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Worst Movies Of All Time
I want the hour and half of my life back that I wasted watching "Envy" starring Jack Black and Ben Stiller.
It wasn't my idea, I mean I knew it would suck ass, and the only thing that prevented me from committing suicide while viewing was Chirstopher Walken "Hallo!". So what are some other stinkers you've seen? |
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The worst movie ever was Kung Pow. What a piece of shit.
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CUBE
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Push Porn Like Weight.
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now the SEQUAL was garbage.
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most boring movie i've seen I think was The watcher, with keanu reeves....damn that bored the shit out of me...couldn't remember what the fuck it was about 2 days after seeing it..
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Requiem for a Dream, of a Dream, whatever it was. Just aweful.
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Anything with Batman in it.
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Tim Burton is my 2nd fav director.... so yea.... I dont think I'll be digging the new batman either
![]() He directed the first 2 for anyone that doesnt know. The first one was GREAT and the 2nd one was, well, it was Tim, so I dug it.
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What's the name of that new Batman movie ?
"Rub one out for Robin ?" I never liked it and never will like this "Crap Deluxe". |
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure Beetle Juice Batman Edward Scissorhands Ed Wood Nightmare Before Christmas Mars Attacks Sleepy Hollow Planet of the Apes and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory will kick ass ;)
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Envy was pretty bad but My Boss's Daughter is even worse.
The Cube is a cult classic ![]() I can understand why some people think it sucks but I was totally intrigued by the movie.
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Kard, your sig KILLS me.
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SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text. |
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Beetle Juice, the worst fucking movie ever
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Solaris.
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Microwave Massacre
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I avoid watching shit movies so I doubt I have seen the worst. Even if I had, I would have turned it off before the end.
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The End of Days... people were leaving before it was finished...
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The Butterfly Effect
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barbed wire was one of the worst I've seen
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His best movie was that one he fell out of the plane and died in the first 30 mins.
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I walk out on very few movies, but I walked out on:
*Hudson Hawke* *Moulin Rouge* In the "so bad it's good" category the worst I've ever seen is "They're Playing with Fire" staring Sybil Danning.
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Munchie Strikes Back
![]() For the people who name mainstream movies as the worst movies ever, you need to open your eyes to indie films. There are some real turds out there. |
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ya the name is Executive Decision. |
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show was beyond atrocious. So much so that it became a classic...
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Willard. That movie fucking suck.
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