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  • Semi-Retired-Dave
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    • Apr 2004
    • 11190
    #1

    Funny Joke about Bush, A must Read.

    Sorry if it's old.

    George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time.

    One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. "Billy." "And what is your question, Billy?"

    "I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

    Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

    When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right - question time. Who has a question?"
    Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is ."Steve.""And what is your question, Steve?"

    "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when! Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off
    20 minutes early? And fifth, what the fuck happened to Billy?"
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    • Mefo
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      #2

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        • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
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          #3
          good one!

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            • Art Del Gado
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                • BRISK
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                  This thread should be closed and the Department of Homeland Security should be alerted because it is unpatriotic to make jokes about the president.

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                    • bangman
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                      #6
                      that was good
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                        • doober
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                          #7

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                            • Rinaldo
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                              #8
                              that was pretty good thanks.


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                                • Fake Nick
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                                  • Jul 2004
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                                  #9
                                  poor Billy

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                                    • SetTheWorldonFire
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                                        • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Fake Nick
                                          poor Billy
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                                            • Sagitta
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                                              #12

                                              Nice
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                                                • loverboy
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                                                  #13
                                                  you nail the bastard

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                                                    • BRISK
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                                                      #14
                                                      Billy will be visiting these guys:

                                                      http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...hong_pyramid_2
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                                                        • abyss_al
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                                                            • directfiesta
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                                                              #16




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                                                                  #17

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                                                                        • Mr. Jim
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                                                                          you

                                                                          you're good you......

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                                                                            • EZRhino
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                                                                              That is funny

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                                                                                • chaze
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                                                                                  sweet,
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                                                                                    • NichePay_Manny
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Hay David u r so funny!! U make me laugh

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                                                                                        • Manowar
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                                                                                          #23

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                                                                                            • cjnet
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              lol nice. billy the kid

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                                                                                                • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by NichePay_Manny
                                                                                                  Hay David u r so funny!! U make me laugh
                                                                                                  I didn't write it.
                                                                                                  If I wrote it I would be collecting my publishing rights.
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                                                                                                    • lickmymonster
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Good one.


                                                                                                      Here's todays doonesberry link.http://www.iconoclast-texas.com/Colu...ditorial39.htm

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                                                                                                        • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                                                                                                          • Apr 2004
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by lickmymonster
                                                                                                          Good one.


                                                                                                          Here's todays doonesberry link.http://www.iconoclast-texas.com/Colu...ditorial39.htm

                                                                                                          esterdays Iconoclast "Bushy"s hometown paper.



                                                                                                          LOL
                                                                                                          Nice, thanks for the link.
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                                                                                                            • kaliboy2g
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by BRISK
                                                                                                              This thread should be closed and the Department of Homeland Security should be alerted because it is unpatriotic to make jokes about the president.

                                                                                                              Are you a terrorist?

                                                                                                              Care about me?
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                                                                                                                • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by kaliboy2g
                                                                                                                  hold on, a double...
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                                                                                                                    • thePelican
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      old but still good....

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                                                                                                                        • Lucy
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                                                                                                                          good one

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                                                                                                                            • Raf1
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                                                                                                                              I haven't heard that one before. Good joke
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                                                                                                                                • doornx
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                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by BRISK
                                                                                                                                  This thread should be closed and the Department of Homeland Security should be alerted because it is unpatriotic to make jokes about the president.

                                                                                                                                  Are you a terrorist?
                                                                                                                                  LOL
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                                                                                                                                    • EvilMichelle
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                                                                                                                                      loved it!
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                                                                                                                                        • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by doornx
                                                                                                                                          LOL
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                                                                                                                                            • Gynecologist
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                                                                                                                                              #36

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                                                                                                                                                • Furious_Male
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                                                                                                                                                  that is a good one.
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                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Gynecologist
                                                                                                                                                          Nice,
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                                                                                                                                                                  lol...

                                                                                                                                                                  I like the one about the Aircraft Carrier approaching an unidentified light source on the ocean.

                                                                                                                                                                  Ever heard that one?

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Lev
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                                                                                                                                                                      poor little Billy

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                                                                                                                                                                          billy = vartanik

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                                                                                                                                                                              LOL that shit gets funnier every time i see it...

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                                                                                                                                                                                  good laugh!

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                                                                                                                                                                                      Poor Billy. I'll bet you he's locked up in Cuba right now.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Abyss_Vee
                                                                                                                                                                                                  billy = vartanik
                                                                                                                                                                                                  You had lost me but I think I just got it, Maybe.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      billy can now be found serving in Iraq
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