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Webmasterbaby · 08-02-2001, 07:43 PM

got your attention

here it is "the joke"...

Marsha completed four weeks of dental restoration with
Dr. Morris Cohen the dentist.

She confided to her best friend that she had fallen in love
with her dentist ...and she was going to propose to him.

Her friend said, " Marsha your 34 years old, your beautiful,
you have dozens of men that adore you. Why this dentist?"

" Because he is the First man that ever said to me....
....SPIT, don' t SWALLOW. "

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Webmasterbaby · 08-02-2001, 07:45 PM

Got another one..

"Dead Goldfish"

Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered
over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing he politely asked
"What are you up to there Amy".

"My goldfish died" replied Amy tearfully and without looking up "and I just
buried him".

The neighbour was concerned, "that's an awfully big hole for a goldfish
isn't it".

Amy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "that's because he's
inside your fu..ing cat".

Webmasterbaby · 08-02-2001, 08:19 PM

GOOD ONE

A man and his secretary are having an affair, so one afternoon they get a
motel room and have strenuous sex. He's not used to the pace, so he falls
asleep afterwards and doesn't wake up until about 8:30 that night, at which
time he realizes it's late and that he has to get home.
He says to his secretary, Quick !While I get dressed, you take my shoes
outside and drag them around through the grass and mud. Puzzled, the
Secretary complies. When the man gets home about 9:30 his wife confronts
him
and asks him where he's been.
The man says,i cannot lie to you. I spent the better part of the day doing
my secretary in a Motel room, then I fell asleep, woke up later, and came
right home. The woman looks down at his shoes and says, You lying bastard,
you've been out playing golf again!

DarkJedi · 08-03-2001, 12:49 AM

me likes the dead fish joke

BruceM · 08-03-2001, 12:55 AM

Funny stuff!

My fave is the "Dead Fish" one as well...

BigDaddy · 08-03-2001, 06:21 AM

It's a good fucking joke.

08-02-2001, 07:43 PM	#1
Webmasterbaby Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 192	This is a Fu..ing JOKE !!! got your attention here it is "the joke"... Marsha completed four weeks of dental restoration with Dr. Morris Cohen the dentist. She confided to her best friend that she had fallen in love with her dentist ...and she was going to propose to him. Her friend said, " Marsha your 34 years old, your beautiful, you have dozens of men that adore you. Why this dentist?" " Because he is the First man that ever said to me.... ....SPIT, don' t SWALLOW. " Post Jokes here! ------------------ http://www.porn-haven.com TGP www.porn-haven.com/webmaster.html Submit no recip galleries!

08-02-2001, 07:45 PM	#2
Webmasterbaby Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 192	Got another one.. "Dead Goldfish" Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing he politely asked "What are you up to there Amy". "My goldfish died" replied Amy tearfully and without looking up "and I just buried him". The neighbour was concerned, "that's an awfully big hole for a goldfish isn't it". Amy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "that's because he's inside your fu..ing cat".

08-02-2001, 08:19 PM	#3
Webmasterbaby Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 192	GOOD ONE A man and his secretary are having an affair, so one afternoon they get a motel room and have strenuous sex. He's not used to the pace, so he falls asleep afterwards and doesn't wake up until about 8:30 that night, at which time he realizes it's late and that he has to get home. He says to his secretary, Quick !While I get dressed, you take my shoes outside and drag them around through the grass and mud. Puzzled, the Secretary complies. When the man gets home about 9:30 his wife confronts him and asks him where he's been. The man says,i cannot lie to you. I spent the better part of the day doing my secretary in a Motel room, then I fell asleep, woke up later, and came right home. The woman looks down at his shoes and says, You lying bastard, you've been out playing golf again!

08-03-2001, 12:49 AM	#4
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	me likes the dead fish joke

08-03-2001, 12:55 AM	#5
BruceM Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 4,084	Funny stuff! My fave is the "Dead Fish" one as well...

08-03-2001, 06:21 AM	#6
BigDaddy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: State of Confusion Posts: 244	It's a good fucking joke.