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Old 10-26-2004, 05:30 PM  
EscortBiz
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: New York City
Posts: 19,422
girls

"im not into that whole club scene"

"muscular guys is a turn off"


guys

"girls dont care about looks"


people seeking invetments

"once we get the money we will be live within 30 days" TRUTH in 30 days they will need more money


CEO's

"the outlook is great" TRUTH his personal outlook is great hes getyting a new benz


Elance

"We are a team in India specializing..." TRUTH its one guy on a camel


Girls

"I got rid of all my credit cards, I like to have control of my finances" TRUTH the credit card company got rid of their credit cards because they owe 50k


Adult companies who bounce checks

"total outrage the bank screwed up we might sue them" TRUTH they cant manage their business and they dont have more then a few 100 bucks in the bank at any given time


Girls

"Anal sex ewww" TRUTH they love it and would prefer a huge cock up there


Guys

"Im looking to settle down and not interested in the one night stand game" TRUTH all I want is to fuck you and never hear from you again


Married women

"My husband would never even think of cheating" TRUTH hes mostlikly banging a skank right now



Last but not least

President of the United States

"Mission accomplished" Truth go to cnn.com

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