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Semi-Retired-Dave · 10-15-2004, 02:40 PM

Sorry if it's old.

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. "Billy." "And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right - question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is ."Steve.""And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when! Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off
20 minutes early? And fifth, what the fuck happened to Billy?"

Mefo · 10-15-2004, 02:41 PM

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 10-15-2004, 02:43 PM

good one!

Art Del Gado · 10-15-2004, 02:43 PM

BRISK · 10-15-2004, 02:44 PM

This thread should be closed and the Department of Homeland Security should be alerted because it is unpatriotic to make jokes about the president.

Are you a terrorist?

bangman · 10-15-2004, 02:44 PM

that was good

doober · 10-15-2004, 02:46 PM

Rinaldo · 10-15-2004, 02:47 PM

that was pretty good thanks.

hit me up

Fake Nick · 10-15-2004, 02:47 PM

poor Billy

SetTheWorldonFire · 10-15-2004, 02:47 PM

Semi-Retired-Dave · 10-15-2004, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fake Nick
poor Billy

Sagitta · 10-15-2004, 02:49 PM

Nice

loverboy · 10-15-2004, 02:51 PM

you nail the bastard

BRISK · 10-15-2004, 02:53 PM

Billy will be visiting these guys:

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...hong_pyramid_2

abyss_al · 10-15-2004, 02:55 PM

directfiesta · 10-15-2004, 02:56 PM

axelcat · 10-15-2004, 02:58 PM

BlueDesignStudios · 10-15-2004, 03:04 PM

Mr. Jim · 10-15-2004, 03:05 PM

you

you're good you......

EZRhino · 10-15-2004, 03:06 PM

That is funny

chaze · 10-15-2004, 03:08 PM

sweet,

NichePay_Manny · 10-15-2004, 03:11 PM

Hay David u r so funny!! U make me laugh

Manowar · 10-15-2004, 03:13 PM

cjnet · 10-15-2004, 03:17 PM

lol nice.

billy the kid

Semi-Retired-Dave · 10-15-2004, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NichePay_Manny
Hay David u r so funny!! U make me laugh

I didn't write it.
If I wrote it I would be collecting my publishing rights.

lickmymonster · 10-15-2004, 03:23 PM

Good one.

Here's todays doonesberry link.http://www.iconoclast-texas.com/Colu...ditorial39.htm

esterdays Iconoclast "Bushy"s hometown paper.

LOL

Semi-Retired-Dave · 10-15-2004, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lickmymonster
Good one.

Here's todays doonesberry link.http://www.iconoclast-texas.com/Colu...ditorial39.htm

esterdays Iconoclast "Bushy"s hometown paper.

LOL

Nice, thanks for the link.

Alex · 10-15-2004, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
This thread should be closed and the Department of Homeland Security should be alerted because it is unpatriotic to make jokes about the president.

Are you a terrorist?

Semi-Retired-Dave · 10-15-2004, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kaliboy2g

hold on, a double...

thePelican · 10-15-2004, 03:31 PM

old but still good....

Lucy · 10-15-2004, 03:33 PM

good one

Raf1 · 10-15-2004, 03:39 PM

I haven't heard that one before. Good joke

doornx · 10-15-2004, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
This thread should be closed and the Department of Homeland Security should be alerted because it is unpatriotic to make jokes about the president.

Are you a terrorist?

LOL

EvilMichelle · 10-15-2004, 04:44 PM

loved it!

Semi-Retired-Dave · 10-15-2004, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by doornx
LOL

Everyone needs some humor around here.

Gynecologist · 10-15-2004, 06:09 PM

Furious_Male · 10-15-2004, 06:10 PM

that is a good one.

emthree · 10-15-2004, 06:22 PM

I sale bushjoke.com & kerryjoke.com

Semi-Retired-Dave · 10-15-2004, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gynecologist

Nice,

sickkittens · 10-15-2004, 07:54 PM

What will we do without these jokes if he loses?

sexeducation · 10-15-2004, 07:57 PM

lol...

I like the one about the Aircraft Carrier approaching an unidentified light source on the ocean.

Ever heard that one?

Lev · 10-15-2004, 08:00 PM

poor little Billy

Abyss_Vee · 10-15-2004, 08:40 PM

billy = vartanik

xclusive · 10-15-2004, 08:51 PM

LOL that shit gets funnier every time i see it...

maxdaname · 10-15-2004, 10:35 PM

good laugh!

Rochard · 10-15-2004, 10:46 PM

Poor Billy. I'll bet you he's locked up in Cuba right now.

jwerd · 10-15-2004, 11:06 PM

roflllll

digifan · 10-15-2004, 11:09 PM

Lol

Semi-Retired-Dave · 10-16-2004, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Abyss_Vee
billy = vartanik

You had lost me but I think I just got it, Maybe.

XxXotic · 10-16-2004, 10:28 AM

billy can now be found serving in Iraq

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