John F. Kerry changed his NAME?

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  • BlingDaddy
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    • Apr 2004
    • 6343

    #1

    John F. Kerry changed his NAME?

    I heard today.... John Kerry changed his middle name to be an "F" so he could have the initials "JFK". Is this true? Or rumor?
    Talk amongst yourselves........


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  • Headless
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    • Jan 2001
    • 26727

    #2
    hmmmmmmmmmm

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    • Rob
      I'm a great bowler.
      • Nov 2003
      • 13310

      #3
      Let me get on my Veteran's and Swift Boat Captain's bat phone and see what they have to say about it!

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      • SD Qball
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        • Sep 2004
        • 106

        #4
        Never heard that before, allthough it sounds like something he would do...

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        • BlingDaddy
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          • Apr 2004
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          #5
          Originally posted by HighOnAcid
          Let me get on my Veteran's and Swift Boat Captain's bat phone and see what they have to say about it!
          Someone told me this..... and I had not heard it. It is not out of the realm of Botox. Please reconfirm... from the BatPhone.
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          • The Truth Hurts
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            • Nov 2002
            • 15734

            #6
            Forbes is his mothers maiden name.

            His grandfather's real last name was Kohn, but changed it to Kerry out of fear of anti-semitism or some shit.

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            • Rob
              I'm a great bowler.
              • Nov 2003
              • 13310

              #7
              Originally posted by BlingDaddy
              Someone told me this..... and I had not heard it. It is not out of the realm of Botox. Please reconfirm... from the BatPhone.
              YOU ARE CORRECT!!! He changed his name from Jane Fonda to John F. Kerry. He kept the J and F but decided to go with something "friendly" for the last name. He remembers one of the people in Vietnam that actually EARNED a purple heart was named Kerry Thomas so he grew fond of that name.

              Now he is John F. Kerry aka Jane Fonda aka Hanoi Hanna aka COMMIE PACIFIST FUCKTARD!

              Hey, don't shoot the messenger...that's the info I got over the offical Batphone.

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              • PenisFace
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                • Oct 2003
                • 3774

                #8
                Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                YOU ARE CORRECT!!! He changed his name from Jane Fonda to John F. Kerry. He kept the J and F but decided to go with something "friendly" for the last name. He remembers one of the people in Vietnam that actually EARNED a purple heart was named Kerry Thomas so he grew fond of that name.

                Now he is John F. Kerry aka Jane Fonda aka Hanoi Hanna aka COMMIE PACIFIST FUCKTARD!

                Hey, don't shoot the messenger...that's the info I got over the offical Batphone.
                The cord to your batphone appears to be running straight into the whitehouse
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                • BlingDaddy
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                  • Apr 2004
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                  YOU ARE CORRECT!!! He changed his name from Jane Fonda to John F. Kerry. He kept the J and F but decided to go with something "friendly" for the last name. He remembers one of the people in Vietnam that actually EARNED a purple heart was named Kerry Thomas so he grew fond of that name.

                  Now he is John F. Kerry aka Jane Fonda aka Hanoi Hanna aka COMMIE PACIFIST FUCKTARD!

                  Hey, don't shoot the messenger...that's the info I got over the offical Batphone.
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                  • Rob
                    I'm a great bowler.
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 13310

                    #10
                    Originally posted by PenisFace
                    The cord to your batphone appears to be running straight into the whitehouse
                    Hey, don't blame me! I'm not the one with Penis on my face.

                    Bling, just doing my job.

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                    • uno
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                      • Dec 2002
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                      YOU ARE CORRECT!!! He changed his name from Jane Fonda to John F. Kerry. He kept the J and F but decided to go with something "friendly" for the last name. He remembers one of the people in Vietnam that actually EARNED a purple heart was named Kerry Thomas so he grew fond of that name.

                      Now he is John F. Kerry aka Jane Fonda aka Hanoi Hanna aka COMMIE PACIFIST FUCKTARD!

                      Hey, don't shoot the messenger...that's the info I got over the offical Batphone.
                      Sounds as coherent and believable as the rest of their claims.
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                      • Screaming
                        I can change this!!!!!
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 18972

                        #12
                        lord lets hope not

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                        • BlingDaddy
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                          • Apr 2004
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by uno
                          Sounds as coherent and believable as the rest of their claims.
                          They? As in whom? You know..... I was wondering.... where are "JFK" or John F. Kerry's "service" records? I think we should see those!
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                          • mardigras
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                            • Feb 2003
                            • 14194

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BlingDaddy
                            They? As in whom? You know..... I was wondering.... where are "JFK" or John F. Kerry's "service" records? I think we should see those!
                            Too bad GW didn't take any pics or videos during the time of question.
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