If You Drink (Humour)
 

If you absolutely cannot refrain from drinking, then start a saloon in your own home. Be the only customer and you will not have to buy a liquor license.

Give your wife $20 to buy a gallon of whiskey. There are 120 shots in a gallon. Buy all your drinks from your wife at 70 cents a shot and in four days time when the gallon is gone, your wife will have $69.60 to put in the bank and $20.00 to buy another gallon.

If you live for twenty years and buy all your liquor from your wife, and then die, she will have $127,020 on deposit. Enough to bury you respectably, bring up your children to forget your name, buy a house, marry a decent man, and forget she ever knew you.

Sounds logical :thumbsup

lol :glugglug

Thats always fun.. Get fucked up all day and be a broke ass bitch all your life. :321GFY

lol, that was very funny

lol

must be some cheap ass whiskey.

Here i get 750ml of Jack Daniels for $25 (in Canada)

Is that Canadian dollars, or US dollars though? :Graucho