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Greg B 09-27-2004 09:51 AM

Is There Some Asshole In Your Life You Want To Beat With A Baseball Bat?
 
Is there some asshole in your life you want to beat with a baseball bat? A neighbor, a relative, an in-law, or even a co-worker or some online customer who drives you up the wall?

There's one guy in my neighborhood, he's like 'Dr. Smith' from the old 'Lost In Space' tv show. Everyone wants to beat him up. Even kids. Even the cops can't stand him. You know you're an asshole when the cops, the homeless guys and even the crazy street people want to beat you up.

I had to let this guy know if he bothered me again I would grab him by his ankles and dribble his ass on the concrete and then slam dunk him into the nearest trash bin.

He's left me alone ever since. But he's still annoying people in the neighborhood.

Last guy I ever met like this ended up deep sixed when his crack pipe exploded. I had only met him once but everyone complained about him. Then one day a pal called in from the east coast talking about having a party cause this jerk's crack pipe exploded and killed him. Even the dead guy's sister and relatives had a party.

Kimmykim 09-27-2004 09:54 AM

Does it have to be a baseball bat? I'm more the lead filled pipe kinda girl ;)

Ross 09-27-2004 09:55 AM

There's someone goes around close to were I live. He stabs people and beats people up when he's drunk or on drugs. So many people say they are gonna get him, I'm talking real hard men here but it never happens. You see him out and about.

He's no tagged by the police, he can't go out after 7pm at night but he still causes havoc when he is out. He never seems to go to jail either for what he does. He's still a kid, only 16 years old.

As for all the hard men who are apparently gonna fuck him up, they are probably shit scared of him. He's a dangerous person and should be in Jail. I dunno how he keeps getting off, the Police have said to numerous people "as soon as he's 16 he's going down for a long time" Never happened.

One day tho he's gonna fuck with the wrong people. Then its adios amigo :)

Zebra 09-27-2004 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Does it have to be a baseball bat? I'm more the lead filled pipe kinda girl ;)
KimmyKim with the lead pipe in the library. Poor Col. Mustard, he never had a chance. :(

Greg B 09-27-2004 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
There's someone goes around close to were I live. He stabs people and beats people up when he's drunk or on drugs. So many people say they are gonna get him, I'm talking real hard men here but it never happens. You see him out and about.

He's no tagged by the police, he can't go out after 7pm at night but he still causes havoc when he is out. He never seems to go to jail either for what he does. He's still a kid, only 16 years old.

As for all the hard men who are apparently gonna fuck him up, they are probably shit scared of him. He's a dangerous person and should be in Jail. I dunno how he keeps getting off, the Police have said to numerous people "as soon as he's 16 he's going down for a long time" Never happened.

One day tho he's gonna fuck with the wrong people. Then its adios amigo :)

What? He goes around stabbing and beating people up and they won't arrest him??? Where the hell do you live, in Iran??? If he's only 16 years old where are his parents? Everybody he's battered and assaulted to file a lawsuit against his parents and the cops for negligence. There's no way in the world they could be so negligent. Stabbing? Beating people up? WTF???

Man, had that been my neighborhoods back in Brooklyn or the Bronx that kid would have had a one-day career of that shit before he became the poster boy for FUBAR Magazine.

wyldblyss 09-27-2004 10:22 AM

I used to feel like that about some people....I am learning to just let things go.

xato 09-27-2004 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wyldblyss
I used to feel like that about some people....I am learning to just let things go.
yea otherwise i would be beating people with baseball bats all day long

gangbangjoe 09-27-2004 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xato
yea otherwise i would be beating people with baseball bats all day long

exactly

Phoenix 09-27-2004 11:17 AM

id rather not comment

but i so had alot to say here

Vitasoy 09-27-2004 11:22 AM

Yes there are many, I would like to whack at.

tranza 09-27-2004 11:58 AM

I would love to beat my neighbor...

:feels-hot

sherie 09-27-2004 12:00 PM

YES!

loverboy 09-27-2004 12:04 PM

i don't have enemie, but if it comes to that point, i'll definitely used a much violent force known to human

boobmaster 09-27-2004 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greg B
Is there some asshole in your life you want to beat with a baseball bat? A neighbor, a relative, an in-law, or even a co-worker or some online customer who drives you up the wall?

There's one guy in my neighborhood, he's like 'Dr. Smith' from the old 'Lost In Space' tv show. Everyone wants to beat him up. Even kids. Even the cops can't stand him. You know you're an asshole when the cops, the homeless guys and even the crazy street people want to beat you up.

I had to let this guy know if he bothered me again I would grab him by his ankles and dribble his ass on the concrete and then slam dunk him into the nearest trash bin.

He's left me alone ever since. But he's still annoying people in the neighborhood.

Last guy I ever met like this ended up deep sixed when his crack pipe exploded. I had only met him once but everyone complained about him. Then one day a pal called in from the east coast talking about having a party cause this jerk's crack pipe exploded and killed him. Even the dead guy's sister and relatives had a party.

You have a lot of love in you heart for people, don't you?

wdsguy 09-27-2004 12:06 PM

yea theres alot of folks i wanna take a bat to

boobmaster 09-27-2004 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greg B
Man, had that been my neighborhoods back in Brooklyn or the Bronx that kid would have had a one-day career of that shit before he became the poster boy for FUBAR Magazine.
.... and YOU would be in prison getting assfucked by a lifer named Buba.

Kimmykim 09-27-2004 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebra
KimmyKim with the lead pipe in the library. Poor Col. Mustard, he never had a chance. :(
Better than Miss Peacock in the study with the revolver ;)


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