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Semi-Retired-Dave 10-15-2004 02:40 PM

Funny Joke about Bush, A must Read.
 
Sorry if it's old.

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. "Billy." "And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right - question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is ."Steve.""And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when! Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off
20 minutes early? And fifth, what the fuck happened to Billy?"

Mefo 10-15-2004 02:41 PM

:1orglaugh

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 10-15-2004 02:43 PM

:1orglaugh good one!

Art Del Gado 10-15-2004 02:43 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BRISK 10-15-2004 02:44 PM

This thread should be closed and the Department of Homeland Security should be alerted because it is unpatriotic to make jokes about the president.

Are you a terrorist?

bangman 10-15-2004 02:44 PM

:1orglaugh that was good

doober 10-15-2004 02:46 PM

:winkwink:

Rinaldo 10-15-2004 02:47 PM

that was pretty good thanks.


hit me up

Fake Nick 10-15-2004 02:47 PM

poor Billy :1orglaugh

SetTheWorldonFire 10-15-2004 02:47 PM

:1orglaugh

Semi-Retired-Dave 10-15-2004 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fake Nick
poor Billy :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sagitta 10-15-2004 02:49 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Nice

loverboy 10-15-2004 02:51 PM

you nail the bastard :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BRISK 10-15-2004 02:53 PM

Billy will be visiting these guys:

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...hong_pyramid_2

abyss_al 10-15-2004 02:55 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

directfiesta 10-15-2004 02:56 PM

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http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/r/dance.gif

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/i/ura.gif

axelcat 10-15-2004 02:58 PM

:1orglaugh

BlueDesignStudios 10-15-2004 03:04 PM

:1orglaugh

Mr. Jim 10-15-2004 03:05 PM

you

you're good you......

EZRhino 10-15-2004 03:06 PM

That is funny :1orglaugh

chaze 10-15-2004 03:08 PM

sweet,

NichePay_Manny 10-15-2004 03:11 PM

Hay David u r so funny!! U make me laugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Manowar 10-15-2004 03:13 PM

:1orglaugh

cjnet 10-15-2004 03:17 PM

lol nice. :BangBang: billy the kid

Semi-Retired-Dave 10-15-2004 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NichePay_Manny
Hay David u r so funny!! U make me laugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
I didn't write it.
If I wrote it I would be collecting my publishing rights. :Graucho

lickmymonster 10-15-2004 03:23 PM

Good one.


Here's todays doonesberry link.http://www.iconoclast-texas.com/Colu...ditorial39.htm

esterdays Iconoclast "Bushy"s hometown paper.



LOL

Semi-Retired-Dave 10-15-2004 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lickmymonster
Good one.


Here's todays doonesberry link.http://www.iconoclast-texas.com/Colu...ditorial39.htm

esterdays Iconoclast "Bushy"s hometown paper.



LOL

Nice, thanks for the link.

Alex 10-15-2004 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
This thread should be closed and the Department of Homeland Security should be alerted because it is unpatriotic to make jokes about the president.

Are you a terrorist?


:1orglaugh

Semi-Retired-Dave 10-15-2004 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kaliboy2g
:1orglaugh
hold on, a double...:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

thePelican 10-15-2004 03:31 PM

old but still good....

Lucy 10-15-2004 03:33 PM

good one:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Raf1 10-15-2004 03:39 PM

I haven't heard that one before. Good joke :thumbsup

doornx 10-15-2004 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
This thread should be closed and the Department of Homeland Security should be alerted because it is unpatriotic to make jokes about the president.

Are you a terrorist?

LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

EvilMichelle 10-15-2004 04:44 PM

loved it!

Semi-Retired-Dave 10-15-2004 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by doornx
LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Everyone needs some humor around here.

Gynecologist 10-15-2004 06:09 PM

http://politicalhumor.about.com/libr...bush_chimp.jpg

Furious_Male 10-15-2004 06:10 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh that is a good one.

emthree 10-15-2004 06:22 PM

I sale bushjoke.com & kerryjoke.com

Semi-Retired-Dave 10-15-2004 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gynecologist
http://politicalhumor.about.com/libr...bush_chimp.jpg
Nice,

sickkittens 10-15-2004 07:54 PM

:1orglaugh

What will we do without these jokes if he loses?

sexeducation 10-15-2004 07:57 PM

lol...

I like the one about the Aircraft Carrier approaching an unidentified light source on the ocean.

Ever heard that one?

Lev 10-15-2004 08:00 PM

:1orglaugh poor little Billy

Abyss_Vee 10-15-2004 08:40 PM

billy = vartanik :1orglaugh

xclusive 10-15-2004 08:51 PM

LOL that shit gets funnier every time i see it...

maxdaname 10-15-2004 10:35 PM

:1orglaugh good laugh!:thumbsup

Rochard 10-15-2004 10:46 PM

Poor Billy. I'll bet you he's locked up in Cuba right now.

jwerd 10-15-2004 11:06 PM

roflllll

digifan 10-15-2004 11:09 PM

Lol :1orglaugh :helpme :1orglaugh

Semi-Retired-Dave 10-16-2004 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Abyss_Vee
billy = vartanik :1orglaugh
You had lost me but I think I just got it, Maybe.

XxXotic 10-16-2004 10:28 AM

billy can now be found serving in Iraq


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