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Old 09-24-2004, 07:54 AM  
Paul Markham
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Why are women so fast to complain about men fucking badly? EROTEEK it's a joint venture it takes two to tango.

I've fucked well over my fair share of women and love to give pleasure, anyone who has met me and Eva will tell you her smile is permanent, but one of the things I find is a lot of women can't fuck to save there life.

They fall into different catagories.

(A) You are so lucky I'm letting you.

(B) Move in the wrong direction at the wrong time.

(C) Spend all night stroking my leg or neck, get wise what turns you on does not turn me on.

(D) Those that take two hours to orgasm. Honey it is not my fault that you are slow.

(E) Those that take 30 seconds and after 15 minutes have had enough.

(F) Those that think I want my hearing impaired or the people in the next town to know I'm getting laid.

(G) Those that start threads complaining about men's performance assuming they are God's gift to the art of love making because they have a pussy.

I will not even start about the ones who could not give good head if their life depended on it. "Please don't come in my mouth" She says, while I'm losing my erection because she is crap at it.

EROTEEK until you can prove that you are a good lover do us a favour and STFU!!

*End rant*
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