Most popular lies
 

1) Check is in the mail.
2) I won't cum in your mouth.
3) Bush wasn't wired during the debate, it was a bad shirt.


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../ap/bush_bulge

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4) My (insert family member) has cancer, I'll finish the work tomorrow.

Your design job will be ready by tomorrow! I promise!

i promise, once its in it wont hurt anymore. it hasnt worked yet but im still trying.

I didnt have sexual relations with that women

We men know better then that, try it on a girl

"I love you."

Biggest and most told lie.

We don't shave.

I am not gay. - Bdjuf


:Graucho :Graucho

"your so big" :1orglaugh jk

"No, i'm not a surfer"

We convert at 1/150

Vaginal Orgasm Is A Lie...

:thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

"It's not you, it's me"
WG

girls

"im not into that whole club scene"

"muscular guys is a turn off"


guys

"girls dont care about looks"


people seeking invetments

"once we get the money we will be live within 30 days" TRUTH in 30 days they will need more money


CEO's

"the outlook is great" TRUTH his personal outlook is great hes getyting a new benz


Elance

"We are a team in India specializing..." TRUTH its one guy on a camel


Girls

"I got rid of all my credit cards, I like to have control of my finances" TRUTH the credit card company got rid of their credit cards because they owe 50k


Adult companies who bounce checks

"total outrage the bank screwed up we might sue them" TRUTH they cant manage their business and they dont have more then a few 100 bucks in the bank at any given time


Girls

"Anal sex ewww" TRUTH they love it and would prefer a huge cock up there


Guys

"Im looking to settle down and not interested in the one night stand game" TRUTH all I want is to fuck you and never hear from you again


Married women

"My husband would never even think of cheating" TRUTH hes mostlikly banging a skank right now



Last but not least

President of the United States

"Mission accomplished" Truth go to cnn.com

nice paysites you have there

I will respect you in the morning.

Was that a gallerypeople.com excuse?

I am just around the corner

Your parents look great people. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

"I'm going to sue you."

Everything looks fine on our end

Deepai isnt the coolest mother fucker on the planet.

you look beautiful tonight...

Right on the money :thumbsup

:1orglaugh Some pretty good ones here :thumbsup

"I don't usually do this."

And right after they say that usally you hear somethin like

I prefer astroglide over KY but KY or Vasaline should do

Of course your ass doesn't look big in those jeans!

We're not shaving, your pure filtered SE traffic varies greatly in quality from day to day.

Hehehe,very true:))

"Guarenteed to add inches!"

"I didn't get a hooker in TJ"

"I'll call you tomorrow"

"My harddrive crashed"

Yes you are the best I've ever had.
Yes that is the biggest penis I have ever seen.
I have never done this before.

I can't stay the night, I have to get up early tomorrow

Your ass is not fat
I love your more now than I did when we first got together
That's dirty, I would never do that
I think about you every day
Your kid is so cute

Looks aren't important
I don't masturbate
Britney is ugly

will call you back in five minutes.

"Stop, STOP, No, don't do that, GET OFF OF ME NOW!"

our program converts

Yeah, go ahead and put us on your exits now, we will get you up on ours tomorrow for sure.

:)

you're the hottest chick
you've got the best ass
I never cheat
I never lie
I only have eyes for you
No I haven't masturbated:1orglaugh
not tonight I have a headache
your family is so great

You're forgiven
Show me this "sex" thing. My parents are mormons
I don't live in my parents basement

lori your money is in the mail

thats the best one

omfg :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Could you send another invoice, our accounts payable have no record (duh, thinking to myself, didn?t the same person say the check was in the mail last week)

and

No one has to know. This just between us.