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Originally posted by HighOnAcid
YOU ARE CORRECT!!! He changed his name from Jane Fonda to John F. Kerry. He kept the J and F but decided to go with something "friendly" for the last name. He remembers one of the people in Vietnam that actually EARNED a purple heart was named Kerry Thomas so he grew fond of that name.
Now he is John F. Kerry aka Jane Fonda aka Hanoi Hanna aka COMMIE PACIFIST FUCKTARD!
Hey, don't shoot the messenger...that's the info I got over the offical Batphone. 
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Sounds as coherent and believable as the rest of their claims.