GFY is rapidly approaching the 5 millionth post mark - GoFuckYourself.com

Shoehorn! · 10-01-2004, 03:16 AM

This place more popular than a Honeybaked ham in Ethiopia.

media · 10-01-2004, 03:17 AM

Another post towards 5 mill see sig!!!

nofx · 10-01-2004, 03:17 AM

I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.

Shoehorn! · 10-01-2004, 03:23 AM

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Originally posted by nofx
I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.

I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do.

nofx · 10-01-2004, 03:23 AM

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I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do.

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.

theFeTiShLaDy · 10-01-2004, 03:29 AM

this post i am making is part of that 5 million...so congrats gfy!

Nicky · 10-01-2004, 03:30 AM

Very cool, I bet there is gonna be some kick ass prizes to the one who grabs 5mil

nofx · 10-01-2004, 03:30 AM

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Very cool, I bet there is gonna be some kick ass prizes to the one who grabs 5mil

uhh...yea...a +1 to their post count.

Living For Today · 10-01-2004, 03:32 AM

True. This place is getting faster and faster as time goes on! I love it! Bring on 5 mil!

Shoehorn! · 10-01-2004, 03:35 AM

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Originally posted by nofx
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late.

polish_aristocrat · 10-01-2004, 03:39 AM

who cares?

beemk · 10-01-2004, 03:42 AM

When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car.

media · 10-01-2004, 03:43 AM

Too bad there are no contests this time, I would have been pretty close on my guesses.. not exact.. but close..

beemk · 10-01-2004, 03:44 AM

Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time, people are going to get out of the way. Cars too!

beemk · 10-01-2004, 03:46 AM

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Originally posted by media
Too bad there are no contests this time, I would have been pretty close on my guesses.. not exact.. but close..

close doesnt win you prizes

Ar3s · 10-01-2004, 04:27 AM

its going faster and faster

Tricksy · 10-01-2004, 05:27 AM

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Originally posted by Nicky
Very cool, I bet there is gonna be some kick ass prizes to the one who grabs 5mil

definitely

Shoehorn! · 10-01-2004, 05:29 AM

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its going faster and faster

It's prolly passed it by now.

10-01-2004, 03:16 AM	#1
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nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him. __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

10-01-2004, 03:29 AM	#6
theFeTiShLaDy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,615	this post i am making is part of that 5 million...so congrats gfy! __________________ I'm a freelance babe!

10-01-2004, 03:30 AM	#7
Nicky Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 30,069	Very cool, I bet there is gonna be some kick ass prizes to the one who grabs 5mil __________________ gfynicky @ gmail.com

10-01-2004, 03:32 AM	#9
Living For Today Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 3,970	True. This place is getting faster and faster as time goes on! I love it! Bring on 5 mil!

10-01-2004, 03:39 AM	#11
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	who cares? __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

10-01-2004, 03:42 AM	#12
beemk CLICK HERE Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 20,829	When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car. __________________ I host with Vacares

10-01-2004, 03:43 AM	#13
media Confirmed Moneymaker Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Eugene, OR It's Like Jail, Only with Trees! Posts: 9,852	Too bad there are no contests this time, I would have been pretty close on my guesses.. not exact.. but close.. __________________ I'm here for the violence!

10-01-2004, 03:44 AM	#14
beemk CLICK HERE Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 20,829	Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time, people are going to get out of the way. Cars too! __________________ I host with Vacares

10-01-2004, 04:27 AM	#16
Ar3s So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: ICQ : 207880728 Posts: 4,307	its going faster and faster