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Old 10-01-2004, 03:16 AM   #1
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GFY is rapidly approaching the 5 millionth post mark

This place more popular than a Honeybaked ham in Ethiopia.
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Old 10-01-2004, 03:17 AM   #2
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Another post towards 5 mill see sig!!!
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Old 10-01-2004, 03:17 AM   #3
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I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.
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Old 10-01-2004, 03:23 AM   #4
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I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.
I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do.
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Old 10-01-2004, 03:23 AM   #5
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I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do.
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.
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Old 10-01-2004, 03:29 AM   #6
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this post i am making is part of that 5 million...so congrats gfy!
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Old 10-01-2004, 03:30 AM   #7
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Very cool, I bet there is gonna be some kick ass prizes to the one who grabs 5mil
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Old 10-01-2004, 03:30 AM   #8
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Very cool, I bet there is gonna be some kick ass prizes to the one who grabs 5mil
uhh...yea...a +1 to their post count.
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Old 10-01-2004, 03:32 AM   #9
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True. This place is getting faster and faster as time goes on! I love it! Bring on 5 mil!
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Old 10-01-2004, 03:35 AM   #10
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At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late.
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Old 10-01-2004, 03:39 AM   #11
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Old 10-01-2004, 03:42 AM   #12
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When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car.
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Old 10-01-2004, 03:43 AM   #13
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Too bad there are no contests this time, I would have been pretty close on my guesses.. not exact.. but close..
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Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time, people are going to get out of the way. Cars too!
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Old 10-01-2004, 03:46 AM   #15
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Too bad there are no contests this time, I would have been pretty close on my guesses.. not exact.. but close..
close doesnt win you prizes
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Old 10-01-2004, 04:27 AM   #16
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Old 10-01-2004, 05:27 AM   #17
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Very cool, I bet there is gonna be some kick ass prizes to the one who grabs 5mil
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Old 10-01-2004, 05:29 AM   #18
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its going faster and faster
It's prolly passed it by now.
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