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10-26-2004, 04:05 PM
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Most popular lies
1) Check is in the mail.
2) I won't cum in your mouth. 3) Bush wasn't wired during the debate, it was a bad shirt. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../ap/bush_bulge 
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10-26-2004, 04:09 PM
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4) My (insert family member) has cancer, I'll finish the work tomorrow.
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10-26-2004, 04:11 PM
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I'm a great bowler.
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Your design job will be ready by tomorrow! I promise!
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10-26-2004, 04:26 PM
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i promise, once its in it wont hurt anymore. it hasnt worked yet but im still trying.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader |
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10-26-2004, 04:28 PM
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Tap into MOBILE!
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I didnt have sexual relations with that women
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10-26-2004, 04:28 PM
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10-26-2004, 04:29 PM
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"I love you."
Biggest and most told lie. |
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10-26-2004, 04:43 PM
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We don't shave.
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10-26-2004, 04:45 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I am not gay. - Bdjuf
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10-26-2004, 04:47 PM
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"your so big"
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10-26-2004, 04:47 PM
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"No, i'm not a surfer"
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I like ducks. |
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10-26-2004, 04:48 PM
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We convert at 1/150
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10-26-2004, 04:48 PM
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Vaginal Orgasm Is A Lie...
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10-26-2004, 04:49 PM
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10-26-2004, 05:19 PM
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Pounding Googlebot
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"It's not you, it's me"
WG
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10-26-2004, 05:30 PM
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Fuck Checks, CASH only!
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10-26-2004, 05:32 PM
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HAL 9000
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nice paysites you have there
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10-26-2004, 05:32 PM
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Orgasms N Such!
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I will respect you in the morning.
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10-26-2004, 05:32 PM
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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10-26-2004, 05:37 PM
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I am just around the corner
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10-26-2004, 05:38 PM
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Your parents look great people.
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10-26-2004, 05:39 PM
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"I'm going to sue you."
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10-26-2004, 05:39 PM
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Doing the grind since 99
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Everything looks fine on our end
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10-26-2004, 05:41 PM
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Deepai isnt the coolest mother fucker on the planet.
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10-26-2004, 05:41 PM
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you look beautiful tonight...
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10-26-2004, 05:43 PM
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10-26-2004, 05:48 PM
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Some pretty good ones here
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10-26-2004, 05:51 PM
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"I don't usually do this."
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10-26-2004, 05:52 PM
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10-26-2004, 06:01 PM
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Of course your ass doesn't look big in those jeans!
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10-26-2004, 06:03 PM
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Chafed.
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We're not shaving, your pure filtered SE traffic varies greatly in quality from day to day.
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10-26-2004, 06:19 PM
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10-26-2004, 06:23 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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"Guarenteed to add inches!"
"I didn't get a hooker in TJ" "I'll call you tomorrow" "My harddrive crashed" |
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10-26-2004, 06:27 PM
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Yes you are the best I've ever had.
Yes that is the biggest penis I have ever seen. I have never done this before.
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10-26-2004, 06:27 PM
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Hello world!
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I can't stay the night, I have to get up early tomorrow
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10-26-2004, 06:30 PM
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Hello world!
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Your ass is not fat
I love your more now than I did when we first got together That's dirty, I would never do that I think about you every day Your kid is so cute |
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10-26-2004, 06:34 PM
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Hello world!
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Looks aren't important
I don't masturbate Britney is ugly |
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10-26-2004, 06:38 PM
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will call you back in five minutes.
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10-26-2004, 06:52 PM
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IM A VIRGIN
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10-26-2004, 07:05 PM
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"Stop, STOP, No, don't do that, GET OFF OF ME NOW!"
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10-26-2004, 07:09 PM
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Yeah, go ahead and put us on your exits now, we will get you up on ours tomorrow for sure.
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10-26-2004, 07:14 PM
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you're the hottest chick
you've got the best ass I never cheat I never lie I only have eyes for you No I haven't masturbated not tonight I have a headache your family is so great
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce! 
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10-26-2004, 07:16 PM
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Hello world!
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You're forgiven
Show me this "sex" thing. My parents are mormons I don't live in my parents basement |
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10-26-2004, 07:18 PM
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thats the best one
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10-26-2004, 07:18 PM
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10-26-2004, 07:20 PM
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Could you send another invoice, our accounts payable have no record (duh, thinking to myself, didn?t the same person say the check was in the mail last week)
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