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  • Raven
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 6874
    #1

    DORM BUCKS BEATS PORN KINGS - No Heart Attacks

    It was an exciting event.

    On a rare and beautiful sun-filled day, Dorm Bucks and Porn Kings met for the showdown 2.8 mile race around Green Lake.

    All the contenders were in great shape and ready to go.

    The players lined up; and, at my signal, took off running.

    Carol, who is everyone's favourite, ran her heart out, although I do believe talking to her mother may well have cost her the race.

    But, what can a daughter do when a mother calls. One must answer the call.

    Brett, unfortunately, chose to eat spaghetti prior to the race. While his heart was in the right place and his legs long and strong, he threw up.

    A lot.

    Big Ian from Porn Kings was brave, with the courage of the Lion.

    As it turned out, Tim from Dorm Bucks won, with Adam close on his heels.

    Big Ian came in third.

    Carole and Shorter than BrettJ Brett walked to the finish line, having enjoyed their stroll around the lake.

    All had a great time. Awards and prises were given out.

    A post race celebration was held at the famous Thrill Hammer house, with Daphna and Allen hosting. Wonderful time.

    Pizza and champagne, always a great combination, were served.

    A good time was had by all.

    CONGRATULATIONS TO DORM BUCKS AND CREW.

    Maybe next year, Porn Kings.
    Raven

    ~RETIRED~
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    • AdultNex
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2003
      • 8985
      #2
      What were the times?

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        • XxXotic
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          • Jun 2002
          • 8500
          #3
          what was breet thinking?
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            • Basic_man
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              • Oct 2003
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              #4
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                • Raven
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 6874
                  #5
                  Tim, ever adorable, ran very fast. His time is unknown at this time.

                  Brett, apparently, wasn't thinking.

                  Raven's hair, as always, was outstanding.
                  Raven

                  ~RETIRED~

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                    • Tev
                      Registered User
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 94
                      #6
                      The length of the run was 2.8 miles I think.

                      Tim did it in about 20 minutes

                      Adam was about a minute behind

                      Ian was a couple minutes behind Adam.

                      BrettJ who the hell knows, he got there eventually as did Carol and Brett.

                      The important part was the great time at the Thrillhammer House with Daphna and Allen, a couple of great people, thank you guys for having us there!
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                        • klik
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                          • Nov 2001
                          • 5092
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Raven
                          It was an exciting event.


                          Brett, unfortunately, chose to eat spaghetti prior to the race. While his heart was in the right place and his legs long and strong, he threw up.

                          A lot.
                          spaghetti puke will ruin anyones day.

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                            • Raven
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 6874
                              #8
                              Shorter than BrettJ Brett and Carol had all the time in the world.

                              And, took it.

                              The contents of Brett's expulsion will be for sale on Ebay early this afternoon. All bidders welcome.
                              Raven

                              ~RETIRED~

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                                • BrettJ
                                  ol' timer
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 4715
                                  #9
                                  whose fuck'n idea was that SERIOUSLY?!?!?

                                  my legs (thighs) are killing me. I found muscles I didn't think I had.

                                  Shit as it turned out. I guess I didn't have them =)

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                                    • Raven
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 6874
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by BrettJ
                                      whose fuck'n idea was that SERIOUSLY?!?!?

                                      my legs (thighs) are killing me. I found muscles I didn't think I had.

                                      Shit as it turned out. I guess I didn't have them =)
                                      So, what you're saying is:

                                      You are no longer 35. You're much closer to 40 now?

                                      No un aging?
                                      Raven

                                      ~RETIRED~

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                                        • Keev
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                                          • May 2001
                                          • 5335
                                          #11
                                          Brett never was a runner.....

                                          We were suppose to meet up with brett one night however after trying to save him in hollywood,florida from a couple of guys who were all over him,unfortunately he couldnt ditch them.

                                          The end result = brett happened to be walking alittle funny the next morning ... not sure if it was the guys or the alcohol that night

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                                            • Raven
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 6874
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Keev
                                              Brett never was a runner.....

                                              We were suppose to meet up with brett one night however after trying to save him in hollywood,florida from a couple of guys who were all over him,unfortunately he couldnt ditch them.

                                              The end result = brett happened to be walking alittle funny the next morning... not sure if it was the guys or the alcohol that night

                                              LOL
                                              Keev, darlin'....

                                              Brett has ALWAYS loved the cock.

                                              Frankly, we were surprised he made it around the lake. The thinking was he would be swooped up by someone and taken off to anal heaven.
                                              Raven

                                              ~RETIRED~

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                                                • BrettJ
                                                  ol' timer
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 4715
                                                  #13
                                                  you guys are fucked up.

                                                  the real story was they found out i shot college girl porn - and they were my new best friends. no anal. no cock. just porn-surfers that found their God.

                                                  Keev, didn't you end up meeting up with them for a little 3-way?

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                                                    • Raven
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 6874
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by BrettJ
                                                      you guys are fucked up.

                                                      the real story was they found out i shot college girl porn - and they were my new best friends. no anal. no cock. just porn-surfers that found their God.

                                                      Keev, didn't you end up meeting up with them for a little 3-way?
                                                      I believe it is you who is fucked up, my friend. I saw how those guys were fondling your, um, privates.

                                                      How much do you think we can get for your stomach contents on Ebay?
                                                      Raven

                                                      ~RETIRED~

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                                                        • Tev
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                          • 94
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by BrettJ
                                                          whose fuck'n idea was that SERIOUSLY?!?!?

                                                          my legs (thighs) are killing me. I found muscles I didn't think I had.

                                                          Shit as it turned out. I guess I didn't have them =)
                                                          I think the next time I am bringin a golf cart so I can video tape the entire race, including the vomit.

                                                          It was great to meet Midwest Mandy there.
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                                                            • Raven
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                              • 6874
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by klik


                                                              spaghetti puke will ruin anyones day.
                                                              Well....not exactly.

                                                              The champagne and pizza restored his youthful looks, if not his aging insides.
                                                              Raven

                                                              ~RETIRED~

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                                                                • Bigjohn
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 1118
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Raven


                                                                  Well....not exactly.

                                                                  The champagne and pizza restored his youthful looks, if not his aging insides.
                                                                  Those Vodka Lemonades seem to help some too, his loud groans when he tried to stand up turned into loud statements of "what the f*ck was I thinking"

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                                                                    • Peaches
                                                                      Old broad
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 13933
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I think merely finishing is a feat to be respected!

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                                                                        • Chichio
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                          • 1467
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Thanks for coming down, guys. It was a blast. My legs are really sore today and I think Brett is still feeling it cause he's back in bed right now. Hope the guy is gonna make it.

                                                                          Now I'm just lookin' for some of those pics everybody was takin' of our flustered faces.

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                                                                            • Carol@Pixipay
                                                                              I have traffic for sale
                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                              • 1118
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by BrettJ
                                                                              whose fuck'n idea was that SERIOUSLY?!?!?

                                                                              my legs (thighs) are killing me. I found muscles I didn't think I had.

                                                                              Shit as it turned out. I guess I didn't have them =)
                                                                              Brett dear it was your idea. I am terribly sorry you're sore. I might do you the same courtesy you did me and drop by your office Monday and laugh at you hobbling about!

                                                                              I had a wonderful stroll around the lake and am not even a touch sore!

                                                                              I had a fabulous time with everyone, as usual. Raven hon your hair is always fantasatic!!

                                                                              Tim I hope you've got your trophy properly displayed!!

                                                                              Can't wait to see everyone again!!

                                                                              Oh and Tev I can't wait to host with you!!

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                                                                                • Carol@Pixipay
                                                                                  I have traffic for sale
                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                  • 1118
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Bigjohn


                                                                                  Those Vodka Lemonades seem to help some too, his loud groans when he tried to stand up turned into loud statements of "what the f*ck was I thinking"
                                                                                  I'm still hurt that he took my Vodka Lemonade AFTER he gave it to me!!!

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                                                                                    • Raven
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                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                      • 6874
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Carol~Pornkings


                                                                                      I'm still hurt that he took my Vodka Lemonade AFTER he gave it to me!!!
                                                                                      How terribly uncouth, even for the kitchy Brett.

                                                                                      Peaches. I thought 'starting' was pretty courageous.

                                                                                      Tim. Flustered? More like triumphant.

                                                                                      John.....I think Brett pretty much owned that vodka all by himself. While he can't run for shit, he drinks like a champion.
                                                                                      Raven

                                                                                      ~RETIRED~

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                                                                                        • Why
                                                                                          MFBA
                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                          • 7230
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          i feel honored to know that ian's name has forever been changed to "Big Ian" hahahaha.

                                                                                          the revolution is coming!

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                                                                                            • Raven
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                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                              • 6874
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Why
                                                                                              i feel honored to know that ian's name has forever been changed to "Big Ian" hahahaha.

                                                                                              the revolution is coming!
                                                                                              Yes. It's official. We cracked a bottle of champagne over his head yesterday to launch his title.
                                                                                              Raven

                                                                                              ~RETIRED~

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                                                                                                • Bigjohn
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                  • 1118
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Carol~Pornkings


                                                                                                  I'm still hurt that he took my Vodka Lemonade AFTER he gave it to me!!!
                                                                                                  Don't feel bad, it was probably an involuntary muscle reaction caused by severe pain.

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                                                                                                    • Why
                                                                                                      MFBA
                                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                                      • 7230
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Raven


                                                                                                      Yes. It's official. We cracked a bottle of champagne over his head yesterday to launch his title.
                                                                                                      BrettJ will need to pass his torch someday as well. Short Brett is movin on up!

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                                                                                                        • Raven
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                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                          • 6874
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Why
                                                                                                          BrettJ will need to pass his torch someday as well. Short Brett is movin on up!
                                                                                                          That might take a while. BrettJ is pretty tall.

                                                                                                          I had a great time talking to NotAsTall Brett yesterday.

                                                                                                          But, missed you.

                                                                                                          And, we both decided it's TIME FOR YOU TO COME HOME!
                                                                                                          Raven

                                                                                                          ~RETIRED~

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                                                                                                            • Tev
                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                                                              • 94
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Raven
                                                                                                              John.....I think Brett pretty much owned that vodka all by himself. While he can't run for shit, he drinks like a champion.
                                                                                                              Well, he drinks anyway.

                                                                                                              He does whine about muscle pain like a champion though

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                                                                                                                • Bigjohn
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                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                  • 1118
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Raven


                                                                                                                  How terribly uncouth, even for the kitchy Brett.
                                                                                                                  Yes, but what did you expect.... he was drinking them out of a champange flute, so what does that tell ya!


                                                                                                                  John.....I think Brett pretty much owned that vodka all by himself. While he can't run for shit, he drinks like a champion.
                                                                                                                  You got that right! I expected him to start sucking on the bottle cap after he finished off the bottle

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                                                                                                                    • Raven
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                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                      • 6874
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Carol~Pornkings


                                                                                                                      Raven hon your hair is always fantasatic!!
                                                                                                                      When one's body is deteriorating, it is most important to have fantastic hair.

                                                                                                                      It was great seeing you, Carol. You crack me up!
                                                                                                                      Raven

                                                                                                                      ~RETIRED~

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                                                                                                                        • Why
                                                                                                                          MFBA
                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                          • 7230
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Raven


                                                                                                                          That might take a while. BrettJ is pretty tall.

                                                                                                                          I had a great time talking to NotAsTall Brett yesterday.

                                                                                                                          But, missed you.

                                                                                                                          And, we both decided it's TIME FOR YOU TO COME HOME!
                                                                                                                          or maybe its time for ya'll to come to the south.

                                                                                                                          it is winter time you know. or we can meet in the middle? vegas?

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                                                                                                                            • Raven
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                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                              • 6874
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Why
                                                                                                                              or maybe its time for ya'll to come to the south.
                                                                                                                              Come to the South?

                                                                                                                              Not even in a coma, sweets.
                                                                                                                              Raven

                                                                                                                              ~RETIRED~

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                                                                                                                                • Why
                                                                                                                                  MFBA
                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 7230
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Raven


                                                                                                                                  Come to the South?

                                                                                                                                  Not even in a coma, sweets.
                                                                                                                                  not the deep south! you lived in the back woods when you were down south.

                                                                                                                                  actually i bet if i lived anywehre but austin id be long gone by now. austin is a lot differant then many of the places iv been in the south.

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                                                                                                                                    • Chichio
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                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 1467
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Alright, I got our pics put together.

                                                                                                                                      Hope you like them

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                                                                                                                                        • kmanrox
                                                                                                                                          aka K-Man
                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 29295
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          1+1=3
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                                                                                                                                            • Chichio
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                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 1467
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                                                                                                              1+1=3
                                                                                                                                              nu ah,

                                                                                                                                              Let's make an even 500 posts, shall we?

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                                                                                                                                                • traffictrader
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                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 1331
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  It was a lot of fun guys...


                                                                                                                                                  Big big thanks to Allen and Daphna of thrillhammer for hosting the after party, it was a blast!

                                                                                                                                                  Now lets all get in shape for the triathlon next year ;)

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                                                                                                                                                    • Raven
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 6874
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Chichio
                                                                                                                                                      Alright, I got our pics put together.

                                                                                                                                                      Hope you like them

                                                                                                                                                      DormBucks vs. PornKings @ Greenlake Park 2/21/2004 (Gallery)
                                                                                                                                                      Awesome. Enough to put Seattle on the map.

                                                                                                                                                      Mandy looks particularly fetching and was very nice.

                                                                                                                                                      Not sure who had better legs..you or her.

                                                                                                                                                      Midwest Mandy
                                                                                                                                                      Raven

                                                                                                                                                      ~RETIRED~

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                                                                                                                                                        • Raven
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                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                          • 6874
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by traffictrader
                                                                                                                                                          It was a lot of fun guys...


                                                                                                                                                          Big big thanks to Allen and Daphna of thrillhammer for hosting the after party, it was a blast!

                                                                                                                                                          Now lets all get in shape for the triathlon next year ;)
                                                                                                                                                          Um. Didn't we have trouble walking the hill to Daphna and Allen's?

                                                                                                                                                          Triathlon?

                                                                                                                                                          Making note to self.

                                                                                                                                                          Feed BrettJ spaghetti and always be the judge.

                                                                                                                                                          It was nice meeting you, traffic trader
                                                                                                                                                          Raven

                                                                                                                                                          ~RETIRED~

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                                                                                                                                                            • AMN
                                                                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 97
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              no pics?
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                                                                                                                                                                • BrettJ
                                                                                                                                                                  ol' timer
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 4715
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by AMN
                                                                                                                                                                  no pics?
                                                                                                                                                                  uhhh. they were posted earlier in this thread

                                                                                                                                                                  http://www.dormbucks.com/parties/race04/

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Shoehorn!
                                                                                                                                                                      Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 22872
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Sounds like a good time. Post some pics if any exist.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • BrettJ
                                                                                                                                                                          ol' timer
                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                          • 4715
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
                                                                                                                                                                          Sounds like a good time. Post some pics if any exist.
                                                                                                                                                                          I'm sorry but are you guys retarded ?!?

                                                                                                                                                                          http://www.dormbucks.com/parties/race04/

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                                                                              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 58202
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by BrettJ


                                                                                                                                                                              uhhh. they were posted earlier in this thread

                                                                                                                                                                              http://www.dormbucks.com/parties/race04/
                                                                                                                                                                              thanks for the pics


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