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Old 09-19-2004, 01:10 PM   #1
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Can I give my "girlfriend" just a dvd player for her 21st bday?

My "girlfriend"s 21st bday is tomorrow, she just moved into a new place and one of her old roomies took the dvd player (to england). So they have just been watching em on their laptops or whatever.


Can I buy her just a dvd player or is that too sappy?

I gotta buy her flowers too don't I? I don't want to spend too much because I don't want her to think I totally like her still because I don't want to hurt her feelings too bad when we inevitably break up for good.


But I want to watch dvds at her place when I'm over on a larger screen...... can I just buy her a dvd player and no flowers or will she get really pissed?
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Old 09-19-2004, 01:11 PM   #2
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buy her a dvd player and a box of condoms
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Old 09-19-2004, 01:11 PM   #3
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Buy yourself a new one and give her your old one. No point in getting too pimp on her.
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ermm from what I know the dvd player that they took to england would be almost useless unless they took a collection of dvds they bought here



and buying a dvd player for a 21st birthday? that is pretty fuckin cheap dont ya think ?
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Old 09-19-2004, 01:11 PM   #5
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Buy yourself a new one and give her your old one. No point in getting too pimp on her.

wow how cheap can you get LOL!
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Old 09-19-2004, 01:13 PM   #6
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Buy her a dvd player and some flowers, thats like max 100bucks man.......thats not even gambling money......
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Old 09-19-2004, 01:13 PM   #7
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and buying a dvd player for a 21st birthday? that is pretty fuckin cheap dont ya think ?
Kinda.

60 bucks...same as flowers. My real question is will she freak out because of the lack of romance in the gift? I don't want to buy her both she'll totally think we are like FULLY back together when I just want 50% of the relationship.


Will she freak at a dvd player gift?
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Old 09-19-2004, 01:15 PM   #8
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I dunno if I'm really gonna get any answers here if I don't know myself....I just want to still get laid, but not have her think im soo lovey dovey with her by giving her both flowers and dvd player (poor art students would consider this a generous gift I think)
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Old 09-19-2004, 01:16 PM   #9
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Old 09-19-2004, 01:16 PM   #10
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get her a bottle of champagne
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get her a bottle of champagne

got her a bottle of moet two nights ago when she got back from out of town. i'll probably bring another one tomorrow, but mostly for my own benefit.
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Now THAT is a good point. GFY advice on women should be followed in the opposite, maybe that's the way to go.
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Old 09-19-2004, 01:17 PM   #14
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if you can..i wuld get her a nice dvd player and some movies.



dont worry about being sappy..if you have to worry about that..you have the wrong girl
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Her is a Paul Water's tip for you.

Buy her the dvd player. Give it to her unwrapped and say that you knew she needed it, but you want to take her out to get her something personal.

Take her out, and

1) Buy her a single long stem rose.
2) An expensive chocolate
3) A teddy bear
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She will love you. And she will tell all her girlfriends how wonderful you are.

So when the two of you break up, the girlfriends will be all over you.

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Old 09-19-2004, 01:21 PM   #16
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get her the dvd player and a bottle of something very nice for her 21st. that way you can get her drunk, she wont realize how cheap the gift is, she might put out, and if she passes out you can watch dvds
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Old 09-19-2004, 01:22 PM   #17
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the last two posts are making a lot of sense!
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buy her the dvd player. What difference does it make what she thinks if you plan on breaking up with her not too long from now
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Old 09-19-2004, 01:31 PM   #19
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From a female?s point of view! Get her the DVD and let her know that you wanted to get her something she did not have. Get her flowers and take her out for dinner.

Follow Paul?s advice but wrap the damn thing, girls always like to open presents.

Think of it as an investment LoL
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Old 09-19-2004, 01:34 PM   #20
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I thought your girls are usually younger than 21.
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Old 09-19-2004, 01:35 PM   #21
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From a female?s point of view! Get her the DVD and let her know that you wanted to get her something she did not have. Get her flowers and take her out for dinner.

Follow Paul?s advice but wrap the damn thing, girls always like to open presents.

Think of it as an investment LoL

I guess I'll probably go all the way. Blah.
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I thought your girls are usually younger than 21.
She is...untill tomorrow.


Now that I'm 21 I've been dating 21 and older in addition to this girl (because of our makeup breakup bullshit I feel I can date other girls while dating her)


last 2 girls I fucked besides her were 23 and 26.
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Follow Paul?s advice but wrap the damn thing, girls always like to open presents.
Aside to guys: Always listen to a female when she is giving advice about how to treat females.

But zazzouche a followup... Is not unwrapping and seeing a DVD player not a bit of a let down?

Perhaps getting the teddy bear in advance and having it wrapped is better?
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Buy her the DVD player and go rent some sappy movie that she likes.
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Old 09-19-2004, 01:46 PM   #26
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I'd say get the DVD player (wrapped or not) and announce you're taking her to dinner of her choice. After that it's only as romantic as you mutually allow it.
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Just give her a nice hard fuck and she should be happy!

But...........21 is kinda special. Buy her some new tits! Its the gift that keeps on giving.
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why not?. it's not that bad.. shell be happy for that.
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Old 09-19-2004, 07:59 PM   #31
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a dvd player will do! i think she'll like it! it'll be more sweet if you'll give her flowers also!
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girls want something personal and sentimental that says I love you like jewlrey. A diamond heart pendant from kay is perfect or a bracelet. You dont have to spend a lot but then she has something to show off to her friends. Like see how much he likes me!
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My "girlfriend"s 21st bday is tomorrow, she just moved into a new place and one of her old roomies took the dvd player (to england). So they have just been watching em on their laptops or whatever.


Can I buy her just a dvd player or is that too sappy?

I gotta buy her flowers too don't I? I don't want to spend too much because I don't want her to think I totally like her still because I don't want to hurt her feelings too bad when we inevitably break up for good.


But I want to watch dvds at her place when I'm over on a larger screen...... can I just buy her a dvd player and no flowers or will she get really pissed?
just throw in a movie she likes and youre good to go
shell think it was so sweet of you to get her the player and her fav movie
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Her is a Paul Water's tip for you.

Buy her the dvd player. Give it to her unwrapped and say that you knew she needed it, but you want to take her out to get her something personal.

Take her out, and

1) Buy her a single long stem rose.
2) An expensive chocolate
3) A teddy bear
4) Some lingerie

She will love you. And she will tell all her girlfriends how wonderful you are.

So when the two of you break up, the girlfriends will be all over you.

Yea, you have to have it wrapped.


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Aside to guys: Always listen to a female when she is giving advice about how to treat females.

But zazzouche a followup... Is not unwrapping and seeing a DVD player not a bit of a let down?

Perhaps getting the teddy bear in advance and having it wrapped is better?
Why would a DVD be a let down? You know you can shower your girl with gifts every day, week, month or year but a thoughtful gift like a DVD that both of you will enjoy is really sweet. (just don?t tell her you realllllllyyyy want to watch DVDs)

Sometime women appreciate a thoughtful gift more than an expensive gift.

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i'll probably bring another one tomorrow, but mostly for my own benefit.
Sounds like that's why you're wantin to get her a dvd player too..
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It depends on the type of relationship you have with her. You can give her the DVD player, but make sure to do something romantic and unexpected so that she can have wonderful memories of that day. Why don't you hide diamond earrings in the DVD box?
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The answer is simple.

Buy her the DVD player, and load it with a VCD that you make with your CD-R (easy) that displays a vase of roses with Happy Birthday Whateveryournameis on it.




something like this might work....



But someone should photoshop that "I Love you bit" and say "This doesn't mean we're fully back together." Or whatever you want to say.



Anyway, the flowers will never die or grow old (just like your love for each other... bahahah) and you'll seem like the most romantic and creative guy ever. Yay for grogans.

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buy her the dvd player and a movie she likes that should make it better
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Buy her ticket to Atlanta...Ill take care of the rest. 21 is a bit old for me but Ill help you out.
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Sounds like a good present to me....
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a dvd player cost 50 bucks, she will suck your cock for it..
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Go to Radio Shack, they are about 35 bucks nowadays. Make sure to also get her Titantic, a Coke and a smile and call it a day.
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Buy her the DVD player, and load it with a VCD that you make with your CD-R (easy) that displays a vase of roses with Happy Birthday Whateveryournameis on it.


A burned vcd? Don't cheap out on the movie!
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Old 09-20-2004, 12:09 AM   #47
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give her a dvd player box w/ a brick inside

then when she says wtf, you say "ha! you thought i was gonna give you something cheesy like electronics on your special day, no way!"

then go out for pizza
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Take her out for a cheap dinner and spend the $60 getting her really, really, really drunk.

Hit her in the pooper when she passses out. Film it. Sell it. Buy yourself a new home theatre and hotter girl with proceeds.

Okay, okay .. Maybe that's not a very good idea.

Give her the DVD player, but to take the "just friends" edge off the gift, include a sappy girl movie.
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Go to a pawn shop and get her a $20 dvd player and the a cemetary to get some nice fresh free flowers. That way your out only $20...
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