GFY is rapidly approaching the 5 millionth post mark
 

This place more popular than a Honeybaked ham in Ethiopia.

Another post towards 5 mill see sig!!!

I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.

I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do.

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.

this post i am making is part of that 5 million...so congrats gfy!

Very cool, I bet there is gonna be some kick ass prizes to the one who grabs 5mil :thumbsup

uhh...yea...a +1 to their post count.

True. This place is getting faster and faster as time goes on! I love it! Bring on 5 mil!

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late.

who cares?

When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car.

Too bad there are no contests this time, I would have been pretty close on my guesses.. not exact.. but close..

Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time, people are going to get out of the way. Cars too!

close doesnt win you prizes

its going faster and faster

definitely

It's prolly passed it by now.