This is a Fu..ing JOKE !!!

Got another one..

"Dead Goldfish"

Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered
over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing he politely asked
"What are you up to there Amy".

"My goldfish died" replied Amy tearfully and without looking up "and I just
buried him".

The neighbour was concerned, "that's an awfully big hole for a goldfish
isn't it".

Amy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "that's because he's
inside your fu..ing cat".

GOOD ONE

A man and his secretary are having an affair, so one afternoon they get a
motel room and have strenuous sex. He's not used to the pace, so he falls
asleep afterwards and doesn't wake up until about 8:30 that night, at which
time he realizes it's late and that he has to get home.
He says to his secretary, Quick !While I get dressed, you take my shoes
outside and drag them around through the grass and mud. Puzzled, the
Secretary complies. When the man gets home about 9:30 his wife confronts
him
and asks him where he's been.
The man says,i cannot lie to you. I spent the better part of the day doing
my secretary in a Motel room, then I fell asleep, woke up later, and came
right home. The woman looks down at his shoes and says, You lying bastard,
you've been out playing golf again!

me likes the dead fish joke

Funny stuff!

My fave is the "Dead Fish" one as well...

It's a good fucking joke.