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Take her out for a cheap dinner and spend the $60 getting her really, really, really drunk.
Hit her in the pooper when she passses out. Film it. Sell it. Buy yourself a new home theatre and hotter girl with proceeds.
Okay, okay .. Maybe that's not a very good idea.
Give her the DVD player, but to take the "just friends" edge off the gift, include a sappy girl movie.
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