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liquidmoe 10-10-2004 12:40 AM

Worst Movies Of All Time
 
I want the hour and half of my life back that I wasted watching "Envy" starring Jack Black and Ben Stiller.

It wasn't my idea, I mean I knew it would suck ass, and the only thing that prevented me from committing suicide while viewing was Chirstopher Walken "Hallo!".

So what are some other stinkers you've seen?

Babaganoosh 10-10-2004 12:42 AM

The worst movie ever was Kung Pow. What a piece of shit.

dirtydesignz 10-10-2004 12:46 AM

CUBE

smack 10-10-2004 12:48 AM

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Originally posted by dirtydesignz
CUBE
you have no taste, taht movie was awesome.


now the SEQUAL was garbage.

SilverTab 10-10-2004 12:48 AM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
The worst movie ever was Kung Pow. What a piece of shit.
the french dubbed version if fucking hillarious....mostly because the translation is so pitiful...

most boring movie i've seen I think was The watcher, with keanu reeves....damn that bored the shit out of me...couldn't remember what the fuck it was about 2 days after seeing it..

michel 10-10-2004 12:52 AM

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Originally posted by smack
you have no taste, taht movie was awesome.


now the SEQUAL was garbage.

true, the sequel was a piece of shit. But my vote for wost movie definately goes to The Tuxedo with Chacky Chan.

Kard63 10-10-2004 12:52 AM

Requiem for a Dream, of a Dream, whatever it was. Just aweful.

dirtydesignz 10-10-2004 12:53 AM

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Originally posted by smack
you have no taste, taht movie was awesome.


now the SEQUAL was garbage.

CUBE fucking sucked.... and so does ANY movie with Steven Segal.

SilverTab 10-10-2004 12:55 AM

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Originally posted by Kard63
Requiem for a Dream, of a Dream, whatever it was. Just aweful.
that movie was fucking amazing!....it's depressing, right...but damn it's GREAT...

BRISK 10-10-2004 12:56 AM

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Originally posted by dirtydesignz
CUBE
WTF! That's a good movie

Kard63 10-10-2004 12:59 AM

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Originally posted by SilverTab
that movie was fucking amazing!....it's depressing, right...but damn it's GREAT...
Yea, a lot of mentally ill people feel that way. Saying it sucks and waiting for them to respond is a good way to pick them out.

AnalProbe 10-10-2004 01:03 AM

Anything with Batman in it.

SilverTab 10-10-2004 01:09 AM

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Originally posted by Kard63
Yea, a lot of mentally ill people feel that way. Saying it sucks and waiting for them to respond is a good way to pick them out.
blah blah whatever.... :glugglug

liquidmoe 10-10-2004 01:09 AM

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Originally posted by Kard63
Requiem for a Dream, of a Dream, whatever it was. Just aweful.
If you didnt like that movie you probably wont like the new Batman flick coming out, same director if I'm not mistaken. :thumbsup

SilverTab 10-10-2004 01:12 AM

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Originally posted by liquidmoe
If you didnt like that movie you probably wont like the new Batman flick coming out, same director if I'm not mistaken. :thumbsup
oh I guess you're mentally ill! :1orglaugh

liquidmoe 10-10-2004 01:34 AM

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Originally posted by SilverTab
oh I guess you're mentally ill! :1orglaugh
Oh without a doubt :Graucho

Kard63 10-10-2004 01:38 AM

Tim Burton is my 2nd fav director.... so yea.... I dont think I'll be digging the new batman either :1orglaugh

He directed the first 2 for anyone that doesnt know. The first one was GREAT and the 2nd one was, well, it was Tim, so I dug it.

SilverTab 10-10-2004 01:40 AM

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Originally posted by Kard63
Tim Burton is my 2nd fav director.... so yea.... I dont think I'll be digging the new batman either :1orglaugh

He directed the first 2 for anyone that doesnt know. The first one was GREAT and the 2nd one was, well, it was Tim, so I dug it.

big fish kicked some serious ass....

AnalProbe 10-10-2004 01:40 AM

What's the name of that new Batman movie ?

"Rub one out for Robin ?"

I never liked it and never will like this "Crap Deluxe".

Kard63 10-10-2004 01:44 AM

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Originally posted by SilverTab
big fish kicked some serious ass....
yes, and so did:
Pee-wee's Big Adventure
Beetle Juice
Batman
Edward Scissorhands
Ed Wood
Nightmare Before Christmas
Mars Attacks
Sleepy Hollow
Planet of the Apes

and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory will kick ass ;)

Strife 10-10-2004 01:44 AM

Envy was pretty bad but My Boss's Daughter is even worse.

The Cube is a cult classic :thumbsup
I can understand why some people think it sucks but I was totally intrigued by the movie.

jollyperv 10-10-2004 02:57 AM

Kard, your sig KILLS me. :thumbsup

WickedVenus 10-10-2004 03:24 AM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
The worst movie ever was Kung Pow. What a piece of shit.
I agree but one even worse than that is eraser head! boring ass movie!! Took me three times of watching it to realize they were talking about politics

Nicky 10-10-2004 03:42 AM

Beetle Juice, the worst fucking movie ever :ak47:

AnalProbe 10-10-2004 03:43 AM

http://www.dildobaggins.com/regan.gif
This explains why Muhammed Ali got Alzheimer and Parkinson.

TurboTrucker 10-10-2004 03:56 AM

Solaris.

mardigras 10-10-2004 05:11 AM

Microwave Massacre

Cypherpunk 10-10-2004 05:12 AM

Blair Witch Project :BangBang:

Manowar 10-10-2004 05:13 AM

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Originally posted by Kard63
Requiem for a Dream, of a Dream, whatever it was. Just aweful.
i thought that was pretty good, fucked my mind up though

Jakke PNG 10-10-2004 05:19 AM

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Originally posted by Cypherpunk
Blair Witch Project :BangBang:
agreed

Joe Citizen 10-10-2004 05:21 AM

Forrest Gump

kowntafit 10-10-2004 06:00 AM

I avoid watching shit movies so I doubt I have seen the worst. Even if I had, I would have turned it off before the end.

liquidmoe 10-10-2004 06:34 AM

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Originally posted by Strife
Envy was pretty bad but My Boss's Daughter is even worse.

The Cube is a cult classic :thumbsup
I can understand why some people think it sucks but I was totally intrigued by the movie.

Oh man I almost forgot about how much My Boss's Daughter sucked. You would think a movie with Tara Reid and Carmen Electra would have some more tits in it or steamy action, but it was crap de crap :(

suesheboy 10-10-2004 06:53 AM

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Originally posted by TurboTrucker
Solaris.
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Worst movie made in years.

galleriesx 10-10-2004 06:57 AM

The End of Days... people were leaving before it was finished...

NoCarrier 10-10-2004 06:59 AM

The Butterfly Effect

http://porn-sex-list.com/butterfly.jpg

Raf1 10-10-2004 07:00 AM

barbed wire was one of the worst I've seen

crockett 10-10-2004 07:02 AM

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Originally posted by dirtydesignz
CUBE fucking sucked.... and so does ANY movie with Steven Segal.
haha I can agree with that Steven Segal is one of the most annoying actors there is..

His best movie was that one he fell out of the plane and died in the first 30 mins.

crockett 10-10-2004 07:04 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Citizen
Forrest Gump
you fool Gump will get you laid every time..

neewwman 10-10-2004 07:35 AM

I walk out on very few movies, but I walked out on:

*Hudson Hawke*
*Moulin Rouge*

In the "so bad it's good" category the worst I've ever seen is "They're Playing with Fire" staring Sybil Danning.

groark 10-10-2004 07:38 AM

Postman

schiz 10-10-2004 07:52 AM

Munchie Strikes Back

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/ima.../46/202746.jpg

For the people who name mainstream movies as the worst movies ever, you need to open your eyes to indie films. There are some real turds out there.

SilverTab 10-10-2004 07:53 AM

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Originally posted by crockett
haha I can agree with that Steven Segal is one of the most annoying actors there is..

His best movie was that one he fell out of the plane and died in the first 30 mins.

haha I remember that one...

xxweekxx 10-10-2004 07:56 AM

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Originally posted by SilverTab
haha I remember that one...

ya the name is Executive Decision.

hova 10-10-2004 07:57 AM

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Originally posted by Kard63
Requiem for a Dream, of a Dream, whatever it was. Just aweful.
:helpme

that movie was awesome!

liquidmoe 10-10-2004 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by groark
Postman
Dont forget Water World :winkwink:

Although in a battle between the two I think Postman would win in pure suckiness.

Towser 10-10-2004 11:36 AM

http://www.wombat.zaq.ne.jp/iwaki/OST_Mac_Me_USA.jpg

Goatse 10-11-2004 07:27 AM

The Rocky Horror Picture Show was beyond atrocious. So much so that it became a classic...

Benja 10-11-2004 07:34 AM

Willard. That movie fucking suck.


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