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Iraq is the only country in the world that was not trying to produce WMD. In fact, even though his arch rivals in Iran were trying to develop them, Hussein forbid any of his scientists to work on WMD. He threatened any man, woman, or child who even mentioned WMD with death. If you were in one of Iraq's pristine public libraries and even so much as looked at a picture of WMD, he had you shot. If you lied to any weapons inspectors, he had your family murdered.

In fact, Hussein was so opposed to having WMD in his country that he invaded Kuwait just so he could sneak all his WMD -- WMD that he never wanted but that we forced him to take against his will -- into Kuwait, and he set the oil fires as a cover for the fact that he was burning them all up... it was the only way to make sure they were permanently disposed of. It was a fine line he had to walk, because he knew we would be pissed that he got rid of his WMD, so his strategy was brilliant -- he knew that by disposing of the WMD in Kuwaiti oil fires, Bushitler 41 could send his oil buddies in Halliburton over to put the fires out and make a boatload of cash, thus somewhat appeasing us.

As for terrorists, we know that the documents which show that Hussein was paying out $25,000 to families of suicide bombers were forged by the same people who forged the documents that tricked CBS anchor Dan Rather, namely Karl Rove/Cheney/Halliburton.

If it weren't for the foreign policy of George Bush, the Middle East would be the most peaceful region on Earth, because Islam is THE religion of peace. In fact, Islam is so peaceful that they're not mad at us for invading Iraq -- they're only mad at us and fighting us because we framed Muslims for the 9/11 attack Bushitler planned and carried out with US Special Forces.