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Buff · 10-16-2004, 04:23 PM

Iraq is the only country in the world that was not trying to produce WMD. In fact, even though his arch rivals in Iran were trying to develop them, Hussein forbid any of his scientists to work on WMD. He threatened any man, woman, or child who even mentioned WMD with death. If you were in one of Iraq's pristine public libraries and even so much as looked at a picture of WMD, he had you shot. If you lied to any weapons inspectors, he had your family murdered.

In fact, Hussein was so opposed to having WMD in his country that he invaded Kuwait just so he could sneak all his WMD -- WMD that he never wanted but that we forced him to take against his will -- into Kuwait, and he set the oil fires as a cover for the fact that he was burning them all up... it was the only way to make sure they were permanently disposed of. It was a fine line he had to walk, because he knew we would be pissed that he got rid of his WMD, so his strategy was brilliant -- he knew that by disposing of the WMD in Kuwaiti oil fires, Bushitler 41 could send his oil buddies in Halliburton over to put the fires out and make a boatload of cash, thus somewhat appeasing us.

As for terrorists, we know that the documents which show that Hussein was paying out $25,000 to families of suicide bombers were forged by the same people who forged the documents that tricked CBS anchor Dan Rather, namely Karl Rove/Cheney/Halliburton.

If it weren't for the foreign policy of George Bush, the Middle East would be the most peaceful region on Earth, because Islam is THE religion of peace. In fact, Islam is so peaceful that they're not mad at us for invading Iraq -- they're only mad at us and fighting us because we framed Muslims for the 9/11 attack Bushitler planned and carried out with US Special Forces.

Joe Citizen · 10-16-2004, 04:26 PM

Content should speak only when spoken to.

Buff · 10-16-2004, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by Joe Citizen
Content should speak only when spoken to.

Sorry if I make you feel stupid and inferior by pointing out the absurdity of your worldview, but blame God for your poor genetics, not me.

Honeyslut · 10-16-2004, 04:28 PM

sig place

carry on !

bringer · 10-16-2004, 04:28 PM

idiot

Buff · 10-16-2004, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by bringer
idiot

Thanks for identifying yourself.

hottoddy · 10-16-2004, 04:31 PM

Great stuff ! But, I bet many here don't get it.

bringer · 10-16-2004, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by Buff
Thanks for identifying yourself.

nah, i was labeling you so all could see.
carry on

steve90 · 10-16-2004, 04:33 PM

where is the picture of those kids with the tin foil on their heads when you need it

project_naughty · 10-16-2004, 04:33 PM

Buff, you are an idiot and a liar.
Your post was just one long lie.
Did you copy/ paste it from an Islamist website?

Buff · 10-16-2004, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by bringer
nah, i was labeling you so all could see.
carry on

You're not gonna cry, are you?

Rich · 10-16-2004, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by bringer
nah, i was labeling you so all could see.
carry on

Didn't he already do that himself?

BRISK · 10-16-2004, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by project_naughty
Buff, you are an idiot and a liar.
Your post was just one long lie.

I think that was the point.

Sarcasm.

DogsandBigCats · 10-16-2004, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by Buff
Iraq is the only country in the world that was not trying to produce WMD. In fact, even though his arch rivals in Iran were trying to develop them, Hussein forbid any of his scientists to work on WMD. He threatened any man, woman, or child who even mentioned WMD with death. If you were in one of Iraq's pristine public libraries and even so much as looked at a picture of WMD, he had you shot. If you lied to any weapons inspectors, he had your family murdered.

In fact, Hussein was so opposed to having WMD in his country that he invaded Kuwait just so he could sneak all his WMD -- WMD that he never wanted but that we forced him to take against his will -- into Kuwait, and he set the oil fires as a cover for the fact that he was burning them all up... it was the only way to make sure they were permanently disposed of. It was a fine line he had to walk, because he knew we would be pissed that he got rid of his WMD, so his strategy was brilliant -- he knew that by disposing of the WMD in Kuwaiti oil fires, Bushitler 41 could send his oil buddies in Halliburton over to put the fires out and make a boatload of cash, thus somewhat appeasing us.

As for terrorists, we know that the documents which show that Hussein was paying out $25,000 to families of suicide bombers were forged by the same people who forged the documents that tricked CBS anchor Dan Rather, namely Karl Rove/Cheney/Halliburton.

If it weren't for the foreign policy of George Bush, the Middle East would be the most peaceful region on Earth, because Islam is THE religion of peace. In fact, Islam is so peaceful that they're not mad at us for invading Iraq -- they're only mad at us and fighting us because we framed Muslims for the 9/11 attack Bushitler planned and carried out with US Special Forces.

You're a fucking idiot. Where do you get this info from? First of all, the Middle East has been non-peaceful for THOUSANDS of years, and just because they didn't "find" WMD, doesn't mean that he didn't have the materials and capability to make them.

jimmyf · 10-16-2004, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by Buff
Sorry if I make you feel stupid and inferior by pointing out the absurdity of your worldview, but blame God for your poor genetics, not me.

brand0n · 10-16-2004, 04:39 PM

you belive that bush planned the 9/11 attacks?

Buff · 10-16-2004, 04:39 PM

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Originally posted by project_naughty
Buff, you are an idiot and a liar.
Your post was just one long lie.
Did you copy/ paste it from an Islamist website?

It was a fucking parody. Holy Jesus -- if you're a Republican, maybe I will vote for Kerry after all.

Buff · 10-16-2004, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by brand0n
you belive that bush planned the 9/11 attacks?

It's a fucking parody.

Are you people for real?

project_naughty · 10-16-2004, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by BRISK
I think that was the point.

Sarcasm.

I did suspect, but then I thought this is GFY, after all.

Buff · 10-16-2004, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by DogsandBigCats
You're a fucking idiot. Where do you get this info from? First of all, the Middle East has been non-peaceful for THOUSANDS of years, and just because they didn't "find" WMD, doesn't mean that he didn't have the materials and capability to make them.

Ok, now I am going to vote Kerry. I was going to vote Badnarik, the libertarian, but if you Bush voters are really that stupid that you can't recognize when I'm making fun of Democrats, your opponents, then you're just stupid enough to scare me into voting for their guy.

Alex From San Diego · 10-16-2004, 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by DogsandBigCats
You're a fucking idiot. Where do you get this info from? First of all, the Middle East has been non-peaceful for THOUSANDS of years, and just because they didn't "find" WMD, doesn't mean that he didn't have the materials and capability to make them.

You need to read his post a little closer.....here is a hint "Sarcasm"

I guess you are not beyond the books of "See Spot Run"

Good luck to you and your future endeavors...LOL

Buff · 10-16-2004, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by Alex From San Diego
You need to read his post a little closer.....here is a hint "Sarcasm"

I guess you are not beyond the books of "See Spot Run"

Good luck to you and your future endeavors...LOL

So sad, isn't it?

Wait, didn't you just post that Kerry didn't have a law degree?

FlyingIguana · 10-16-2004, 04:47 PM

you forgot these

Buff · 10-16-2004, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
you forgot these

I should have known. Those are like Cliff Notes for digital retards.

Loryn · 10-16-2004, 05:47 PM

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Centurion · 10-16-2004, 07:17 PM

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Originally posted by Buff
You're not gonna cry, are you?

10-16-2004, 04:23 PM	#1
Buff GFY Assassin Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,993	Here's Why I Am Voting for Kerry Iraq is the only country in the world that was not trying to produce WMD. In fact, even though his arch rivals in Iran were trying to develop them, Hussein forbid any of his scientists to work on WMD. He threatened any man, woman, or child who even mentioned WMD with death. If you were in one of Iraq's pristine public libraries and even so much as looked at a picture of WMD, he had you shot. If you lied to any weapons inspectors, he had your family murdered. In fact, Hussein was so opposed to having WMD in his country that he invaded Kuwait just so he could sneak all his WMD -- WMD that he never wanted but that we forced him to take against his will -- into Kuwait, and he set the oil fires as a cover for the fact that he was burning them all up... it was the only way to make sure they were permanently disposed of. It was a fine line he had to walk, because he knew we would be pissed that he got rid of his WMD, so his strategy was brilliant -- he knew that by disposing of the WMD in Kuwaiti oil fires, Bushitler 41 could send his oil buddies in Halliburton over to put the fires out and make a boatload of cash, thus somewhat appeasing us. As for terrorists, we know that the documents which show that Hussein was paying out $25,000 to families of suicide bombers were forged by the same people who forged the documents that tricked CBS anchor Dan Rather, namely Karl Rove/Cheney/Halliburton. If it weren't for the foreign policy of George Bush, the Middle East would be the most peaceful region on Earth, because Islam is THE religion of peace. In fact, Islam is so peaceful that they're not mad at us for invading Iraq -- they're only mad at us and fighting us because we framed Muslims for the 9/11 attack Bushitler planned and carried out with US Special Forces.

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project_naughty Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 568	Buff, you are an idiot and a liar. Your post was just one long lie. Did you copy/ paste it from an Islamist website?

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