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EROTEEK · 09-23-2004, 11:57 PM

.... i was just wondering, WHY most men knows shit about fucking ? WHY they imagine that pumping me until i bang my head on the wall at the top of the bed is fun? WHY do they imagine that fucking is some sort of sport, that performance when you fuck means how fast you move your ass, or how hard you stroke...Girls, please educate them....
Yours sincere...EMY

Fucksakes · 09-23-2004, 11:59 PM

my girl likes me to keep it deep and push slowly until she is getting near, than i can do the olympics.

but not all girls are the same.

Tempest · 09-24-2004, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EROTEEK
.... i was just wondering, WHY most men knows shit about fucking ? WHY they imagine that pumping me until i bang my head on the wall at the top of the bed is fun? WHY do they imagine that fucking is some sort of sport, that performance when you fuck means how fast you move your ass, or how hard you stroke...Girls, please educate them....
Yours sincere...EMY

The problem is that you think most men actualy give a shit about how you like it... They don't... Now things should become clear to you..

imafuckingaussie · 09-24-2004, 12:03 AM

Inset dick in and out till your done, thats all there is isnt it? lol

Marcus Aurelius · 09-24-2004, 12:07 AM

I always keep a note taped to the headboard so i remember how to fuck.

NOTE TO SELF:

1. put in
2. pull out
3. repeat if necessary.

pornguy · 09-24-2004, 12:10 AM

Why dont women remember the following rule to help us out a little.

If you want sex at bed time, reach over and give the love wand a few pulls. If you dont want sex, then give it about 3thousand pulls.

Regards, PG

jade_dragon · 09-24-2004, 12:10 AM

LOL some of us know better madam but Tempest is correct, most guys can care less if you get yours and society makes it ok basically.

PenetratinP · 09-24-2004, 12:13 AM

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Originally posted by pornguy
Why dont women remember the following rule to help us out a little.

If you want sex at bed time, reach over and give the love wand a few pulls. If you dont want sex, then give it about 3thousand pulls.

Regards, PG

that is an exellent rule....seriously.

zentz · 09-24-2004, 12:13 AM

i fuck the way i love it, not the way she wants

Jdoughs · 09-24-2004, 12:16 AM

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Originally posted by zentz
i fuck the way i love it, not the way she wants

I dunno i always get told "FASTER"

Long as she dont say "DEEPER"

Fucksakes · 09-24-2004, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PenetratinP
that is an exellent rule....seriously.

thats one serious cumshot in your sig, got peter north beat hands down.

Manowar · 09-24-2004, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
I always keep a note taped to the headboard so i remember how to fuck.

NOTE TO SELF:

1. put in
2. pull out
3. repeat if necessary.

Tempest · 09-24-2004, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jdoughs

Long as she dont say "DEEPER"

Buy a FAST SIZE!!!! Click my LINK!!!!

oh.. I don't have one... never mind..

EROTEEK · 09-24-2004, 12:34 AM

Quote:

i fuck the way i love it, not the way she wants

...oh, ok, sorry, if that's the rule, I have to remember next time we fuck maybe i am i a "CHEWY" mood....

Fukeneh · 09-24-2004, 12:38 AM

this thread makes me laugh, my last GF just wanted to get fucked good and hard, as fast sa i can go. and as hard as i can go. she liked quickies, so it was all good.

EROTEEK · 09-24-2004, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Fukeneh - this thread makes me laugh, my last GF just wanted to get fucked good and hard, as fast sa i can go. and as hard as i can go. she liked quickies, so it was all good.

LMAO, that's what i ALLWAYS ask when i just try to be polite......

Ross · 09-24-2004, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
I always keep a note taped to the headboard so i remember how to fuck.

NOTE TO SELF:

1. put in
2. pull out
3. repeat if necessary.

integrated · 09-24-2004, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EROTEEK
.... i was just wondering, WHY most men knows shit about fucking ? WHY they imagine that pumping me until i bang my head on the wall at the top of the bed is fun? WHY do they imagine that fucking is some sort of sport, that performance when you fuck means how fast you move your ass, or how hard you stroke...Girls, please educate them....
Yours sincere...EMY

you should learn how to host a picture

most bitches just lay back and complain what you do wrong.

why dont you step up and do it you whore

graphicsbytia · 09-24-2004, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EROTEEK
.... i was just wondering, WHY most men knows shit about fucking ? WHY they imagine that pumping me until i bang my head on the wall at the top of the bed is fun? WHY do they imagine that fucking is some sort of sport, that performance when you fuck means how fast you move your ass, or how hard you stroke...Girls, please educate them....
Yours sincere...EMY

I think you may be in need of a little discipline

polish_aristocrat · 09-24-2004, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tempest
The problem is that you think most men actualy give a shit about how you like it... They don't... Now things should become clear to you..

Drake · 09-24-2004, 02:24 AM

I didn't think women under the age of 30 really enjoyed sex anyway so didn't matter how it was approached. Hmm, ya learn something new everyday.

liquidmoe · 09-24-2004, 02:26 AM

The girl Im having sex with now always got off well when it was fast and hard, but then I learned she likes it slow too, so long as its still hard, go figure right? Guys are so much less complicated

graphicsbytia · 09-24-2004, 02:26 AM

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Originally posted by Mike33
I didn't think women under the age of 30 really enjoyed sex anyway so didn't matter how it was approached. Hmm, ya learn something new everyday.

hmm... sounds like you know something Mike

Drake · 09-24-2004, 02:28 AM

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Originally posted by graphicsbytia
hmm... sounds like you know something Mike

Well women of all ages will SAY they enjoy it but there is a clear difference. My experience is younger women tend to do it for status and to make you happy. Women above 30 tend to genuinely enjoy it, if they're sexually active, and can be just as aggressive if not more than you are.

For a young man, it's a win win situation anyhow

nofx · 09-24-2004, 02:32 AM

I dont have sex, I make love.

graphicsbytia · 09-24-2004, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike33
Well women of all ages will SAY they enjoy it but there is a clear difference. My experience is younger women tend to do it for status and to make you happy. Women above 30 tend to genuinely enjoy it, if they're sexually active, and can be just as aggressive if not more than you are.

For a young man, it's a win win situation anyhow

You're right.. I never really enjoyed sex much until I was in my 40's

you gotta be selfish to enjoy sex, it's hard for a woman to learn that

Kicker · 09-24-2004, 02:33 AM

You need kamasutra

boardersweetie · 09-24-2004, 02:35 AM

The problem is first you have to find a guy who gives a fuck if you get off or not.... then you have to guide him, since every girl likes it different. I love finding those guys who think sex is 10x hotter when a girl cums, they're so fun.

Drake · 09-24-2004, 02:37 AM

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Originally posted by Kicker
You need kamasutra

Depends... just be careful. Once upon a time a partner and I almost became paralyzed trying that stuff out

Drake · 09-24-2004, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by graphicsbytia
You're right.. I never really enjoyed sex much until I was in my 40's

you gotta be selfish to enjoy sex, it's hard for a woman to learn that

You found your niche girl. I'll drink to that

xclusive · 09-24-2004, 02:39 AM

I like to change it up on my wife all the time sometimes I just grab her and fuck the shit out of her and other times I just take it slow and easy...

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 09-24-2004, 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boardersweetie
I love finding those guys who think sex is 10x hotter when a girl cums, they're so fun.

s9ann0 · 09-24-2004, 06:00 AM

where can I get lessons ?

evelknievel · 09-24-2004, 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boardersweetie
The problem is first you have to find a guy who gives a fuck if you get off or not.... then you have to guide him, since every girl likes it different. I love finding those guys who think sex is 10x hotter when a girl cums, they're so fun.

heard you were looking for me...
How you doin?

Vitasoy · 09-24-2004, 07:04 AM

I got the book of Karma sutra...

ATL_Ryan · 09-24-2004, 07:08 AM

How many strokes does it take to get to the creamy center of a cocksicle?

Don't stop until you get the answer bitch!

tranza · 09-24-2004, 07:16 AM

Could you be so kind to explain to us how to fuck then?

FlyingIguana · 09-24-2004, 07:22 AM

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Originally posted by tranza
Could you be so kind to explain to us how to fuck then?

in, squirt and out

there done

ezrydn · 09-24-2004, 07:25 AM

My dad told me a joke many, many years ago which I found to be, not a joke, but the truth.

"Old bull and young bull standing on a hill, looking down at a herd of heffers. Young bull is hopping around, saying, "Let's, let's, let's run down there and make love to one of them heffers."

"Old bull looks at him and says, "No, let's WALK down and make love to ALL of them!"

I think the women here agree, you get them off and there's no way you'll walk away unsatisfied.

Myself, I like "hours" rather than "minutes." While there's a time for "fast," there's more time for "slow." I'd rather be "in" than "off."

What say you, ladies???

longbrick · 09-24-2004, 07:25 AM

(need help) how do you have great sex if you ejaculate too fast?

ezrydn · 09-24-2004, 07:27 AM

You learn "C-O-N-T-R-O-L." Ask any woman. She'll show you how. That is, if you're not to macho to ask. It was a woman who taught me "dusk to dawn."

Gruntled · 09-24-2004, 07:37 AM

You guys work in porn, and haven't picked up any pointers?

Paul Markham · 09-24-2004, 07:54 AM

Why are women so fast to complain about men fucking badly? EROTEEK it's a joint venture it takes two to tango.

I've fucked well over my fair share of women and love to give pleasure, anyone who has met me and Eva will tell you her smile is permanent, but one of the things I find is a lot of women can't fuck to save there life.

They fall into different catagories.

(A) You are so lucky I'm letting you.

(B) Move in the wrong direction at the wrong time.

(C) Spend all night stroking my leg or neck, get wise what turns you on does not turn me on.

(D) Those that take two hours to orgasm. Honey it is not my fault that you are slow.

(E) Those that take 30 seconds and after 15 minutes have had enough.

(F) Those that think I want my hearing impaired or the people in the next town to know I'm getting laid.

(G) Those that start threads complaining about men's performance assuming they are God's gift to the art of love making because they have a pussy.

I will not even start about the ones who could not give good head if their life depended on it. "Please don't come in my mouth" She says, while I'm losing my erection because she is crap at it.

EROTEEK until you can prove that you are a good lover do us a favour and STFU!!

*End rant*

Paul Markham · 09-24-2004, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boardersweetie
The problem is first you have to find a guy who gives a fuck if you get off or not.... then you have to guide him, since every girl likes it different. I love finding those guys who think sex is 10x hotter when a girl cums, they're so fun.

Exactly, give him some pointers. It's not as if you all like the same thing.

I'm fun then?

Peter Romero · 09-24-2004, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
Why are women so fast to complain about men fucking badly? EROTEEK it's a joint venture it takes two to tango.

I will not even start about the ones who could not give good head if their life depended on it. "Please don't come in my mouth" She says, while I'm losing my erection because she is crap at it.

I have yet to find a girl who even ASKS if she could cum in my mouth, or wants me to stop and use my hand right before she has an orgasm. But, from her, I'll take a load in the face, leave the stuff on, rub it around and use it as mouthwash, lube, cologne or a desert topping.

Oh, and BTW - I'm a porn star & I've only gotten good head from a handfull of women in my life. Put some damn effort into it at least. I can take about 45 seconds of bad head.

groark · 09-24-2004, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by longbrick
(need help) how do you have great sex if you ejaculate too fast?

You can come a second time.
Or yerk off

doober · 09-24-2004, 09:07 AM

Its called cock worshiping!!!!

Learn how to suck a good dick and I gurantee you that your man will be out to please you....

To bring your Oral skillz to par you must practice 2-3 times per day!

get to it or you will never have a good fuck

rml1608 · 09-24-2004, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
I always keep a note taped to the headboard so i remember how to fuck.

NOTE TO SELF:

1. put in
2. pull out
3. repeat if necessary.

I pity you if you don't have to repeat !!

Goatse · 09-25-2004, 12:14 AM

Why don't you just get on top and control the whole thing yourself then?

Ironhorse · 09-25-2004, 12:15 AM

You need to fuck more artists

09-23-2004, 11:57 PM	#1
EROTEEK Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Transylvania...no kidding Posts: 419	Learn how to FUCK PLEASE..... .... i was just wondering, WHY most men knows shit about fucking ? WHY they imagine that pumping me until i bang my head on the wall at the top of the bed is fun? WHY do they imagine that fucking is some sort of sport, that performance when you fuck means how fast you move your ass, or how hard you stroke...Girls, please educate them.... Yours sincere...EMY __________________ EROTEEK STUDIOS Yahoo: Eroteek_Studios ICQ: 346685131 CUSTOM AND EXCLUSIVE CONTENT

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09-23-2004, 11:59 PM	#2
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09-24-2004, 12:07 AM	#5
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	I always keep a note taped to the headboard so i remember how to fuck. NOTE TO SELF: 1. put in 2. pull out 3. repeat if necessary.

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Fukeneh Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Location: Location: Posts: 1,245	this thread makes me laugh, my last GF just wanted to get fucked good and hard, as fast sa i can go. and as hard as i can go. she liked quickies, so it was all good.

09-24-2004, 02:24 AM	#21
Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	I didn't think women under the age of 30 really enjoyed sex anyway so didn't matter how it was approached. Hmm, ya learn something new everyday.

09-24-2004, 02:26 AM	#22
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09-24-2004, 02:35 AM	#28
boardersweetie Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Santa Barbara, ICQ 301-613-472 Posts: 1,889	The problem is first you have to find a guy who gives a fuck if you get off or not.... then you have to guide him, since every girl likes it different. I love finding those guys who think sex is 10x hotter when a girl cums, they're so fun.

09-24-2004, 02:39 AM	#31
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09-24-2004, 07:25 AM	#39
ezrydn Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Guadalajara, MX Posts: 695	My dad told me a joke many, many years ago which I found to be, not a joke, but the truth. "Old bull and young bull standing on a hill, looking down at a herd of heffers. Young bull is hopping around, saying, "Let's, let's, let's run down there and make love to one of them heffers." "Old bull looks at him and says, "No, let's WALK down and make love to ALL of them!" I think the women here agree, you get them off and there's no way you'll walk away unsatisfied. Myself, I like "hours" rather than "minutes." While there's a time for "fast," there's more time for "slow." I'd rather be "in" than "off." What say you, ladies??? Last edited by ezrydn; 09-24-2004 at 07:26 AM..

09-24-2004, 07:25 AM	#40
longbrick Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 913	(need help) how do you have great sex if you ejaculate too fast?

09-24-2004, 07:27 AM	#41
ezrydn Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Guadalajara, MX Posts: 695	You learn "C-O-N-T-R-O-L." Ask any woman. She'll show you how. That is, if you're not to macho to ask. It was a woman who taught me "dusk to dawn."

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09-24-2004, 07:54 AM	#43
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Why are women so fast to complain about men fucking badly? EROTEEK it's a joint venture it takes two to tango. I've fucked well over my fair share of women and love to give pleasure, anyone who has met me and Eva will tell you her smile is permanent, but one of the things I find is a lot of women can't fuck to save there life. They fall into different catagories. (A) You are so lucky I'm letting you. (B) Move in the wrong direction at the wrong time. (C) Spend all night stroking my leg or neck, get wise what turns you on does not turn me on. (D) Those that take two hours to orgasm. Honey it is not my fault that you are slow. (E) Those that take 30 seconds and after 15 minutes have had enough. (F) Those that think I want my hearing impaired or the people in the next town to know I'm getting laid. (G) Those that start threads complaining about men's performance assuming they are God's gift to the art of love making because they have a pussy. I will not even start about the ones who could not give good head if their life depended on it. "Please don't come in my mouth" She says, while I'm losing my erection because she is crap at it. EROTEEK until you can prove that you are a good lover do us a favour and STFU!! End rant __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

09-24-2004, 09:07 AM	#47
doober Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: in yoOoo kitchen Posts: 6,984	Its called cock worshiping!!!! Learn how to suck a good dick and I gurantee you that your man will be out to please you.... To bring your Oral skillz to par you must practice 2-3 times per day! get to it or you will never have a good fuck

09-25-2004, 12:14 AM	#49
Goatse Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2,086	Why don't you just get on top and control the whole thing yourself then?

09-25-2004, 12:15 AM	#50
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