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Condom just Broke
I was doing my gf from behind while she was on her stomach and I pulled out after a bit (already came) and the fucking thing is broke!
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Fuck wrapping your shit up, get her on the pill
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yeah i was having a shit earlier
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thats shitty chances she gets pregnant are 0,000000001% though... (ask her what day she ovulates she'll know...)
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Real men don't pull out anyway... Good job!
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Classic thread. Condom broke and first thing the guys does is he comes to GFY and shares that with us
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LOL, I knew someone was going to post that Polish, she was in the bathroom putting a pad I gave her on because she was leaking cum, so I decided to come share.
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what a drama try to find some nice baby names
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Have you decided on a name for the baby yet?
Name it BRISK!
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hope she is on the pill man
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Just wanted to let you know that I just cut off my right hand with a power saw. Out to the hospital for a bit. ![]()
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HURRRYYYYYYYYYYY
YOU CAN STILL SUCK THE CUM OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Better clean her up with soap.
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Morning after pill. Do it.
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This is the type of thread that should closed before it even started.
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Im not to worried...
1) shell not get pregnant 2) theres the morning after pill effective for about 5 days afterwords 3) abortion |
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Or you could move away change your name to Bert and live in a box.
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Thats why I don't hit it unless there is a pill or a patch...fuck condoms.
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Tap into MOBILE!
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if it's a boy, will you circumsise him?
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Morning after pill. Costs about $35 plus a small consultation fee. Call up some local pharmacies to see which ones offer it. You don't have to have her see a doctor.
Get 2 pills while you are there. |
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I wonder what would happen if a guy took a morning after pill
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his penis would grow the size of an elephants and he'd have tits the size of watermelons
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Fuck her in the ass next time, wont have to worry about it.
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again.... NEED PICS!
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you have 72 hours before the morning after pill is no longer an option. Do NOT confuse the morning after pill with the "abortion" pill as they are not the same. When the egg is first fertilized it releases a hormone/chemical that says the egg is fertilized and prevents other sperm from penetrating it twice. The fertilized egg then continues to travel down the fallopian tubes and 50% of the time attaches to the uterus wall. When it attaches to the uterus wall ANOTHER hormone/chemical is produced which says the female is pregnant do NOT allow any more "eggs" to attach. The morning after pill tricks the body into saying she is already pregnant and therefore - if a fertilized egg exists - it can not attach itself to the uterus wall and grow. It is NOT an abortion pill which detaches an already attached and growing fertilized/egg? follow? you have 72 hours only for the morning after pill ... |
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i dont fucking care if i elapse the 72 hour limit, im pro-choice.
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