Touch My Daughters Ass and I Will Kill You!!!
 

Dunno if this has already been posted, but saw this article on another board, involving 4 people being arrested after feeding unwitting wedding guests human flesh! Read it here.

oh yea, first person to post: Welcome to 2 weeks ago, will be shanked and cooked with coconut leaves and kerosene. You have been warned.:1orglaugh

Welcome to 2 weeks ago...
BTW I prefer natural gas, kerosene makes me itch. :1orglaugh

holy fuck, this world is going to hell in a hand basket

hmmm but are the coconut leaves fine with you?

lol

Isn't it incredible how there are so many sick people in this world? :eek7 :Oh crap

That's it. No more meat for me.

not really. lol. The worst part is they made one of the guys eat his own vomit at knife point.:throwup

Mmmm human.

Just eat it.

holy shit, that is fucked up...

now that is some hardcore gangsta shit

Good for them. When I die I'm getting cremated and my ashes put in the lobster puff pastries to be served at my funeral.

Nasty sick mofo :BangBang:

Cartman- Hey this is great
Scott- It's a special recipe
C- Ah this is really good Scott
S- I'm glad you like it so much because now that you're almost finished I have something to tell you
C-What??? You mean how you put pubes in your chilli???
S- What......???
C- Yes I'm afraid this isn't your chilli Scott I switched it with Cheff's
C- It's delicous Cheff I hadn't planned on that, what I did plan on however was that my friends Stan and Kyle would betray me and warn you that the Chilli-Con Carnival was a trap
C- I assumed they would tell you that I had trained Jenkin's Poney to bite off your weiner
C- What they didn't tell you was that Jenkin's is a crazy Redneck who shoots tresspassers on sight
C- Knowing that you would try to do something to the Poney I warned mister Jenkins that violent Poney killers were in the area
C- I also knew that you wouldn't go yourself for fear of having your weiner bitten off
C- You would most likely send your parents
C- And I'm afraid that when Mr. Jenkins spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents
S- My Mom and Dad are dead....???
C- I came just in time to see Mr. Jenkin's giving his report to Officer Barbraddy.....and of course to steal the bodies
C- After a night with the hacksaw I was already to put on my chilli-con carnival, so that I could tell personally about your parents demise
C- And of course to feed you your chilli. Do you like it.........? Do you like it Scott.......? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chilli.
S- O_O
C: Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah. I made you eat your parents. Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah.

Nice, so it must taste like Chinese food.

Wonder if it's fair to call him an over-protective dad?:winkwink:

Wierd story though

funniest southpark moment ever

yes thats a classic....:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That's just wrong...

I'm currently eating healthy spoonfulls of Deepai, ironic isn't it. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sick people . . . .

:1orglaugh i know whatcha mean, dude. it makes me take off

Uhh wtf.... Messed up people :Graucho

should be Touch My Daughters Ass and I Will Kill You and Eat You and Feed You To Other People Who Dont Know Its You!!