Learn how to FUCK PLEASE.....
 

.... i was just wondering, WHY most men knows shit about fucking ? WHY they imagine that pumping me until i bang my head on the wall at the top of the bed is fun? WHY do they imagine that fucking is some sort of sport, that performance when you fuck means how fast you move your ass, or how hard you stroke...Girls, please educate them....
Yours sincere...EMY

my girl likes me to keep it deep and push slowly until she is getting near, than i can do the olympics.

but not all girls are the same.

The problem is that you think most men actualy give a shit about how you like it... They don't... Now things should become clear to you.. :)

Inset dick in and out till your done, thats all there is isnt it? lol

I always keep a note taped to the headboard so i remember how to fuck.

NOTE TO SELF:

1. put in
2. pull out
3. repeat if necessary.

Why dont women remember the following rule to help us out a little.

If you want sex at bed time, reach over and give the love wand a few pulls. If you dont want sex, then give it about 3thousand pulls.


Regards, PG

LOL some of us know better madam but Tempest is correct, most guys can care less if you get yours and society makes it ok basically.

that is an exellent rule....seriously.

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i fuck the way i love it, not the way she wants :Graucho

I dunno i always get told "FASTER"

Long as she dont say "DEEPER" :1orglaugh

thats one serious cumshot in your sig, got peter north beat hands down.

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oh.. I don't have one... never mind..

...oh, ok, sorry, if that's the rule, I have to remember next time we fuck maybe i am i a "CHEWY" mood....

this thread makes me laugh, my last GF just wanted to get fucked good and hard, as fast sa i can go. and as hard as i can go. she liked quickies, so it was all good. :)

LMAO, that's what i ALLWAYS ask when i just try to be polite......

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you should learn how to host a picture

most bitches just lay back and complain what you do wrong.

why dont you step up and do it you whore

I think you may be in need of a little discipline

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I didn't think women under the age of 30 really enjoyed sex anyway so didn't matter how it was approached. Hmm, ya learn something new everyday.

The girl Im having sex with now always got off well when it was fast and hard, but then I learned she likes it slow too, so long as its still hard, go figure right? Guys are so much less complicated :thumbsup

hmm... sounds like you know something Mike :Graucho

Well women of all ages will SAY they enjoy it but there is a clear difference. My experience is younger women tend to do it for status and to make you happy. Women above 30 tend to genuinely enjoy it, if they're sexually active, and can be just as aggressive if not more than you are.:)

For a young man, it's a win win situation anyhow:winkwink:

I dont have sex, I make love.:winkwink:

You're right.. I never really enjoyed sex much until I was in my 40's

you gotta be selfish to enjoy sex, it's hard for a woman to learn that

You need kamasutra

The problem is first you have to find a guy who gives a fuck if you get off or not.... then you have to guide him, since every girl likes it different. I love finding those guys who think sex is 10x hotter when a girl cums, they're so fun.

Depends... just be careful. Once upon a time a partner and I almost became paralyzed trying that stuff out :1orglaugh

You found your niche girl. I'll drink to that:thumbsup :glugglug

I like to change it up on my wife all the time sometimes I just grab her and fuck the shit out of her and other times I just take it slow and easy...

:hi

where can I get lessons ?

:winkwink: heard you were looking for me...
How you doin?

I got the book of Karma sutra... :Graucho

How many strokes does it take to get to the creamy center of a cocksicle?

Don't stop until you get the answer bitch!

Could you be so kind to explain to us how to fuck then?

in, squirt and out

there done

My dad told me a joke many, many years ago which I found to be, not a joke, but the truth.

"Old bull and young bull standing on a hill, looking down at a herd of heffers. Young bull is hopping around, saying, "Let's, let's, let's run down there and make love to one of them heffers."

"Old bull looks at him and says, "No, let's WALK down and make love to ALL of them!"

I think the women here agree, you get them off and there's no way you'll walk away unsatisfied.

Myself, I like "hours" rather than "minutes." While there's a time for "fast," there's more time for "slow." I'd rather be "in" than "off."

What say you, ladies???

(need help) how do you have great sex if you ejaculate too fast?

You learn "C-O-N-T-R-O-L." Ask any woman. She'll show you how. That is, if you're not to macho to ask. It was a woman who taught me "dusk to dawn."

You guys work in porn, and haven't picked up any pointers?

:2 cents:

Why are women so fast to complain about men fucking badly? EROTEEK it's a joint venture it takes two to tango.

I've fucked well over my fair share of women and love to give pleasure, anyone who has met me and Eva will tell you her smile is permanent, but one of the things I find is a lot of women can't fuck to save there life.

They fall into different catagories.

(A) You are so lucky I'm letting you.

(B) Move in the wrong direction at the wrong time.

(C) Spend all night stroking my leg or neck, get wise what turns you on does not turn me on.

(D) Those that take two hours to orgasm. Honey it is not my fault that you are slow.

(E) Those that take 30 seconds and after 15 minutes have had enough.

(F) Those that think I want my hearing impaired or the people in the next town to know I'm getting laid.

(G) Those that start threads complaining about men's performance assuming they are God's gift to the art of love making because they have a pussy.

I will not even start about the ones who could not give good head if their life depended on it. "Please don't come in my mouth" She says, while I'm losing my erection because she is crap at it.

EROTEEK until you can prove that you are a good lover do us a favour and STFU!!

*End rant*

Exactly, give him some pointers. It's not as if you all like the same thing.

I'm fun then?

I have yet to find a girl who even ASKS if she could cum in my mouth, or wants me to stop and use my hand right before she has an orgasm. But, from her, I'll take a load in the face, leave the stuff on, rub it around and use it as mouthwash, lube, cologne or a desert topping.

Oh, and BTW - I'm a porn star & I've only gotten good head from a handfull of women in my life. Put some damn effort into it at least. I can take about 45 seconds of bad head.

You can come a second time.
Or yerk off :glugglug

Its called cock worshiping!!!!

Learn how to suck a good dick and I gurantee you that your man will be out to please you....


To bring your Oral skillz to par you must practice 2-3 times per day!


get to it or you will never have a good fuck


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I pity you if you don't have to repeat !!

Why don't you just get on top and control the whole thing yourself then?

You need to fuck more artists :Graucho