Condom just Broke
 

I was doing my gf from behind while she was on her stomach and I pulled out after a bit (already came) and the fucking thing is broke!


Doh!

Fuck wrapping your shit up, get her on the pill

yeah i was having a shit earlier

thats shitty chances she gets pregnant are 0,000000001% though... (ask her what day she ovulates she'll know...)

Real men don't pull out anyway... Good job! :Graucho

My thoughts exactly! LOL

LOL, I knew someone was going to post that Polish, she was in the bathroom putting a pad I gave her on because she was leaking cum, so I decided to come share. :1orglaugh

... how many fucking times do I have to tell you: man can not get pregnant, you'll be right !!

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

what a drama try to find some nice baby names :Graucho :Graucho


tb

Have you decided on a name for the baby yet?

Name it BRISK!

hope she is on the pill man

sad but true :1orglaugh

Just wanted to let you know that I just cut off my right hand with a power saw. Out to the hospital for a bit.



:1orglaugh

Well, it's not so sad.

It would be sad if he was doing a real doll.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HURRRYYYYYYYYYYY
YOU CAN STILL SUCK THE CUM OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Better clean her up with soap. :glugglug

Why the fuck is your post count so high?

:1orglaugh

Morning after pill. Do it.

Yeah because every personal stories on GFY is actually true and everyone believe them.

Was going to say the same thing.

This is the type of thread that should closed before it even started.

:Graucho

Exactly!

Im not to worried...

1) shell not get pregnant
2) theres the morning after pill effective for about 5 days afterwords
3) abortion

Or you could move away change your name to Bert and live in a box.

Thats why I don't hit it unless there is a pill or a patch...fuck condoms.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

http://w6rec.com/duane/bmw/toolkit/patch4.jpg
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my sentiments exactly

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Classis post as well :) :thumbsup

if it's a boy, will you circumsise him?

Nope...

Morning after pill. Costs about $35 plus a small consultation fee. Call up some local pharmacies to see which ones offer it. You don't have to have her see a doctor.

Get 2 pills while you are there.

I wonder what would happen if a guy took a morning after pill

his penis would grow the size of an elephants and he'd have tits the size of watermelons

Fuck her in the ass next time, wont have to worry about it. :glugglug

Just after you nut, grab the cam, sit back, take some pics and enjoy. :Graucho

again.... NEED PICS!

Yes ...
you have 72 hours before the morning after pill is no longer an option.

Do NOT confuse the morning after pill with the "abortion" pill as they are not the same.

When the egg is first fertilized it releases a hormone/chemical that says the egg is fertilized and prevents other sperm from penetrating it twice.

The fertilized egg then continues to travel down the fallopian tubes and 50% of the time attaches to the uterus wall.

When it attaches to the uterus wall ANOTHER hormone/chemical is produced which says the female is pregnant do NOT allow any more "eggs" to attach.

The morning after pill tricks the body into saying she is already pregnant and therefore - if a fertilized egg exists - it can not attach itself to the uterus wall and grow.

It is NOT an abortion pill which detaches an already attached and growing fertilized/egg?


follow?

you have 72 hours only for the morning after pill ...

i dont fucking care if i elapse the 72 hour limit, im pro-choice.