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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: EARTH (for the time being)
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Is There Some Asshole In Your Life You Want To Beat With A Baseball Bat?
Is there some asshole in your life you want to beat with a baseball bat? A neighbor, a relative, an in-law, or even a co-worker or some online customer who drives you up the wall?
There's one guy in my neighborhood, he's like 'Dr. Smith' from the old 'Lost In Space' tv show. Everyone wants to beat him up. Even kids. Even the cops can't stand him. You know you're an asshole when the cops, the homeless guys and even the crazy street people want to beat you up. I had to let this guy know if he bothered me again I would grab him by his ankles and dribble his ass on the concrete and then slam dunk him into the nearest trash bin. He's left me alone ever since. But he's still annoying people in the neighborhood. Last guy I ever met like this ended up deep sixed when his crack pipe exploded. I had only met him once but everyone complained about him. Then one day a pal called in from the east coast talking about having a party cause this jerk's crack pipe exploded and killed him. Even the dead guy's sister and relatives had a party. |
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: In a shack by the beach
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Does it have to be a baseball bat? I'm more the lead filled pipe kinda girl ;)
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Ik ben een aap
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada!
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There's someone goes around close to were I live. He stabs people and beats people up when he's drunk or on drugs. So many people say they are gonna get him, I'm talking real hard men here but it never happens. You see him out and about.
He's no tagged by the police, he can't go out after 7pm at night but he still causes havoc when he is out. He never seems to go to jail either for what he does. He's still a kid, only 16 years old. As for all the hard men who are apparently gonna fuck him up, they are probably shit scared of him. He's a dangerous person and should be in Jail. I dunno how he keeps getting off, the Police have said to numerous people "as soon as he's 16 he's going down for a long time" Never happened. One day tho he's gonna fuck with the wrong people. Then its adios amigo ![]() |
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Banned from Kimmy's couch
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Down at Fraggle Rock
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So Fucking Banned
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Man, had that been my neighborhoods back in Brooklyn or the Bronx that kid would have had a one-day career of that shit before he became the poster boy for FUBAR Magazine. |
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Buck Starts Here
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I used to feel like that about some people....I am learning to just let things go.
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Ronin
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Live by the code Die by the code
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BACON BACON BACON
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet
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id rather not comment
but i so had alot to say here |
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#10 |
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 58,202
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Yes there are many, I would like to whack at.
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ICQ: 197-556-237
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: BRASIL !!!
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I would love to beat my neighbor...
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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YES!
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When it rains, it pours
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i don't have enemie, but if it comes to that point, i'll definitely used a much violent force known to human
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So Fucking Banned
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Ryde or Die
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yea theres alot of folks i wanna take a bat to
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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