opinion.
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                                                                • CAHEK
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                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                  • 7414
                                                                  #17
                                                                  thanks man

                                                                  very usefulll
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                                                                    • axelcat
                                                                      Adult Locals
                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                      • 25450
                                                                      #18

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                                                                        • Raven
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                          • 6874
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I think you were handing them out at Internext. They were delicious!
                                                                          Raven

                                                                          ~RETIRED~

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                                                                            • Tala
                                                                              Fucked if I know
                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                              • 23368
                                                                              #20
                                                                              I didn't dare try one at Internext.

                                                                              But they sure looked yummy...I'm going to have to break down and try one if I make it to Vegas.

                                                                              Good stuff Azure! As always.

                                                                              Another suggestion, though, for the list of getting laid stuff: Pair the Wet Chocolates with a dozen roses and a bottle of wine.

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                                                                                • Azure Sales
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                  • 170
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Raven
                                                                                  I think you were handing them out at Internext. They were delicious!
                                                                                  Raven - I want to know how they made you feel?

                                                                                  I guess I should change my signature to read Melissa vs. MMV so we don't have the "dude" issue.

                                                                                  And yes I have tried them and I am no longer allowed to be within 5 feet of them without strict supervision....

                                                                                  Tala - I'll happily have a box mailed up to you
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                                                                                    • Tala
                                                                                      Fucked if I know
                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                      • 23368
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Azure Sales
                                                                                      Raven - I want to know how they made you feel?

                                                                                      I guess I should change my signature to read Melissa vs. MMV so we don't have the "dude" issue.

                                                                                      And yes I have tried them and I am no longer allowed to be within 5 feet of them without strict supervision....

                                                                                      Tala - I'll happily have a box mailed up to you
                                                                                      Awww, how sweet!! I wonder if they work on husbands.

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                                                                                        • DutchTeenCash
                                                                                          I like Dutch Girls
                                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                                          • 21684
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          that video "normally id get a box of choclates imported from Holland" ???

                                                                                          Uh we make the shittiest choclate in the world, wholesale shit for supermarkets, not even enough cacao in it to call it choclate, you might wanna change that, the one and only country that masters the art of choclate making is belgium, its the lil country underneath holland

                                                                                          i do hope it works too cause 6 pcs 29,95 is a total ripoff, 29,95 will get you a pound of the very very very best choclates belgium has to offer, handmade, best choclate best fillings, nicely packed with a ribbon and fresh as can be...

                                                                                          anyhow good luck its nice for a change, maybe i should start selling libido cheese

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                                                                                            • Azure Sales
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                              • 170
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by thinkx
                                                                                              that video "normally id get a box of choclates imported from Holland" ???

                                                                                              Uh we make the shittiest choclate in the world, wholesale shit for supermarkets, not even enough cacao in it to call it choclate, you might wanna change that, the one and only country that masters the art of choclate making is belgium, its the lil country underneath holland

                                                                                              i do hope it works too cause 6 pcs 29,95 is a total ripoff, 29,95 will get you a pound of the very very very best choclates belgium has to offer, handmade, best choclate best fillings, nicely packed with a ribbon and fresh as can be...

                                                                                              anyhow good luck its nice for a change, maybe i should start selling libido cheese

                                                                                              1st of all its her opinion about the holland chocolate
                                                                                              2nd its not CANDY or CHOCOLATE its a libido enhancer that comes mixed with chocolate to make it better tasting and appealing- so lilke other libido enhancers its more expensive and actually its about the same cost as viagra....
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                                                                                                • Spunky
                                                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                  • 133986
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  I'll stick with the chocolates

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                                                                                                    • DutchTeenCash
                                                                                                      I like Dutch Girls
                                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                                      • 21684
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by spunky
                                                                                                      I'll stick with the chocolates
                                                                                                      yeah me too

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                                                                                                        • foxylady
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                                                                          • 1829
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          nice ideas, but i'll stick to diamonds and victoria secret of course

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                                                                                                            • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                              Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                              • 40077
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              words that I actually believe will get me into bed much easier than gifts. Guess that is why I don't sleep with that many people.

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                                                                                                                • ezrydn
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                  • 695
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Shit,

                                                                                                                  My grandmother's chocolate pie recipe, which she got from her grandmother, gets me laid all the time! And I don't need any affiliates or ref codes, just a quick trip to the market.

                                                                                                                  Women seem to love a unique chocolate taste that could only come from a loving grandmother.

                                                                                                                  If my women want to "go out to eat," they can leave their pad and come to mine. I'll cook the dinner. That, my friends, also is impressive enough to get one laid.

                                                                                                                  The pie cinches the evening!

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                                                                                                                    • Azure Sales
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                      • 170
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by ezrydn
                                                                                                                      Shit,

                                                                                                                      My grandmother's chocolate pie recipe, which she got from her grandmother, gets me laid all the time! And I don't need any affiliates or ref codes, just a quick trip to the market.

                                                                                                                      Women seem to love a unique chocolate taste that could only come from a loving grandmother.

                                                                                                                      If my women want to "go out to eat," they can leave their pad and come to mine. I'll cook the dinner. That, my friends, also is impressive enough to get one laid.

                                                                                                                      The pie cinches the evening!
                                                                                                                      That is great that you are willing to do these things, but Wet Chocolates isn't just chocolate - its an herbal formula that increase vaginal wetness, increase desire for sex, and increase the strenght of the orgasm.

                                                                                                                      While I'm sure your grandma's pie is yummy I seriously doubt that it does all that.

                                                                                                                      Besides one small piece of Wet Chocolates vs. a slice of your grandma's pie - Wet Chocolate I'm sure has fewer calories and less carbs.
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                                                                                                                        • Bigfella
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                                                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                          • 120
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
                                                                                                                          Roger.

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                                                                                                                            • reynold
                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                              • 51271
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Diamonds you say? Hmm have to try that.

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                                                                                                                                • Azure Sales
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 170
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Diamonds work everytime!! which is why they are 1st on the list
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                                                                                                                                    • Basic_man
                                                                                                                                      Programming King Pin
                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 27360
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      I need the diamonds thing!
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                                                                                                                                        • skyechase
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                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 510
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Basic_man
                                                                                                                                          I need the diamonds thing!
                                                                                                                                          Me too. I need someone who will give me diamonds.


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