GOOD ONE
A man and his secretary are having an affair, so one afternoon they get a
motel room and have strenuous sex. He's not used to the pace, so he falls
asleep afterwards and doesn't wake up until about 8:30 that night, at which
time he realizes it's late and that he has to get home.
He says to his secretary, Quick !While I get dressed, you take my shoes
outside and drag them around through the grass and mud. Puzzled, the
Secretary complies. When the man gets home about 9:30 his wife confronts
him
and asks him where he's been.
The man says,i cannot lie to you. I spent the better part of the day doing
my secretary in a Motel room, then I fell asleep, woke up later, and came
right home. The woman looks down at his shoes and says, You lying bastard,
you've been out playing golf again!