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Old 10-10-2004, 12:40 AM   #1
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Worst Movies Of All Time

I want the hour and half of my life back that I wasted watching "Envy" starring Jack Black and Ben Stiller.

It wasn't my idea, I mean I knew it would suck ass, and the only thing that prevented me from committing suicide while viewing was Chirstopher Walken "Hallo!".

So what are some other stinkers you've seen?
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Old 10-10-2004, 12:42 AM   #2
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The worst movie ever was Kung Pow. What a piece of shit.
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Old 10-10-2004, 12:46 AM   #3
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now the SEQUAL was garbage.
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Old 10-10-2004, 12:48 AM   #5
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The worst movie ever was Kung Pow. What a piece of shit.
the french dubbed version if fucking hillarious....mostly because the translation is so pitiful...

most boring movie i've seen I think was The watcher, with keanu reeves....damn that bored the shit out of me...couldn't remember what the fuck it was about 2 days after seeing it..
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Old 10-10-2004, 12:52 AM   #6
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you have no taste, taht movie was awesome.


now the SEQUAL was garbage.
true, the sequel was a piece of shit. But my vote for wost movie definately goes to The Tuxedo with Chacky Chan.
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Requiem for a Dream, of a Dream, whatever it was. Just aweful.
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now the SEQUAL was garbage.
CUBE fucking sucked.... and so does ANY movie with Steven Segal.
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Old 10-10-2004, 12:55 AM   #9
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Requiem for a Dream, of a Dream, whatever it was. Just aweful.
that movie was fucking amazing!....it's depressing, right...but damn it's GREAT...
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WTF! That's a good movie
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Old 10-10-2004, 12:59 AM   #11
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that movie was fucking amazing!....it's depressing, right...but damn it's GREAT...
Yea, a lot of mentally ill people feel that way. Saying it sucks and waiting for them to respond is a good way to pick them out.
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Yea, a lot of mentally ill people feel that way. Saying it sucks and waiting for them to respond is a good way to pick them out.
blah blah whatever....
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Requiem for a Dream, of a Dream, whatever it was. Just aweful.
If you didnt like that movie you probably wont like the new Batman flick coming out, same director if I'm not mistaken.
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If you didnt like that movie you probably wont like the new Batman flick coming out, same director if I'm not mistaken.
oh I guess you're mentally ill!
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oh I guess you're mentally ill!
Oh without a doubt
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Tim Burton is my 2nd fav director.... so yea.... I dont think I'll be digging the new batman either

He directed the first 2 for anyone that doesnt know. The first one was GREAT and the 2nd one was, well, it was Tim, so I dug it.
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Tim Burton is my 2nd fav director.... so yea.... I dont think I'll be digging the new batman either

He directed the first 2 for anyone that doesnt know. The first one was GREAT and the 2nd one was, well, it was Tim, so I dug it.
big fish kicked some serious ass....
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What's the name of that new Batman movie ?

"Rub one out for Robin ?"

I never liked it and never will like this "Crap Deluxe".
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big fish kicked some serious ass....
yes, and so did:
Pee-wee's Big Adventure
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Ed Wood
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Mars Attacks
Sleepy Hollow
Planet of the Apes

and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory will kick ass ;)
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Old 10-10-2004, 01:44 AM   #21
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Envy was pretty bad but My Boss's Daughter is even worse.

The Cube is a cult classic
I can understand why some people think it sucks but I was totally intrigued by the movie.
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I agree but one even worse than that is eraser head! boring ass movie!! Took me three times of watching it to realize they were talking about politics
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Requiem for a Dream, of a Dream, whatever it was. Just aweful.
i thought that was pretty good, fucked my mind up though
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I avoid watching shit movies so I doubt I have seen the worst. Even if I had, I would have turned it off before the end.
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Envy was pretty bad but My Boss's Daughter is even worse.

The Cube is a cult classic
I can understand why some people think it sucks but I was totally intrigued by the movie.
Oh man I almost forgot about how much My Boss's Daughter sucked. You would think a movie with Tara Reid and Carmen Electra would have some more tits in it or steamy action, but it was crap de crap
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haha I can agree with that Steven Segal is one of the most annoying actors there is..

His best movie was that one he fell out of the plane and died in the first 30 mins.
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I walk out on very few movies, but I walked out on:

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In the "so bad it's good" category the worst I've ever seen is "They're Playing with Fire" staring Sybil Danning.
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His best movie was that one he fell out of the plane and died in the first 30 mins.
haha I remember that one...
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that movie was awesome!
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