09-10-2004, 04:19 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Seattle, WA.
Posts: 1,583
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Quote:
Originally posted by Zerof8
Cartman- Hey this is great
Scott- It's a special recipe
C- Ah this is really good Scott
S- I'm glad you like it so much because now that you're almost finished I have something to tell you
C-What??? You mean how you put pubes in your chilli???
S- What......???
C- Yes I'm afraid this isn't your chilli Scott I switched it with Cheff's
C- It's delicous Cheff I hadn't planned on that, what I did plan on however was that my friends Stan and Kyle would betray me and warn you that the Chilli-Con Carnival was a trap
C- I assumed they would tell you that I had trained Jenkin's Poney to bite off your weiner
C- What they didn't tell you was that Jenkin's is a crazy Redneck who shoots tresspassers on sight
C- Knowing that you would try to do something to the Poney I warned mister Jenkins that violent Poney killers were in the area
C- I also knew that you wouldn't go yourself for fear of having your weiner bitten off
C- You would most likely send your parents
C- And I'm afraid that when Mr. Jenkins spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents
S- My Mom and Dad are dead....???
C- I came just in time to see Mr. Jenkin's giving his report to Officer Barbraddy.....and of course to steal the bodies
C- After a night with the hacksaw I was already to put on my chilli-con carnival, so that I could tell personally about your parents demise
C- And of course to feed you your chilli. Do you like it.........? Do you like it Scott.......? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chilli.
S- O_O
C: Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah. I made you eat your parents. Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah.
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