*** Job Opportunity! Look Inside (money4u) ***
 

Wanted:
Experienced full time designer (primary) / webmaster (a plus)

Duties:
Promotional materials, galleries, site setup / maintenance, etc

Skills required:
Photoshop, HTML, JavaScript, CSS (the usual front-end stuff)
Concept knowledge (at least): php, sql, etc

Hours:
Full time, 8/day whenever you want as long as you're working

Pay:
Weekly based on experience

Conditions:
1. If you can't work full time (maybe more!) don't bother.
2. If you suck, don't bother.
3. If your car is in the shop, don't bother.
4. If your hard drive crashed or is going to crash, don't bother.
5. If you are planning on getting sick anytime soon, don't bother.
6. If you take 2 weeks to make 1 page, don't bother.
7. If you don't speak english, don't bother.
8. If you are a minority, don't bother.
9. If you thought I was serious about 8, don't bother.

Notes:
If I don't think you're working full time, you will be replaced.
You will have the luxury of working at home, however the keyword here is "working".

Please submit resumes to: iwantajob at 525i.net

Include:
-URLs to samples of work (as many as you can think of)
-Skillset
-Weekly rate

Answer question below:

1. If I said I needed 5 animated banners, 5 static banners, 2 buttons, 1 FPA & 2 HPAs.

How long would this take you to complete provided I don't make you change anything because your work is excellent and all materials / psds / logos / content provided?

Send em' on over!

bump for the 1% that might actually be here for biz tonight

bump for an old comrade

email sent!

hmmm...... :eatmouse

Oh, Oh! Me!! Pick me!!!!

Sorry.. I can't apply.. I had a word with my hard drive and it's planning to crash in december :(

Mail sent :thumbsup

Good luck finding someone :thumbsup

looks like a nice gig to me

good luck with the outsourcing companies that are going to fill your email box. :thumbsup

Wow! Nice opportunity!

hater.


































;)

wondering if you still need one, i know someone who's qualified

:)

[QUOTE]Originally posted by QuaShe
[B]hater.

:Graucho :Graucho :Graucho :Graucho :Graucho :Graucho :Graucho :Graucho

I give you a big L sign.

figure that out! :1orglaugh

#8???

WTF. I have already contacted my attorney about this.




He tells me that it is too bad, but since I am not a minority, I cant do anything about it, and then he said that #9 explains that as a joke.


:1orglaugh

*bump*

Saw some good stuff, gimmie a few more

good position for right person:winkwink:

If you really think that was funny.
you should stop posting...

now

hardly.

Ive had my experiences :thumbsup

bump

hit my man up if you need the work

i didn't know you cared b, thank you so much

BUMP AGAIN

I'll be damned if I don't do some biz on this board!

You could have used me had Pimpdog not snatched my ass up!!

Another day anotha dollar!!! Cant wait to see you in vegas dogg.. you gotta invite some girls out... I can make some flyers for the party so you can hand them out at the clubs =)

Girls only!!! No Sausages!