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tical · 10-13-2004, 11:30 PM

Wanted:
Experienced full time designer (primary) / webmaster (a plus)

Duties:
Promotional materials, galleries, site setup / maintenance, etc

Skills required:
Photoshop, HTML, JavaScript, CSS (the usual front-end stuff)
Concept knowledge (at least): php, sql, etc

Hours:
Full time, 8/day whenever you want as long as you're working

Pay:
Weekly based on experience

Conditions:
1. If you can't work full time (maybe more!) don't bother.
2. If you suck, don't bother.
3. If your car is in the shop, don't bother.
4. If your hard drive crashed or is going to crash, don't bother.
5. If you are planning on getting sick anytime soon, don't bother.
6. If you take 2 weeks to make 1 page, don't bother.
7. If you don't speak english, don't bother.
8. If you are a minority, don't bother.
9. If you thought I was serious about 8, don't bother.

Notes:
If I don't think you're working full time, you will be replaced.
You will have the luxury of working at home, however the keyword here is "working".

Please submit resumes to: iwantajob at 525i.net

Include:
-URLs to samples of work (as many as you can think of)
-Skillset
-Weekly rate

Answer question below:

1. If I said I needed 5 animated banners, 5 static banners, 2 buttons, 1 FPA & 2 HPAs.

How long would this take you to complete provided I don't make you change anything because your work is excellent and all materials / psds / logos / content provided?

Send em' on over!

tical · 10-13-2004, 11:57 PM

bump for the 1% that might actually be here for biz tonight

aflex · 10-14-2004, 12:03 AM

bump for an old comrade

ocho-ocho · 10-14-2004, 12:25 AM

email sent!

juanito · 10-14-2004, 02:35 AM

hmmm......

Mr Pheer · 10-14-2004, 02:39 AM

Oh, Oh! Me!! Pick me!!!!

BlueDesignStudios · 10-14-2004, 02:56 AM

Sorry.. I can't apply.. I had a word with my hard drive and it's planning to crash in december

Jennie · 10-14-2004, 07:29 AM

Mail sent

Roald · 10-14-2004, 07:32 AM

Good luck finding someone

looks like a nice gig to me

PiksalDesign · 10-14-2004, 07:35 AM

good luck with the outsourcing companies that are going to fill your email box.

Basic_man · 10-14-2004, 07:37 AM

Wow! Nice opportunity!

Roald · 10-14-2004, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PiksalDesign
good luck with the outsourcing companies that are going to fill your email box.

hater.

;)

girl_next_door · 10-14-2004, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tical
Wanted:
Experienced full time designer (primary) / webmaster (a plus)

Duties:
Promotional materials, galleries, site setup / maintenance, etc

Skills required:
Photoshop, HTML, JavaScript, CSS (the usual front-end stuff)
Concept knowledge (at least): php, sql, etc

Hours:
Full time, 8/day whenever you want as long as you're working

Pay:
Weekly based on experience

Conditions:
1. If you can't work full time (maybe more!) don't bother.
2. If you suck, don't bother.
3. If your car is in the shop, don't bother.
4. If your hard drive crashed or is going to crash, don't bother.
5. If you are planning on getting sick anytime soon, don't bother.
6. If you take 2 weeks to make 1 page, don't bother.
7. If you don't speak english, don't bother.
8. If you are a minority, don't bother.
9. If you thought I was serious about 8, don't bother.

Notes:
If I don't think you're working full time, you will be replaced.
You will have the luxury of working at home, however the keyword here is "working".

Please submit resumes to: iwantajob at 525i.net

Include:
-URLs to samples of work (as many as you can think of)
-Skillset
-Weekly rate

Answer question below:

1. If I said I needed 5 animated banners, 5 static banners, 2 buttons, 1 FPA & 2 HPAs.

How long would this take you to complete provided I don't make you change anything because your work is excellent and all materials / psds / logos / content provided?

Send em' on over!

wondering if you still need one, i know someone who's qualified

Sebo de Macho · 10-14-2004, 11:33 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by QuaShe
[B]hater.

Sebo de Macho · 10-14-2004, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PiksalDesign
good luck with the outsourcing companies that are going to fill your email box.

I give you a big L sign.

figure that out!

pornguy · 10-14-2004, 11:49 AM

#8???

WTF. I have already contacted my attorney about this.

He tells me that it is too bad, but since I am not a minority, I cant do anything about it, and then he said that #9 explains that as a joke.

tical · 10-14-2004, 12:24 PM

*bump*

Saw some good stuff, gimmie a few more

mammy · 10-14-2004, 01:56 PM

good position for right person

PiksalDesign · 10-14-2004, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sebo de Macho
I give you a big L sign.

figure that out!

If you really think that was funny.
you should stop posting...

now

PiksalDesign · 10-14-2004, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by QuaShe
hater.
;)

hardly.

Ive had my experiences

[Brian] · 10-14-2004, 04:05 PM

bump

hit my man up if you need the work

tical · 10-14-2004, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]
bump

hit my man up if you need the work

i didn't know you cared b, thank you so much

BUMP AGAIN

I'll be damned if I don't do some biz on this board!

media · 10-14-2004, 10:20 PM

You could have used me had Pimpdog not snatched my ass up!!

Another day anotha dollar!!! Cant wait to see you in vegas dogg.. you gotta invite some girls out... I can make some flyers for the party so you can hand them out at the clubs =)

Girls only!!! No Sausages!

10-13-2004, 11:30 PM	#1
tical Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 6,504	* Job Opportunity! Look Inside (money4u) * Wanted: Experienced full time designer (primary) / webmaster (a plus) Duties: Promotional materials, galleries, site setup / maintenance, etc Skills required: Photoshop, HTML, JavaScript, CSS (the usual front-end stuff) Concept knowledge (at least): php, sql, etc Hours: Full time, 8/day whenever you want as long as you're working Pay: Weekly based on experience Conditions: 1. If you can't work full time (maybe more!) don't bother. 2. If you suck, don't bother. 3. If your car is in the shop, don't bother. 4. If your hard drive crashed or is going to crash, don't bother. 5. If you are planning on getting sick anytime soon, don't bother. 6. If you take 2 weeks to make 1 page, don't bother. 7. If you don't speak english, don't bother. 8. If you are a minority, don't bother. 9. If you thought I was serious about 8, don't bother. Notes: If I don't think you're working full time, you will be replaced. You will have the luxury of working at home, however the keyword here is "working". Please submit resumes to: iwantajob at 525i.net Include: -URLs to samples of work (as many as you can think of) -Skillset -Weekly rate Answer question below: 1. If I said I needed 5 animated banners, 5 static banners, 2 buttons, 1 FPA & 2 HPAs. How long would this take you to complete provided I don't make you change anything because your work is excellent and all materials / psds / logos / content provided? Send em' on over! __________________ 112.020.756 Last edited by tical; 10-13-2004 at 11:32 PM..

10-13-2004, 11:57 PM	#2
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10-14-2004, 10:20 PM	#23
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