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  • Buff
    GFY Assassin
    • May 2003
    • 2993

    #1

    Here's Why I Am Voting for Kerry

    Iraq is the only country in the world that was not trying to produce WMD. In fact, even though his arch rivals in Iran were trying to develop them, Hussein forbid any of his scientists to work on WMD. He threatened any man, woman, or child who even mentioned WMD with death. If you were in one of Iraq's pristine public libraries and even so much as looked at a picture of WMD, he had you shot. If you lied to any weapons inspectors, he had your family murdered.

    In fact, Hussein was so opposed to having WMD in his country that he invaded Kuwait just so he could sneak all his WMD -- WMD that he never wanted but that we forced him to take against his will -- into Kuwait, and he set the oil fires as a cover for the fact that he was burning them all up... it was the only way to make sure they were permanently disposed of. It was a fine line he had to walk, because he knew we would be pissed that he got rid of his WMD, so his strategy was brilliant -- he knew that by disposing of the WMD in Kuwaiti oil fires, Bushitler 41 could send his oil buddies in Halliburton over to put the fires out and make a boatload of cash, thus somewhat appeasing us.

    As for terrorists, we know that the documents which show that Hussein was paying out $25,000 to families of suicide bombers were forged by the same people who forged the documents that tricked CBS anchor Dan Rather, namely Karl Rove/Cheney/Halliburton.

    If it weren't for the foreign policy of George Bush, the Middle East would be the most peaceful region on Earth, because Islam is THE religion of peace. In fact, Islam is so peaceful that they're not mad at us for invading Iraq -- they're only mad at us and fighting us because we framed Muslims for the 9/11 attack Bushitler planned and carried out with US Special Forces.
  • Joe Citizen
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2003
    • 4552

    #2
    Content should speak only when spoken to.

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    • Buff
      GFY Assassin
      • May 2003
      • 2993

      #3
      Originally posted by Joe Citizen
      Content should speak only when spoken to.
      Sorry if I make you feel stupid and inferior by pointing out the absurdity of your worldview, but blame God for your poor genetics, not me.

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      • Honeyslut
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2001
        • 6436

        #4
        sig place


        carry on !
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        • bringer
          i have man boobies
          • Jul 2003
          • 13082

          #5
          idiot
          333-765-551

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          • Buff
            GFY Assassin
            • May 2003
            • 2993

            #6
            Originally posted by bringer
            idiot
            Thanks for identifying yourself.

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            • hottoddy
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2002
              • 3049

              #7
              Great stuff ! But, I bet many here don't get it.
              - *** -

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              • bringer
                i have man boobies
                • Jul 2003
                • 13082

                #8
                Originally posted by Buff
                Thanks for identifying yourself.
                nah, i was labeling you so all could see.
                carry on
                333-765-551

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                • steve90
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 2397

                  #9
                  where is the picture of those kids with the tin foil on their heads when you need it

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                  • project_naughty
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 568

                    #10
                    Buff, you are an idiot and a liar.
                    Your post was just one long lie.
                    Did you copy/ paste it from an Islamist website?

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                    • Buff
                      GFY Assassin
                      • May 2003
                      • 2993

                      #11
                      Originally posted by bringer
                      nah, i was labeling you so all could see.
                      carry on
                      You're not gonna cry, are you?

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                      • Rich
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 11486

                        #12
                        Originally posted by bringer
                        nah, i was labeling you so all could see.
                        carry on
                        Didn't he already do that himself?

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                        • BRISK
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 12240

                          #13
                          Originally posted by project_naughty
                          Buff, you are an idiot and a liar.
                          Your post was just one long lie.
                          I think that was the point.

                          Sarcasm.
                          I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                          I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                          • DogsandBigCats
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 337

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Buff
                            Iraq is the only country in the world that was not trying to produce WMD. In fact, even though his arch rivals in Iran were trying to develop them, Hussein forbid any of his scientists to work on WMD. He threatened any man, woman, or child who even mentioned WMD with death. If you were in one of Iraq's pristine public libraries and even so much as looked at a picture of WMD, he had you shot. If you lied to any weapons inspectors, he had your family murdered.

                            In fact, Hussein was so opposed to having WMD in his country that he invaded Kuwait just so he could sneak all his WMD -- WMD that he never wanted but that we forced him to take against his will -- into Kuwait, and he set the oil fires as a cover for the fact that he was burning them all up... it was the only way to make sure they were permanently disposed of. It was a fine line he had to walk, because he knew we would be pissed that he got rid of his WMD, so his strategy was brilliant -- he knew that by disposing of the WMD in Kuwaiti oil fires, Bushitler 41 could send his oil buddies in Halliburton over to put the fires out and make a boatload of cash, thus somewhat appeasing us.

                            As for terrorists, we know that the documents which show that Hussein was paying out $25,000 to families of suicide bombers were forged by the same people who forged the documents that tricked CBS anchor Dan Rather, namely Karl Rove/Cheney/Halliburton.

                            If it weren't for the foreign policy of George Bush, the Middle East would be the most peaceful region on Earth, because Islam is THE religion of peace. In fact, Islam is so peaceful that they're not mad at us for invading Iraq -- they're only mad at us and fighting us because we framed Muslims for the 9/11 attack Bushitler planned and carried out with US Special Forces.
                            You're a fucking idiot. Where do you get this info from? First of all, the Middle East has been non-peaceful for THOUSANDS of years, and just because they didn't "find" WMD, doesn't mean that he didn't have the materials and capability to make them.
                            Sig too big

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                            • jimmyf
                              OU812
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 12651

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Buff
                              Sorry if I make you feel stupid and inferior by pointing out the absurdity of your worldview, but blame God for your poor genetics, not me.
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                              • brand0n
                                been very busy
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 26983

                                #16
                                you belive that bush planned the 9/11 attacks?
                                want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                • Buff
                                  GFY Assassin
                                  • May 2003
                                  • 2993

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by project_naughty
                                  Buff, you are an idiot and a liar.
                                  Your post was just one long lie.
                                  Did you copy/ paste it from an Islamist website?
                                  It was a fucking parody. Holy Jesus -- if you're a Republican, maybe I will vote for Kerry after all.

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                                  • Buff
                                    GFY Assassin
                                    • May 2003
                                    • 2993

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by brand0n
                                    you belive that bush planned the 9/11 attacks?
                                    It's a fucking parody.

                                    Are you people for real?

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                                    • project_naughty
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 568

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BRISK
                                      I think that was the point.

                                      Sarcasm.
                                      I did suspect, but then I thought this is GFY, after all.

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                                      • Buff
                                        GFY Assassin
                                        • May 2003
                                        • 2993

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by DogsandBigCats
                                        You're a fucking idiot. Where do you get this info from? First of all, the Middle East has been non-peaceful for THOUSANDS of years, and just because they didn't "find" WMD, doesn't mean that he didn't have the materials and capability to make them.
                                        Ok, now I am going to vote Kerry. I was going to vote Badnarik, the libertarian, but if you Bush voters are really that stupid that you can't recognize when I'm making fun of Democrats, your opponents, then you're just stupid enough to scare me into voting for their guy.

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                                        • Alex From San Diego
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2001
                                          • 1642

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by DogsandBigCats
                                          You're a fucking idiot. Where do you get this info from? First of all, the Middle East has been non-peaceful for THOUSANDS of years, and just because they didn't "find" WMD, doesn't mean that he didn't have the materials and capability to make them.
                                          You need to read his post a little closer.....here is a hint "Sarcasm"

                                          I guess you are not beyond the books of "See Spot Run"

                                          Good luck to you and your future endeavors...LOL
                                          We are what we repeatedly do.-Aristotle

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                                          • Buff
                                            GFY Assassin
                                            • May 2003
                                            • 2993

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Alex From San Diego
                                            You need to read his post a little closer.....here is a hint "Sarcasm"

                                            I guess you are not beyond the books of "See Spot Run"

                                            Good luck to you and your future endeavors...LOL
                                            So sad, isn't it?

                                            Wait, didn't you just post that Kerry didn't have a law degree?

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                                            • FlyingIguana
                                              aspiring banker
                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 10870

                                              #23
                                              you forgot these

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                                              • Buff
                                                GFY Assassin
                                                • May 2003
                                                • 2993

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by FlyingIguana
                                                you forgot these
                                                I should have known. Those are like Cliff Notes for digital retards.

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                                                • Loryn
                                                  Super Connector
                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 12853

                                                  #25
                                                  This thread is beautiful!!!
                                                  ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~




                                                  RIP TD

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                                                  • Centurion
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                    • 6033

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Buff
                                                    You're not gonna cry, are you?

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