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10-28-2004, 02:20 PM
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If You Drink (Humour)
If you absolutely cannot refrain from drinking, then start a saloon in your own home. Be the only customer and you will not have to buy a liquor license.
Give your wife $20 to buy a gallon of whiskey. There are 120 shots in a gallon. Buy all your drinks from your wife at 70 cents a shot and in four days time when the gallon is gone, your wife will have $69.60 to put in the bank and $20.00 to buy another gallon. If you live for twenty years and buy all your liquor from your wife, and then die, she will have $127,020 on deposit. Enough to bury you respectably, bring up your children to forget your name, buy a house, marry a decent man, and forget she ever knew you.
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10-28-2004, 02:22 PM
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Sofa King Band
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Sounds logical
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10-28-2004, 02:24 PM
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lol
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10-28-2004, 02:25 PM
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Thats always fun.. Get fucked up all day and be a broke ass bitch all your life.
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10-28-2004, 02:26 PM
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lol, that was very funny
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10-28-2004, 03:05 PM
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lol
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10-28-2004, 04:36 PM
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must be some cheap ass whiskey.
Here i get 750ml of Jack Daniels for $25 (in Canada) |
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10-28-2004, 05:01 PM
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