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  • liquidmoe
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    • Mar 2002
    • 4994

    #1

    Worst Movies Of All Time

    I want the hour and half of my life back that I wasted watching "Envy" starring Jack Black and Ben Stiller.

    It wasn't my idea, I mean I knew it would suck ass, and the only thing that prevented me from committing suicide while viewing was Chirstopher Walken "Hallo!".

    So what are some other stinkers you've seen?

    Take Luck!
  • Babaganoosh
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    • Nov 2001
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    #2
    The worst movie ever was Kung Pow. What a piece of shit.
    I like pie.

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    • dirtydesignz
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      • Apr 2003
      • 1815

      #3
      CUBE
      LIZZIE

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      • smack
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        • Mar 2002
        • 10652

        #4
        Originally posted by dirtydesignz
        CUBE
        you have no taste, taht movie was awesome.


        now the SEQUAL was garbage.
        Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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        • SilverTab
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          • Nov 2001
          • 5060

          #5
          Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
          The worst movie ever was Kung Pow. What a piece of shit.
          the french dubbed version if fucking hillarious....mostly because the translation is so pitiful...

          most boring movie i've seen I think was The watcher, with keanu reeves....damn that bored the shit out of me...couldn't remember what the fuck it was about 2 days after seeing it..
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          • michel
            TheHun's Yellow Pages!
            • Mar 2002
            • 3420

            #6
            Originally posted by smack
            you have no taste, taht movie was awesome.


            now the SEQUAL was garbage.
            true, the sequel was a piece of shit. But my vote for wost movie definately goes to The Tuxedo with Chacky Chan.

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            • Kard63
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2003
              • 8944

              #7
              Requiem for a Dream, of a Dream, whatever it was. Just aweful.

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              • dirtydesignz
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2003
                • 1815

                #8
                Originally posted by smack
                you have no taste, taht movie was awesome.


                now the SEQUAL was garbage.
                CUBE fucking sucked.... and so does ANY movie with Steven Segal.
                LIZZIE

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                • SilverTab
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 5060

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Kard63
                  Requiem for a Dream, of a Dream, whatever it was. Just aweful.
                  that movie was fucking amazing!....it's depressing, right...but damn it's GREAT...
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                  • BRISK
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 12240

                    #10
                    Originally posted by dirtydesignz
                    CUBE
                    WTF! That's a good movie
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                    • Kard63
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                      • Nov 2003
                      • 8944

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SilverTab
                      that movie was fucking amazing!....it's depressing, right...but damn it's GREAT...
                      Yea, a lot of mentally ill people feel that way. Saying it sucks and waiting for them to respond is a good way to pick them out.

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                      • AnalProbe
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                        • Jan 2004
                        • 3727

                        #12
                        Anything with Batman in it.

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                        • SilverTab
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                          • Nov 2001
                          • 5060

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Kard63
                          Yea, a lot of mentally ill people feel that way. Saying it sucks and waiting for them to respond is a good way to pick them out.
                          blah blah whatever....
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                          • liquidmoe
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                            • Mar 2002
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Kard63
                            Requiem for a Dream, of a Dream, whatever it was. Just aweful.
                            If you didnt like that movie you probably wont like the new Batman flick coming out, same director if I'm not mistaken.

                            Take Luck!

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                            • SilverTab
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                              • Nov 2001
                              • 5060

                              #15
                              Originally posted by liquidmoe
                              If you didnt like that movie you probably wont like the new Batman flick coming out, same director if I'm not mistaken.
                              oh I guess you're mentally ill!
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                              • liquidmoe
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                                • Mar 2002
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by SilverTab
                                oh I guess you're mentally ill!
                                Oh without a doubt

                                Take Luck!

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                                • Kard63
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                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 8944

                                  #17
                                  Tim Burton is my 2nd fav director.... so yea.... I dont think I'll be digging the new batman either

                                  He directed the first 2 for anyone that doesnt know. The first one was GREAT and the 2nd one was, well, it was Tim, so I dug it.

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                                  • SilverTab
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                                    • Nov 2001
                                    • 5060

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Kard63
                                    Tim Burton is my 2nd fav director.... so yea.... I dont think I'll be digging the new batman either

                                    He directed the first 2 for anyone that doesnt know. The first one was GREAT and the 2nd one was, well, it was Tim, so I dug it.
                                    big fish kicked some serious ass....
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                                    • AnalProbe
                                      pain in the Ass
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 3727

                                      #19
                                      What's the name of that new Batman movie ?

                                      "Rub one out for Robin ?"

                                      I never liked it and never will like this "Crap Deluxe".

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                                      • Kard63
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                                        • Nov 2003
                                        • 8944

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by SilverTab
                                        big fish kicked some serious ass....
                                        yes, and so did:
                                        Pee-wee's Big Adventure
                                        Beetle Juice
                                        Batman
                                        Edward Scissorhands
                                        Ed Wood
                                        Nightmare Before Christmas
                                        Mars Attacks
                                        Sleepy Hollow
                                        Planet of the Apes

                                        and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory will kick ass ;)

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                                        • Strife
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                                          • Aug 2001
                                          • 4534

                                          #21
                                          Envy was pretty bad but My Boss's Daughter is even worse.

                                          The Cube is a cult classic
                                          I can understand why some people think it sucks but I was totally intrigued by the movie.
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                                          • jollyperv
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                                            • Nov 2001
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                                            #22
                                            Kard, your sig KILLS me.

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                                            • WickedVenus
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                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 3877

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
                                              The worst movie ever was Kung Pow. What a piece of shit.
                                              I agree but one even worse than that is eraser head! boring ass movie!! Took me three times of watching it to realize they were talking about politics
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                                              • Nicky
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                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 30071

                                                #24
                                                Beetle Juice, the worst fucking movie ever

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                                                • AnalProbe
                                                  pain in the Ass
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 3727

                                                  #25

                                                  This explains why Muhammed Ali got Alzheimer and Parkinson.

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                                                  • TurboTrucker
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                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 2363

                                                    #26
                                                    Solaris.

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                                                    • mardigras
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                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                      • 14194

                                                      #27
                                                      Microwave Massacre
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                                                      • Cypherpunk
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                                                        • Sep 2004
                                                        • 812

                                                        #28
                                                        Blair Witch Project
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                                                        • Manowar
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                                                          • Dec 2003
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Kard63
                                                          Requiem for a Dream, of a Dream, whatever it was. Just aweful.
                                                          i thought that was pretty good, fucked my mind up though

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                                                          • Jakke PNG
                                                            ex-TeenGodFather
                                                            • Nov 2001
                                                            • 20306

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Cypherpunk
                                                            Blair Witch Project
                                                            agreed
                                                            ..and I'm off.

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                                                            • Joe Citizen
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                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 4552

                                                              #31
                                                              Forrest Gump

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                                                              • kowntafit
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                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                • 4667

                                                                #32
                                                                I avoid watching shit movies so I doubt I have seen the worst. Even if I had, I would have turned it off before the end.

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                                                                • liquidmoe
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                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                  • 4994

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Strife
                                                                  Envy was pretty bad but My Boss's Daughter is even worse.

                                                                  The Cube is a cult classic
                                                                  I can understand why some people think it sucks but I was totally intrigued by the movie.
                                                                  Oh man I almost forgot about how much My Boss's Daughter sucked. You would think a movie with Tara Reid and Carmen Electra would have some more tits in it or steamy action, but it was crap de crap

                                                                  Take Luck!

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                                                                  • suesheboy
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                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                    • 5211

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by TurboTrucker
                                                                    Solaris.
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                                                                    • galleriesx
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                                                                      • Dec 2002
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      The End of Days... people were leaving before it was finished...

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                                                                      • NoCarrier
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                                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                                        • 16356

                                                                        #36
                                                                        The Butterfly Effect

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                                                                        • Raf1
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                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                          • 12117

                                                                          #37
                                                                          barbed wire was one of the worst I've seen
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                                                                          • crockett
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                                                                            • May 2003
                                                                            • 76818

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by dirtydesignz
                                                                            CUBE fucking sucked.... and so does ANY movie with Steven Segal.
                                                                            haha I can agree with that Steven Segal is one of the most annoying actors there is..

                                                                            His best movie was that one he fell out of the plane and died in the first 30 mins.
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                                                                            • crockett
                                                                              in a van by the river
                                                                              • May 2003
                                                                              • 76818

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Joe Citizen
                                                                              Forrest Gump
                                                                              you fool Gump will get you laid every time..
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                                                                              • neewwman
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                                                                                • Jan 2002
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                I walk out on very few movies, but I walked out on:

                                                                                *Hudson Hawke*
                                                                                *Moulin Rouge*

                                                                                In the "so bad it's good" category the worst I've ever seen is "They're Playing with Fire" staring Sybil Danning.

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                                                                                • groark
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                  • 1966

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Postman

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                                                                                  • schiz
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                                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                                    • 1103

                                                                                    #42
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                                                                                    For the people who name mainstream movies as the worst movies ever, you need to open your eyes to indie films. There are some real turds out there.

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                                                                                    • SilverTab
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                                                      • 5060

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by crockett
                                                                                      haha I can agree with that Steven Segal is one of the most annoying actors there is..

                                                                                      His best movie was that one he fell out of the plane and died in the first 30 mins.
                                                                                      haha I remember that one...
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                                                                                      • xxweekxx
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                                                                                        • Oct 2002
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by SilverTab
                                                                                        haha I remember that one...

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                                                                                        • hova
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                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                          • 22430

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Kard63
                                                                                          Requiem for a Dream, of a Dream, whatever it was. Just aweful.


                                                                                          that movie was awesome!
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                                                                                          • liquidmoe
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                                                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                                                            • 4994

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by groark
                                                                                            Postman
                                                                                            Dont forget Water World

                                                                                            Although in a battle between the two I think Postman would win in pure suckiness.

                                                                                            Take Luck!

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                                                                                            • Towser
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                                                                                              • Aug 2003
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                                                                                              #47

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                                                                                              • Goatse
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                                                                                                • Sep 2003
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                The Rocky Horror Picture Show was beyond atrocious. So much so that it became a classic...

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                                                                                                • Benja
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                                                                                                  • May 2002
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Willard. That movie fucking suck.
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