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Deepai · 09-10-2004, 01:20 PM

Dunno if this has already been posted, but saw this article on another board, involving 4 people being arrested after feeding unwitting wedding guests human flesh! Read it here.

oh yea, first person to post: Welcome to 2 weeks ago, will be shanked and cooked with coconut leaves and kerosene. You have been warned.

Kre8t0r · 09-10-2004, 01:24 PM

Welcome to 2 weeks ago...
BTW I prefer natural gas, kerosene makes me itch.

iwantchixx · 09-10-2004, 01:24 PM

holy fuck, this world is going to hell in a hand basket

Deepai · 09-10-2004, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kre8t0r
Welcome to 2 weeks ago...
BTW I prefer natural gas, kerosene makes me itch.

hmmm but are the coconut leaves fine with you?

jono · 09-10-2004, 01:38 PM

Nanda · 09-10-2004, 01:44 PM

Isn't it incredible how there are so many sick people in this world?

Roger · 09-10-2004, 02:01 PM

That's it. No more meat for me.

Deepai · 09-10-2004, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nanda
Isn't it incredible how there are so many sick people in this world?

not really. lol. The worst part is they made one of the guys eat his own vomit at knife point.

gornyhuy · 09-10-2004, 02:04 PM

Mmmm human.

M.D.P. · 09-10-2004, 02:05 PM

Just eat it.

stev0 · 09-10-2004, 02:13 PM

holy shit, that is fucked up...

robfantasy · 09-10-2004, 02:13 PM

now that is some hardcore gangsta shit

psili · 09-10-2004, 02:16 PM

Good for them. When I die I'm getting cremated and my ashes put in the lobster puff pastries to be served at my funeral.

VeriSexy · 09-10-2004, 02:23 PM

Nasty sick mofo

Zerof8 · 09-10-2004, 02:28 PM

Cartman- Hey this is great
Scott- It's a special recipe
C- Ah this is really good Scott
S- I'm glad you like it so much because now that you're almost finished I have something to tell you
C-What??? You mean how you put pubes in your chilli???
S- What......???
C- Yes I'm afraid this isn't your chilli Scott I switched it with Cheff's
C- It's delicous Cheff I hadn't planned on that, what I did plan on however was that my friends Stan and Kyle would betray me and warn you that the Chilli-Con Carnival was a trap
C- I assumed they would tell you that I had trained Jenkin's Poney to bite off your weiner
C- What they didn't tell you was that Jenkin's is a crazy Redneck who shoots tresspassers on sight
C- Knowing that you would try to do something to the Poney I warned mister Jenkins that violent Poney killers were in the area
C- I also knew that you wouldn't go yourself for fear of having your weiner bitten off
C- You would most likely send your parents
C- And I'm afraid that when Mr. Jenkins spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents
S- My Mom and Dad are dead....???
C- I came just in time to see Mr. Jenkin's giving his report to Officer Barbraddy.....and of course to steal the bodies
C- After a night with the hacksaw I was already to put on my chilli-con carnival, so that I could tell personally about your parents demise
C- And of course to feed you your chilli. Do you like it.........? Do you like it Scott.......? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chilli.
S- O_O
C: Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah. I made you eat your parents. Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-10-2004, 02:34 PM

Nice, so it must taste like Chinese food.

Drake · 09-10-2004, 03:19 PM

Wonder if it's fair to call him an over-protective dad?

Wierd story though

CodeKing · 09-10-2004, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zerof8
Cartman- Hey this is great
Scott- It's a special recipe
C- Ah this is really good Scott
S- I'm glad you like it so much because now that you're almost finished I have something to tell you
C-What??? You mean how you put pubes in your chilli???
S- What......???
C- Yes I'm afraid this isn't your chilli Scott I switched it with Cheff's
C- It's delicous Cheff I hadn't planned on that, what I did plan on however was that my friends Stan and Kyle would betray me and warn you that the Chilli-Con Carnival was a trap
C- I assumed they would tell you that I had trained Jenkin's Poney to bite off your weiner
C- What they didn't tell you was that Jenkin's is a crazy Redneck who shoots tresspassers on sight
C- Knowing that you would try to do something to the Poney I warned mister Jenkins that violent Poney killers were in the area
C- I also knew that you wouldn't go yourself for fear of having your weiner bitten off
C- You would most likely send your parents
C- And I'm afraid that when Mr. Jenkins spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents
S- My Mom and Dad are dead....???
C- I came just in time to see Mr. Jenkin's giving his report to Officer Barbraddy.....and of course to steal the bodies
C- After a night with the hacksaw I was already to put on my chilli-con carnival, so that I could tell personally about your parents demise
C- And of course to feed you your chilli. Do you like it.........? Do you like it Scott.......? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chilli.
S- O_O
C: Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah. I made you eat your parents. Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah.

funniest southpark moment ever

Deepai · 09-10-2004, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zerof8
Cartman- Hey this is great
Scott- It's a special recipe
C- Ah this is really good Scott
S- I'm glad you like it so much because now that you're almost finished I have something to tell you
C-What??? You mean how you put pubes in your chilli???
S- What......???
C- Yes I'm afraid this isn't your chilli Scott I switched it with Cheff's
C- It's delicous Cheff I hadn't planned on that, what I did plan on however was that my friends Stan and Kyle would betray me and warn you that the Chilli-Con Carnival was a trap
C- I assumed they would tell you that I had trained Jenkin's Poney to bite off your weiner
C- What they didn't tell you was that Jenkin's is a crazy Redneck who shoots tresspassers on sight
C- Knowing that you would try to do something to the Poney I warned mister Jenkins that violent Poney killers were in the area
C- I also knew that you wouldn't go yourself for fear of having your weiner bitten off
C- You would most likely send your parents
C- And I'm afraid that when Mr. Jenkins spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents
S- My Mom and Dad are dead....???
C- I came just in time to see Mr. Jenkin's giving his report to Officer Barbraddy.....and of course to steal the bodies
C- After a night with the hacksaw I was already to put on my chilli-con carnival, so that I could tell personally about your parents demise
C- And of course to feed you your chilli. Do you like it.........? Do you like it Scott.......? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chilli.
S- O_O
C: Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah. I made you eat your parents. Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah.

yes thats a classic....

Vanilla DeVille · 09-10-2004, 04:23 PM

That's just wrong...

Chichio · 09-10-2004, 04:23 PM

I'm currently eating healthy spoonfulls of Deepai, ironic isn't it.

Deepai · 09-10-2004, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chichio
I'm currently eating healthy spoonfulls of Deepai, ironic isn't it.

aSStig · 09-10-2004, 10:05 PM

sick people . . . .

TheMob · 09-10-2004, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kre8t0r
Welcome to 2 weeks ago...
BTW I prefer natural gas, kerosene makes me itch.

i know whatcha mean, dude. it makes me take off

block · 09-10-2004, 10:11 PM

Uhh wtf.... Messed up people

robfantasy · 09-10-2004, 10:20 PM

should be Touch My Daughters Ass and I Will Kill You and Eat You and Feed You To Other People Who Dont Know Its You!!

09-10-2004, 01:20 PM	#1
Deepai Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle, WA. Posts: 1,583	Touch My Daughters Ass and I Will Kill You!!! Dunno if this has already been posted, but saw this article on another board, involving 4 people being arrested after feeding unwitting wedding guests human flesh! Read it here. oh yea, first person to post: Welcome to 2 weeks ago, will be shanked and cooked with coconut leaves and kerosene. You have been warned. __________________ SOULCASH BULLFIGHTER THE BAND

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09-10-2004, 02:16 PM	#13
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09-10-2004, 02:28 PM	#15
Zerof8 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Kansas City Posts: 1,245	Cartman- Hey this is great Scott- It's a special recipe C- Ah this is really good Scott S- I'm glad you like it so much because now that you're almost finished I have something to tell you C-What??? You mean how you put pubes in your chilli??? S- What......??? C- Yes I'm afraid this isn't your chilli Scott I switched it with Cheff's C- It's delicous Cheff I hadn't planned on that, what I did plan on however was that my friends Stan and Kyle would betray me and warn you that the Chilli-Con Carnival was a trap C- I assumed they would tell you that I had trained Jenkin's Poney to bite off your weiner C- What they didn't tell you was that Jenkin's is a crazy Redneck who shoots tresspassers on sight C- Knowing that you would try to do something to the Poney I warned mister Jenkins that violent Poney killers were in the area C- I also knew that you wouldn't go yourself for fear of having your weiner bitten off C- You would most likely send your parents C- And I'm afraid that when Mr. Jenkins spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents S- My Mom and Dad are dead....??? C- I came just in time to see Mr. Jenkin's giving his report to Officer Barbraddy.....and of course to steal the bodies C- After a night with the hacksaw I was already to put on my chilli-con carnival, so that I could tell personally about your parents demise C- And of course to feed you your chilli. Do you like it.........? Do you like it Scott.......? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chilli. S- O_O C: Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah. I made you eat your parents. Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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