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Old 09-22-2004, 07:59 PM   #1
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John F. Kerry changed his NAME?
I heard today.... John Kerry changed his middle name to be an "F" so he could have the initials "JFK". Is this true? Or rumor?
Talk amongst yourselves........


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Old 09-22-2004, 07:59 PM   #2
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Old 09-22-2004, 08:01 PM   #3
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Let me get on my Veteran's and Swift Boat Captain's bat phone and see what they have to say about it!
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Old 09-22-2004, 08:02 PM   #4
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Never heard that before, allthough it sounds like something he would do...
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Old 09-22-2004, 08:08 PM   #5
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Let me get on my Veteran's and Swift Boat Captain's bat phone and see what they have to say about it!
Someone told me this..... and I had not heard it. It is not out of the realm of Botox. Please reconfirm... from the BatPhone.
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Old 09-22-2004, 08:10 PM   #6
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Forbes is his mothers maiden name.

His grandfather's real last name was Kohn, but changed it to Kerry out of fear of anti-semitism or some shit.
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Old 09-22-2004, 08:15 PM   #7
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Someone told me this..... and I had not heard it. It is not out of the realm of Botox. Please reconfirm... from the BatPhone.
YOU ARE CORRECT!!! He changed his name from Jane Fonda to John F. Kerry. He kept the J and F but decided to go with something "friendly" for the last name. He remembers one of the people in Vietnam that actually EARNED a purple heart was named Kerry Thomas so he grew fond of that name.

Now he is John F. Kerry aka Jane Fonda aka Hanoi Hanna aka COMMIE PACIFIST FUCKTARD!

Hey, don't shoot the messenger...that's the info I got over the offical Batphone.
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YOU ARE CORRECT!!! He changed his name from Jane Fonda to John F. Kerry. He kept the J and F but decided to go with something "friendly" for the last name. He remembers one of the people in Vietnam that actually EARNED a purple heart was named Kerry Thomas so he grew fond of that name.

Now he is John F. Kerry aka Jane Fonda aka Hanoi Hanna aka COMMIE PACIFIST FUCKTARD!

Hey, don't shoot the messenger...that's the info I got over the offical Batphone.
The cord to your batphone appears to be running straight into the whitehouse
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YOU ARE CORRECT!!! He changed his name from Jane Fonda to John F. Kerry. He kept the J and F but decided to go with something "friendly" for the last name. He remembers one of the people in Vietnam that actually EARNED a purple heart was named Kerry Thomas so he grew fond of that name.

Now he is John F. Kerry aka Jane Fonda aka Hanoi Hanna aka COMMIE PACIFIST FUCKTARD!

Hey, don't shoot the messenger...that's the info I got over the offical Batphone.
Thanks Bruce Wayne! I KNEW IT! Way to go BatMan!
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Old 09-22-2004, 08:25 PM   #10
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YOU ARE CORRECT!!! He changed his name from Jane Fonda to John F. Kerry. He kept the J and F but decided to go with something "friendly" for the last name. He remembers one of the people in Vietnam that actually EARNED a purple heart was named Kerry Thomas so he grew fond of that name.

Now he is John F. Kerry aka Jane Fonda aka Hanoi Hanna aka COMMIE PACIFIST FUCKTARD!

Hey, don't shoot the messenger...that's the info I got over the offical Batphone.
Sounds as coherent and believable as the rest of their claims.
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Sounds as coherent and believable as the rest of their claims.
They? As in whom? You know..... I was wondering.... where are "JFK" or John F. Kerry's "service" records? I think we should see those!
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Old 09-22-2004, 08:53 PM   #14
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They? As in whom? You know..... I was wondering.... where are "JFK" or John F. Kerry's "service" records? I think we should see those!
Too bad GW didn't take any pics or videos during the time of question.
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