Dumbest Affiliate check to date! - GoFuckYourself.com

trafficguy · 10-07-2004, 09:17 AM

First of all I never even remember ever signing up to Overture, Obviously I did since I got a check from them. But why the hell would they even waste their time Sending this:

Luc · 10-07-2004, 09:18 AM

that's fucking funny as hell man.

bringer · 10-07-2004, 09:19 AM

better walk to the bank
you'll burn more in gas if you drive

fris · 10-07-2004, 09:19 AM

cash it give it to the bums

Fake Nick · 10-07-2004, 09:22 AM

lol, if I remember correctly freeones posted a similar check from ouverture not too long ago

at least you can't say they are dishonest

Dirty D · 10-07-2004, 09:23 AM

Cash it at the bank.... The look on the teller's face will be priceless

trafficguy · 10-07-2004, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dustman
Cash it at the bank.... The look on the teller's face will be priceless

HA!

Jake · 10-07-2004, 09:30 AM

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Originally posted by trafficguy
First of all I never even remember ever signing up to Overture, Obviously I did since I got a check from them. But why the hell would they even waste their time Sending this:

I'd frame it and hang it on the wall.

Tat2Jr · 10-07-2004, 09:36 AM

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Originally posted by dustman
Cash it at the bank.... The look on the teller's face will be priceless

Proudly tell her that you'll take it in pennies!

Rui · 10-07-2004, 09:39 AM

Remember that I recived a sub $1 check from goto.com LONG LONG LONG time ago...ohhh good times lol

trafficguy · 10-07-2004, 09:39 AM

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Originally posted by Tat2Jr
Proudly tell her that you'll take it in pennies!

.... And they better be fucking shiny!

Abyss_Vee · 10-07-2004, 09:45 AM

Postage cost more

O MARINA · 10-07-2004, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bringer
better walk to the bank
you'll burn more in gas if you drive

okny · 10-07-2004, 09:49 AM

Send it back...

alexg · 10-07-2004, 09:53 AM

The lowest I ever reached was around $2 from some pay per click sponsor

Stallion · 10-07-2004, 09:58 AM

I got one for $6 but have no clue as to why I received it.. lol

NoCarrier · 10-07-2004, 10:01 AM

Sell it on Ebay

sicone · 10-07-2004, 10:02 AM

Seems they like to send out small checks to everyone. I remember something about this not so long ago

NinjaSteve · 10-07-2004, 10:17 AM

hahahaha! that's awesome! Much better than the lame as $1 something I got. You definately should frame that shit.

Ramster · 10-07-2004, 10:18 AM

Hahahahaha

I got one of those Overture checks last week for $1.15 or so.

Quickdraw · 10-07-2004, 10:23 AM

They are cleaning up their old GOTO affiliate accounts

Mine was just over $4, or 100x more than yours, lol

They should have just transferred it into the account with which I pay them.

psyko514 · 10-07-2004, 10:25 AM

Were none of you around back in the SEG days?

We all had stacks of checks each worth less than a dime.

brizzad · 10-07-2004, 10:27 AM

someone's going to have a nice lobster dinner tonight!

trafficguy · 10-07-2004, 10:34 AM

If it was $0.01, then I would have kept it for sure. $0.04 for some reason just does not justify the $5.00 frame I would need to display my hard work!

Sosa · 10-07-2004, 11:27 AM

that a kid

Manowar · 10-07-2004, 11:32 AM

You gonna spend that on a new lamboghini then ? pimp

trafficguy · 10-07-2004, 12:05 PM

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Originally posted by Manowar
You gonna spend that on a new lamboghini then ? pimp

Sure one fiber strand fromthe floormat of a Lamboghini....

demented · 10-07-2004, 12:27 PM

Smallest check I ever got was for $5 and some odd change... It's still laying around here somewhere.

Marcus Aurelius · 10-07-2004, 12:28 PM

heheh... just do whatever you did 4 million more times and you will be rolling in it!!

Slick · 10-07-2004, 12:32 PM

I guess that the sponsor is honest enough to pay you, even if it's only 4 cents.

SiMpLe · 10-07-2004, 12:42 PM

DUDE! I got one for 3 cents...
Now if I could only get 200 of these... I'D be able to by a pack of smokes and a Coke!

woot!

sickkittens · 10-07-2004, 12:51 PM

You should deposit that check at the bank all by itself.

wdsguy · 10-07-2004, 12:52 PM

haha did u actually goto the bank to deposit it

sandman! · 10-07-2004, 01:07 PM

Stiffycash.com still sends me $1.50 checks once in awile i guess i have someone i reffered that makes 1 sale a month sometimes

brutus · 10-07-2004, 01:09 PM

Thats nice check

i got same kind of from Overture but it was huge 0.22 $

I guess it comes somehow through TradeDoubler or googleAds... ?!

Arousal Design · 10-07-2004, 01:10 PM

it should be illegal to send someone a check for .04

thats my

smit · 10-07-2004, 01:11 PM

hahahaha nice, take it to the bank along with a penny and don't say a word but pass her a piece of paper that demands a nickel and then walk out without saying a word.

johndoebob · 10-07-2004, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arousal Design
it should be illegal to send someone a check for .04

thats my

Yeah checks under 10$ = waste of paper

kristin · 10-07-2004, 01:17 PM

My bank charges me $.19 for every check I write and clears the bank. We'd lose money on checks like those ...

andrey · 10-07-2004, 01:24 PM

I also got check from overture $3.24. Amazing!!! - I pay $25 fee to my bank for cashing each check.

BlingDaddy · 10-07-2004, 01:25 PM

You can't even buy an Overture click with that! LMAO

The Bootyologist · 10-07-2004, 01:26 PM

lol cash it

Wiggles · 10-07-2004, 01:27 PM

haha god thats piddly, go cash it!! I cashed a $0.30 one once

strobi · 10-07-2004, 01:28 PM

Nice one! must be the smallest check ever

QuaWee · 10-07-2004, 01:29 PM

the paper, the ink and the time putting the check in the evenlope cause more than the amount

nofx · 10-07-2004, 01:30 PM

haha that is awesome. dont spend it all in one place!

lazycash · 10-07-2004, 02:21 PM

I think they're shaving, he probably earned around 6 cents.

Nader · 10-07-2004, 02:25 PM

Sell it on EBAY lol you might get 5cents for it

trafficguy · 10-07-2004, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by NichePay_Nader
Sell it on EBAY lol you might get 5cents for it

I would loose money if i placed it in Ebay! I'm fucked either way!

Hal · 10-07-2004, 02:50 PM

i got one of those for 9 cents
what the hell are they for???

10-07-2004, 09:17 AM	#1
trafficguy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: California Posts: 123	Dumbest Affiliate check to date! First of all I never even remember ever signing up to Overture, Obviously I did since I got a check from them. But why the hell would they even waste their time Sending this:

10-07-2004, 09:18 AM	#2
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10-07-2004, 09:22 AM	#5
Fake Nick So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: go troll goo! Posts: 7,708	lol, if I remember correctly freeones posted a similar check from ouverture not too long ago at least you can't say they are dishonest

10-07-2004, 09:39 AM	#10
Rui web Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: On icq: 85-483-060 Posts: 9,533	Remember that I recived a sub $1 check from goto.com LONG LONG LONG time ago...ohhh good times lol

10-07-2004, 09:45 AM	#12
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10-07-2004, 09:58 AM	#16
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10-07-2004, 10:01 AM	#17
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10-07-2004, 10:02 AM	#18
sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	Seems they like to send out small checks to everyone. I remember something about this not so long ago __________________

10-07-2004, 10:17 AM	#19
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10-07-2004, 10:18 AM	#20
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10-07-2004, 10:23 AM	#21
Quickdraw Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: → → → Posts: 1,717	They are cleaning up their old GOTO affiliate accounts Mine was just over $4, or 100x more than yours, lol They should have just transferred it into the account with which I pay them.

10-07-2004, 10:25 AM	#22
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10-07-2004, 10:34 AM	#24
trafficguy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: California Posts: 123	If it was $0.01, then I would have kept it for sure. $0.04 for some reason just does not justify the $5.00 frame I would need to display my hard work!

10-07-2004, 11:27 AM	#25
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	that a kid

10-07-2004, 11:32 AM	#26
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	You gonna spend that on a new lamboghini then ? pimp

10-07-2004, 12:27 PM	#28
demented Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cincinnati Ohio Posts: 2,388	Smallest check I ever got was for $5 and some odd change... It's still laying around here somewhere.

10-07-2004, 12:28 PM	#29
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	heheh... just do whatever you did 4 million more times and you will be rolling in it!!

10-07-2004, 12:32 PM	#30
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	I guess that the sponsor is honest enough to pay you, even if it's only 4 cents.

10-07-2004, 12:42 PM	#31
SiMpLe Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Porn Central - California Posts: 3,221	DUDE! I got one for 3 cents... Now if I could only get 200 of these... I'D be able to by a pack of smokes and a Coke! woot! __________________ Sean Holland Vice President OrbitalPay / Global Electronic Technology (GET) SKYPE: iam.sean ::: sholland at orbitalpay.com 888-775-1500

10-07-2004, 12:51 PM	#32
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10-07-2004, 12:52 PM	#33
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	haha did u actually goto the bank to deposit it

10-07-2004, 01:07 PM	#34
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10-07-2004, 01:09 PM	#35
brutus Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Living in the bottle. Posts: 590	Thats nice check i got same kind of from Overture but it was huge 0.22 $ I guess it comes somehow through TradeDoubler or googleAds... ?! __________________

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10-07-2004, 01:11 PM	#37
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10-07-2004, 01:17 PM	#39
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10-07-2004, 01:24 PM	#40
andrey Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 6,505	I also got check from overture $3.24. Amazing!!! - I pay $25 fee to my bank for cashing each check. __________________

10-07-2004, 01:25 PM	#41
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10-07-2004, 01:26 PM	#42
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